Rose: WASABI MY PEEPS! WE ARE BACK WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF TRUTH OR DARE!
Lubbock: *scared* SAVE US!
Maru: Keshesheshe~.
Leone: Rose why is there a big red mark under your nose?
Rose: *grumbles* Stupid hair removal cream
Mine: The things us girls do to look beautiful...
Esdeath: For once I agree
Rose: Today we got truths and dares for the hosts so lets see we have here. Here's a truth from Lily. Maru why are you so evil?
Maru: Uhm~. I like it I suppose~. Would it help you to imagine me as a mix of Animal from the Muppets, Squalo from KHR, and Russia from Hetalia~? And possibly China from Hetalia as well~.
Rose: She also dares you to slap Chelsea
Maru: ...
Chelsea: ...
Rose: ...Well? What are we waiting for?
Maru: ... Because I don't wanna, dammit!
Rose: *plays a recording of Chelsea's voice* Kurome and Wave go better than Run and Wave. I'm glad Run died.
Chelsea: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
Maru: *Evil aura* Chelsea~.
Rose: Now do you wanna slap her?
Maru: Maybe~.
Rose: *pushes Chelsea towards her*
Maru: *Slaps her* Do NOT diss my favorite character!
Chelsea: OW! *cries*
Lubbock: Hey Rose don't you have another co-host to add today?
Tatsumi: *tackles Lubbock and tries to chock him* SHUT UP LUBBA!
Maru: Another... Co-host? *Hides behind Sheele*
Rose: Calm down Maru. You'll always be my number one! Besides she's going to be a character in this show. Say hello to Lubba twin sister Riri!
Maru: IF YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BRING YOUR OC'S I SHOULD BE TOO.
Rose: YOU ARE ALLOWED!
Maru: ...But I doubt he'd LIKE to.
Riri: *walks in* Hello everyone.
Bulat: Lubbock you never mentioned that you had a twin sister
Maru: That's because she's an OC.
Lubbock: Riri! Did the mean hosts hurt my baby sister? *hugs her*
Riri: *blushing* B-Big brother!?
Maru: Oh dear~. I don't mind killing anyone, but I don't wanna clean blood from the floor~.
Rose: Okay back to the truths. Eh!? A truth for me!?
Maru: Well say it before I kill everyone~!
Rose: This person asked me how long have I been with Olaf. What are my top three favorite characters in Bakugan. As well if my hair is long or short and if it's curly or straight.
Maru: *Murderous aura* Get on with it then!
Olaf: *blushing* Well we've been together since we were sophomores in high school and now that we're sophomores on college that means we've been together for almost five years and we couldn't be less happier than we are now.
Rose: My hair reaches my mid-back so it's in between short and long. And it's wavy so it's in the middle of straight and curly. My 3 favorite people in Bakugan are Keith, Mira and Professor Clay!
Dr. Stylish: So you like mad scientists eh? *winks at me*
Olaf: *tackles him* NO SHE DOESN'T AND SHE'S MINE!
Maru: Keshesheshe. You know who's a better mad scientist than you, Stylish? Stein from Soul Eater.
Olaf: *trying to kill Dr. Stylish*
Maru: Isn't Dr. Stylish gay anyway?
Olaf: DON'T CARE!
Maru: *Shrugs* Just sayin'.
Rose: Okay time for Lubbock and Bulat's wedding!
Lubbock: WHAT!?
Maru: Yay!
Rose: Tatsumi you're Bulat's best man! Riri you are Lubbock's maid of honor with Akame, Leone, Mine, Chelsea being the bridesmaids! Wave, Run and Bols you guys are the groomsmen! Susanoo you will pose as Lubbock's dad!
Maru: Susanoo is Lubba's dad?!
Rose: NO! Since Lubba's parents aren't here Susanoo and Najenda will take their place!
Najenda: SAY WHAT NOW!?
Maru: ... I agree with Najenda. What?!
Rose: They're the only adults in the room so it would sound a bit normal.
Bulat, Dr Stylish, and Bols: *spluttering in indignition* Excuse me?!
Maru: Oh, you guys don't count.
Rose: Bols you and Lubbock aren't that close so that's why you're on of the groomsmen. Bulat you're the groom so you cannot pose as his dad. Stylish you're just plain creepy. And you would try to hit on Lubba as well Stylish
Bols: Okay fair point.
Stylish: Come on!
Rose: *looks at Bulat* Bulat feel free to kill him if he decides to hit on Lubba.
Bulat: *Salutes*
Rose: Okay! Time to head to the alter! *gives Bulat a black tuxedo and forces his hair down* I'm not letting you wear that stupid hairstyle on your wedding day!
Maru: ...
Bulat: *glares at me* MY HAIRSTYLE IS NOT STUPID!
Sheele: *smiling*
Najenda: *watches me and Bulat yell at each other* Should we stop them?
Maru: Nah. It's funnier this way.
Rose: *stops yelling* Okay girls get Lubba ready! *gives them a green wedding dress and a white veil decorated with white flowers*
Lubbock: WHY AM I WEARING A DRESS?!
Rose: Because you're the girl of the relationship! Now move before I kick you where the sun doesn't shine!
Lubbock: I'M MOVING!
Girls: *drag him away*
Tatsumi: Rose what are you going to be?
Rose: I'm going to be the priest!
Maru: *sweatdropping*
Rose: Something wrong Maru?
Maru: Just can't see you as a priest.
Rose: Eh. *shrugs* I guess Run could do it. Though I originally put him as the flower girl.
Run: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT A GIRL!
Rose: *gives him priest costume* *goes to dressing room to change*
Bulat: That girl is crazy.
Maru: And like the rest of us aren't.
Bult: *shrugs and goes to change into the tux*
Girls: *drag Lubbock out of the dressing room with the dress and veil on*
Punchy: *gives him bouquet of white roses*
Lubbock: *face red with anger*
Maru: This is all very surreal.
Lubbock: *tries to take off veil*
Maru: Keep trying Lubba, keep trying.
Lubbock: DAMMIT I'M TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED!
Sheele: Why did you agree to this then?
Lubbock: I WAS FORCED INTO IT!
Sheele: Alright then...
Bulat: *comes out wearing the tux*
Rose: *comes out in flower girl outfit* *gives Susanoo a tux* Hurry up and change. We need to get this over with.
Maru: *disappears* I'm gonna go get ice cream.
Rose: Is everyone ready?
Lubbock: ... No.
Rose: *glares at him while Susanoo comes out wearing the tux*
Leone: You better get ready soon Lubba.
Rose: He is ready. You guys got the dress and veil on him but forgot to get rid of his goggles. *tries to take them off*
Lubbock: DON'T TOUCH THE GOGGLES! *tries to stop them from being taken off.*
Rose: Why? What are you hiding~
Lubbock: Nothing, I just like having them on!
Maru: *comes back with ice cream* So they're like comfort food, except less edible.
Rose: Maru help me rip off Lubba's goggles! *hand gets smacked* Ow! Dammit Lubbock!
Maru: *eating a big tub of mint chocolate chip* Too busy.
Rose: Bulat! Help me out or else the wedding can't go on!
Bulat: *ries to help*
Lubbock: *slaps Bulats hands away* Bulat stop touching my hair!
Bulat: What, does it feel weird or something?
Rose: *finally rips off Lubbock's goggles from his hair* Victory! *happy dances*
Maru: Alright, get it over with.
Lubbock: YOW! *holding head in pain*
Mine: What, does it hurt to remove you goggles or something? Wimp.
Lubbock: DON'T CALL ME A WIMP!
Mine: Well does it?
Lubbock: YES! BECAUSE THE CRAZY WOMAN RIPPED OFF SOME CHUNKS OF MY HAIR WHEN SHE PULLED OFF MY GOGGLES!
Mine: Hm.
Maru: Keshesheshe~.
Rose: Alright everyone get into position. Where is Run!? How long does it take to change into the simple costume?
Wave: *Shrugs*
Punchy: *pulls Run out of the dressing room wearing a princess costume*
Run: *fixes tiara* This looks strange...
Rose: *blinks* Okay who switched the costumes?
Maru: *shrugs* I have no idea what the costumes were in the first place. Maybe Dr Stylish did it?
Wave: *passed out*
Rose: *sighs and makes Run change into the priest costume*
Run: Somehow I think this makes me look weird.
Rose: You're the one who complained about being a flower girl.
Run: AT LEAST I'M NOT WEARING A DRESS.
Rose: Okay people time for the wedding!
Sheele: Alright!
Susanoo: *sighs ad links his arm around Lubbock's*
Bulat: *stands at position*
Run: *goes to the middle of the alter while holding a book*
Maru: *switches Run's book for The Complete Works of Shakespeare, with the play Twelfth Night bookmarked*
Girls: *stand with arm's linked to boys*
Boy: *same*
Maru: *reading a book on creating a successful play*
Rose: Maru where's your costume? You said you're going to be the flower thrower.
Maru: Oh, okay then. *changes*
Rose: Time to start! *starts throwing flower petals*
Sheele: *awkwardly standing off to one side*
Olaf: *grabs her arm* Maru told me to accompany you as one of the groomsmen.
Sheele: Oh, thank you.
Olaf: *nods* No problem. *starts walking down the aisle with her*
Rose: *demon aura*
Lubbock: *behind them with his arm forcely linked to Susanoo mumbling curses underneath his breath*
Maru: *sighs*
~rest of the bridesmaids and groomsmen go~
Susanoo: Let's go Lubbock. *tugs his arm almost making Lubbock drop the flowers*
Lubbock: Oi, watch it!
Susanoo: *sighs* you're the one who's getting married. Not me.
Lubbock: *muttering*
Susanoo: *grabs Lubbock and carries him to the groom*
Lubbock: I CAN WALK ON MY OWN THANK YOU.
Susanoo: *face red with anger* THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE TORMENT! *slaps Lubbock across the face*
Everyone: *shocked*
Maru: Susanoo.
Lubbock: *staring shock with tears falling out of his eyes*
Rose: *looks at Bulat*
Susanoo: *Swallows* Y-yes ma'am.
Maru: Good~.
Bulat: *getting ready to punch Susanoo*
Susanoo: *cowering behind Chelsea* I'm sorry I won't do it again!
Maru: *creepy laughter*
Lubbock: *crying*
Riri: *storms over to Susanoo and grabs him by the collar* If you hurt my twin again you'll be sleeping with the sharks tonight. Got it?
Maru: *forcibly jerks Riri away from him and hisses in her face* You brother is a crybaby moron, and I have already dealt with Susanoo. Don't meddle in business that isn't yours. *tosses her at Bulat* Get her away from me. Those twins give me a migraine.
Tatsumi: Hey Rose why is Maru in a bad mood?
Rose: *shrugs* don't know. Run start saying the dumb speech!
Maru: *making a crown out of roses*
Run: We are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage between Bulat and Lubbock.
~one boring speech later~
Liver: *stifling a laugh*
Bulat: *smiling*
Lubbock: *cursing underneath his breath*
Maru: *finishes the crown, pulls off the thorns, and put's it on Sheele's head*
Sheele: *blushes*
Run: Lubbock do you take Bulat to be your husband?
Maru: *smiles and gives her a wink*
Lubbock: *muttering* Sure, whatever.
Run: And Bulat do you take Lubbock to be your *snickers* wife. *holding back laughter*
Bulat: I do!
Lubbock: *glaring at Run* I don't know what you're implying here, but you better watch it Feather Boy.
Run: Whatever Grasshead.
Maru: *dumps a bucket of flowers on Run's head* There! You look pretty now! *Dances off*
Run: *gaping in shock* I know pronounce you husband and wife. Bulat you may kiss the bride. *taking flowers out his hair*
Maru: *laughing*
Bulat: *kisses Lubbock*
Lubbock: Mmph!? *kisses back*
Maru: *dragging Sheele out* Okay, you're married now, show's over folks!
Rose: *calls after Maru* We have truths and dares to do remember?
Maru: *pops head back in* I meant with the wedding. I mean, who wants to play truth or dare in a church?
Rose: *blinks* Oh yeah...
Everyone except the hosts: *anime fall*
Tatsumi: Lubbock throw your bouquet so that we can get out of here!
Bulat: What about our honeymoon!?
Lubbock: NOT GONNA HAPPEN BULAT!
Maru: Meh, you can do it another time. Let's go!
Rose: *teleports back to the studio*
Maru: *appears with a poof of smoke and cinders*
Rose: Okay here's a truth for Maru! Who would you take to a deserted island? Me or Bulat? And please explain why.
Maru: Rose probably. Bulat would probably end up getting me into a situation I don't want to be in, like having the empire try to murder us. I would probably not have that problem with Rose.
Bulat: *glares*
Maru: I have nothing against you Bulat, I just don't want to die a painful death.
Rose: Okay here's a dare for Wave. Slap Run!
Wave: SAY WHAT?!
Rose: JUST DO IT! HE'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU!
Wave: *slaps Run softly*
Rose: Wimp. Okay here's a truth for Mine. Would you kill Tatsumi if you saw him sleeping on your bed?
Mine: It depends on the situation.
Rose: What if he was sleeping with Esdeath? *shows her a picture*
Mine: *hefts Pumpkin* TATSUMI!
Tatsumi: CRAP! *runs away*
Maru: *laughing*
Rose: Here's a dare for Leone! Slap Najenda! And do it hard!
Leone: *slaps Najenda and runs away laughing*
Najenda: OW! LEONE! *chases her with steam coming out of her ears with Susanoo behind her*
Leone: Catch me if you can! Kesheshe!
Najenda: *stops and uses her mechanical arm to grab Leone by the neck and drag her back*
Maru: Sheele, can I borrow Extase?
Sheele: Alright.
Maru: *cuts the cable on Najenda's mechanical arm*
Najenda: WHY'D YOU DO THAT!?
Leone: *laughs and runs away*
Maru: Well, I always have wondered why on earth they didn't just do that in the anime or manga, so I decided to see if it worked.
Najenda: *eye twitch*
Rose: Okay the next dare is for Tatsumi and Lubbock is going to kill him for this one.
Maru: Ooh, I can't wait.
Rose: Tatsumi propose to Najenda. If she says no then propose to Esdeath so that you can marry either one of them
Tatsumi: ... Kill me now.
Wave: I wouldn't say that in a room full of people who kill other people as a job.
Tatsumi: ... Fair point.
Lubbock: I swear Tatsumi if Najenda says yes I'm going to torture you to death. *dark aura*
Najenda: ... *sighs*
Mine: *glares at him* YOU'RE FREAKIN MARRIED NOW SO THE ONLY PERSON THAT GETS TO KILL HIM IS ME!
Maru: Kesheshesheshe~.
Lubbock and Mine: *bickering*
Tatsumi: Najenda, the real reason I joined Night Raid is because I feel for your unparalleled beauty, and everyday since I first lay witness to that beauty I wanted to make you mine. I only agreed to go out with Mine just to make you jealous but didn't work out the way I planned, so please say that you'll marry me?
Lubbock: *face red with anger*
Najenda: ... No. Sorry Tatsumi...
Lubbock: *happy dancing*
Tatsumi: *grumbles* Esdeath...will you marry me?
Esdeath: Oh, Tatsumi, I thought you'd never ask!
Maru: *knocks out Lubbock with a frying pan*
~skips the wedding part because I'm lazy~
Rose: Okay you two can have your honeymoon in the empty bedroom next to the studio!
Maru: *cracking up* Oh Tatsumi you poor guy.
Esdeath: *dragging Tatsumi out*
Mine: ...
Rose: Okay next dare is for Chelsea!
Chelsea: I have a really bad feeling about this.
Rose: Turn into a dude and sneak into the boy's locker room and take pictures of them only wearing towels.
Chelsea: ... Fine.
Rose: *hands her a piece of paper* Here's the address to a random school!
Chelsea: Uh, okay...
Rose: Go on! *pushes her out the door with Gaea Foundation*
Chelsea: *changes into a guy*
Rose: While we wait here's a dare for me!? I have to handcuff myself to Lubba?!
Lubbock: *wakes up hearing the dare* WHAT!?
Maru: Kesesese~.
Rose: Argh! *handcuffs self to Lubba*
Lubbock: WHY ME!
Maru: Alright, what's next~?
Rose: You can't give any of us the key. *hands her the key*
Maru: Kesesesese. Alright then, next dare~.
Rose: Kurome has to slap Akame!
Maru and Akame: No, dammit!
Rose: Maru Akame may kill her so that's what you wanted.
Maru: Yes! Kill her please!
Kurome: *slaps Akame hard* PAYBACK!
Akame: *draws Murasame* Payback to you! *stabs her*
Kurome: *dies*
Maru: YES!
Rose: Okay Bulat you have to slap your wife!
Lubbock: I'M NOBODY'S WIFE!
Rose: Easy on my ear! We're handcuffed together!
Lubbock: *muttering under his breath*
Rose: NOW BULAT SLAP HIM! AND DO IT HARD!
Bulat: *slaps Lubba*
Lubbock: OW! CAN'T I DIVORCE HIM!?
Maru: *shrugs* I have no idea how divorce works.
Rose: Where I live you can go to the court and say you want a divorce and done. You are divorced.
Maru: Well that makes sense.
Rose: Okay where's Esdeath?
Maru: She's still in the room with... *winces* Our poor dear protagonist.
Rose: *sighs* Okay here's a dare for Susanoo.
Susanoo: ...?
Rose: Throw Run off a cliff and Run cannot use his Imperial Arms to save himself.
Run: I hate you all.
Rose: Now do it Susanoo!
Susanoo: ... Fine.
Wave: ... I'm allowed to save him with my Imperial Arms, right?
Rose: Da'aw so you do love him!
Wave: *blushes* J-just get it over with.
Run: Wave, if you don't catch me... *lets the threat hang*
Wave: Of course!
Rose: *wave's magic wand and a 1000 foot cliff pops out of nowhere*
Run: ... I need to learn that trick.
Rose: Now Susanoo throw him! Maru you may kill him after this. Because I know Run is your favorite character.
Maru: *casually tossing a cleaver up and down with Susanoo's core in the other hand* I've already got it covered.
Rose: On with the throwing!
Susanoo: *throws him off the cliff*
Rose: Bye bye Run!
Wave: Grand Chariot! *catches him*
Run: *glaring at everyone*
Rose: *laughing*
Run: Shut it you!
Rose: *holding Mastema* Do you want me to destroy your Imperial Arms?
Run: Touch Mastema and you are DEAD!
Rose: You can't kill me I'm immortal Muawahahaha!
Run: *scary aura* Do you want to test that theory?
Rose: *smirks and sticks out tongue* Oh please do.
Run: Well, I'm sure I can get Maru to do me a favor~.
Rose: *looks at Maru* If you kill me I'm looking for a new co-host.
Maru: *pouts* You're no fun.
Rose: I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Maru: That's not a good reason~!
Rose: ON WITH THE NEXT DARE BEFORE MARU KILLS ME! Somebody grab Esdeath and Tatsumi out of the room!
Wave: Please don't make me do it!
Maru: *shoves Kurome towards the door* Don't think you're getting away, Rose~.
Rose: While we wait here's a dare of Akame! Throw Lubbock into lava! WAIT! WHAT!? I'M GONNA DIE TOO!?
Maru: Oh dear, what a sad thing... Niyoniyo. I can bring you back to life though.
Rose: Okay *teleports me, Lubbock, Maru and Akame to the volcano
Akame: *pushes Lubba in*
Rose: *gets pulled in* AAAHHHHH! *dies*
Maru: Kesesese~! *takes out book* Alright hold on. *brings them back to life painfully*
Rose and Lubbock: *crispy cookies burned* ow...
Maru: *restores their heath*
Rose and Lubba: Yay!
Maru: Alright, next dare.
Rose: *teleports back*
Maru: *follows her* So what's next?
Rose: Sheele cut Liver's hair short. Hell make him bald!
Maru: I love this one.
Liver: YOU WILL NOT!
Maru: Kesesese. Yes, we will~!
Rose: *gives Sheele scissors*
Sheele: *shaves him bald*
Liver: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
Rose: *scared and covers eyes* DAMMIT I LIKE HIM WITH HAIR ON! SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOVE SOMETHING OVER HS HEAD PLEASE!
Bulat: *shoves a paper bag over Liver's head*
Maru: *shoves him in a closet* There, now we don't have to look at him anymore.
Liver: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Maru: No.
Liver: *banging on the door*
Maru: *padlocks it*
Liver: *cursing colorful words*
Bulat: Liver there's kids here! *points to Mine and Maru*
Mine and Maru: WE ARE NOT KIDS!
Bulat: Well I can't say Rose because she's 19 and now considered as an adult
Mine: *Sticks out tongue* We're not kids.
Bulat: You're acting like one.
Maru: TECHNICALITIES!
Rose: Next dare is for Leone! Let Lubbock touch your boobs for 30 seconds and give him a 5 second head start before you kill him and don't you dare hit me in the process since I'm handcuffed to him.
Leone: SAY WHAT?!
Mine: Lubbock is so dead.
Lubbock: Don't curse my luck! *wooden bench appears* Knock on wood! *knocks on it*
Rose: Okay dare time!
Leone: Fine! Get it over with!
Lubbock: *touches her boobs while nose bleeding*
Maru: *starts 30 second timer*
Leone: *refraining from punching him*
Rose: *covering eyes*
Maru: Time up! *Timer goes off*
Leone: *punches him away* Get off of me pervert!
Lubbock: Ow! *rubs nose* You were supposed to give a 5 second head start!
Leone: Screw 5 second head starts! *hits both of us*
Rose: Ow! Why the hell are you hitting me!?
Leone: ... I am?
Rose: *points to bruise on face and black eye*
Leone: *sheepishly rubs head*
Rose: IDIOT!
Leone: *puts hands above head*
Bulat: NEXT!
Rose: THAT'S OUR LINE!
Maru: *snickering*
Rose: WHERE THE HELL IS KUROME, ESDEATH AND TATSUMI!?
Maru: I'm pretty sure I killed Kurome earlier, and Tatsumi and Esdeath are still in their room. No one has volunteered to get them for fear of getting their ass frozen off or worse.
Rose: Well we need them now!
Maru: *chuckling* Only if someone agrees to get them. I'm not going.
Rose: Let's go Lubba *drags him out of the room*
Lubbock: WHY DO I HAVE TO COME TOO?! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Rose: *pulls his hair* DID YOU FORGET WE'RE HANDCUFFED TO EACH OTHER!?
Lubbock: NO!
Rose: *releases his hair* GOOD NOW SHUT UP AND COME WITH ME!
Tatsumi: Is it that time of the month again with her?
Maru: *shrugs* Maybe, maybe not.
Wave: I hope not...
Rose: *throws a chair accidentally hitting Mine* NO BUT IF YOU ASK THAT QUESTION AGAIN I'LL DESTROY YOU!
Mine: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Tatsumi: Don't kill me!
Rose: *grabs Esdeath with Lubbock and drags her back inside the studio*
Esdeath: *creepy aura* Let go of me!
Rose: *growling* SHUT YOUR YAP OR ELSE I'LL MAKE TATSUMI MARRY MINE!
Esdeath: ... *shuts up, glaring*
Rose: *drags her back*
Esdeath: So what do you want?!
Rose: You have to do some dares whether you like it or not!
Esdeath: *muttering* Fine...
Rose: Good!
Esdeath: *crosses arms* What do you want me to do? Get it over with...
Rose: You have to slap Tatsumi
Esdeath: Already did that. Earlier.
Rose: No you didn't.
Esdeath: *points to the room she and Tatsumi were just in* That should be self-explanatory, but I am more than willing to do it again.
Rose: Then do it again so that the viewers can see it
Esdeath: Fine. *slaps Tatsumi*
Tatsumi: OW!
Esdeath: Is that all?
Rose: You have to sing 'work from home' as duet with Tatsumi and dance with him.
Esdeath: What's the song like...?
Rose: From an all girl group
Tatsumi: Then why am I singing it?!
Rose: Because your voice is too girly
Everyone: *laughs*
Tatsumi: *angry blush* I don't wanna hear that from you!
Lubbock: *laughing* Good one Rose!
Tatsumi: You shut up also! I don't want to hear about that from someone who was forced into becoming someone who does stuff for the pure pleasure of the fangirls!
Lubbock: I'M THE ONE THAT'S GETTING TORTURED THE MOST! I GOT BEAT UP BY LEONE! I'M STUCK HANDCUFFED TO ROSE! I GOT THROWN INTO A VOLCANO! I HAD TO MARRY BULAT AND GET SLAPPED BY HIM! *face red and panting in anger*
Tatsumi: YA KNOW WHATS WORSE THAN ALL OF THAT?! BEING STICK IN A ROOM WITH ESDEATH FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, AND THEN BEING SLAPPED BY HER! I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE I HAVE PNEUMONIA FROM HER FREAKY TEIGU!
Lubbock: IT'S NOT MY FAULT PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ESDEATH TOGETHER! AND AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T DIE!
Tatsumi: BEING STUCK WITH HER IS WORSE TGAN DYING!
Maru: Speaking of which, why do people write things like Bulat/Lubbock when they can write more believable stuff?
Rose: HEY! I WRITE THAT STUFF!
Maru: I mean... They had no moments. What about Tatsumi and Sheele, huh? They had lotsa moments and no one ever writes anything about them!
Rose: Meh. I don't see them together as couple. But there could be Tatsumi/Lubbock. There's a lot of people that write that stuff.
Lubbock: WHAT!?
Maru: Don't hate on my first ever Akame Ga Kill ship! Meh, I can see it, but Bulat/Tatsumi has SO MANY more moments.
Tatsumi: Why am I getting so many shippings!?
Maru: You're the main character, duh. Plus you have lots of shippy moments with people.
Lubbock: *smirks*
Tatsumi: Well I didn't ask to be!
Rose: JUST SING THE STUPID SONG ALREADY!
Tatsumi: FINE GODDAMMIT! *starts singing*
Esdeath: *joins in*
I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
I ain't wearin' na nada
I'm sittin' pretty, impatient, but I know you gotta
Put in them hours, I'mma make it hotter
I'm sending pic after picture, I'mma get you fired
I know you're always on the night shift
But I can't stand these nights alone
And I don't need no explanation
'Cause baby, you're the boss at home
You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
But you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work
You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
Let my body do the work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work
We can work from home, oh, oh, oh oh
We can work from home, oh, oh, oh oh
Let's put it into motion
I'mma give you a promotion
I'll make it feel like a vacay, turn the bed into an ocean
We don't need nobody, I just need your body
Nothin' but sheets in between us, ain't no getting off early
I know you're always on the night shift
But I can't stand these nights alone
And I don't need no explanation
'Cause baby, you're the boss at home
You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
But you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work
You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
Let my body do the work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work
We can work from home, oh, oh, oh-oh
We can work from home, oh, oh, oh-oh
Girl, go to work for me
Can you make it clap, no hands for me?
Take it to the ground, pick it up for me
Look back at it all over me
Put in work like my timesheet
She ride it like a '63
I'mma buy her no Celine
Let her ride in a foreign with me
Oh, she the bae, I'm her boo
And she down to break the rules
Ride or die, she gon' go
I'm won't judge, she finesse
I pipe up, she take that
Putting overtime on your body
You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
But you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work
You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
Let my body do the work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work
We can work from home, oh, oh, oh-oh
We can work from home, oh, oh, oh-oh
Yeah, we can work from home
Yeah, we can work from home
Yeah
Rose: *laughing*
Maru: I've never listened to this song before...
Rose: Neither have I but Fifth Harmony is an amazing band!
Maru: I prefer Cash Cash and Tritonal.
Rose: Okay Tatsumi you have to be Esdeath's slave for 3 dares. And Esdeath go hard on him.
Esdeath: Why would I not be?
Rose: Okay dare for Bulat. Kiss a girl on the lips.
Bulat: *Makes a face* Ugh...
Rose: Today would be nice. Chop chop and no you cannot kiss your wife.
Lubbock: FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOBODY'S WIFE!
Bulat: Fine! *quickly kisses Sheele*
Sheele: ... I'm sorry she made you do that.
Rose: Okay the same dare is for Lubba! But he has to kiss a dude on the lips and it cannot be Bulat.
Lubbock: It's honestly worse for Bulat. *kisses Tatsumi quickly*
Tatsumi: *eyes twitch and slaps him*
Lubbock: She made me do it!
Tatsumi: You could've kissed somebody else!
Lubbock: You were right there!
Rose: Also it's good for those people that ship you guys together
Tatsumi: Well great, Rose isn't even taking my side.
Rose: *sticks out tongue* I LIKE LUBBA BETTER THAN YOU COUNTRY BOY!
Tatsumi: WHATEVER CRAZY LADY.
Lubbock: FINALLY A FANGIRL THAT FITS MY REQIREMENTS!
Rose: *slaps him* JERK!
Maru: *snickering in the background*
Lubbock: OW! *rubs cheek*
Sheele: To be fair... She is dating, Lubba.
Rose: I AM NOT!
Sheele: Hm? You broke up with Olaf?
Rose: No! You said I was dating Lubba!
Sheele: Saying you were dating, and saying that you're dating Lubba are two different things Rose. I was pointing out that you couldn't be what he wanted you to since you're already dating Olaf.
Rose: ...Oops. My bad. ^^'
Everyone: *anime fall*
Maru: *slaps forehead* Thank God we have Sheele.
Rose: So what if I'm an airhead!?
Maru: I never said anything about you being an airhead!
Rose: *eye twitch*
Maru: ... Stop looking at me like that.
Rose: NEXT DARE!
Lubbock: She recovered fast...
Maru: You can say that again.
Rose: *reads paper and eyes widen* I think Tatsumi, run and wave are going to kill us for this one
Maru: What do they have to do this time?
Lubbock: *reads paper and starts laughing his head off*
Maru: I demand to know! Even if you don't tell them.
Rose: *whispers into her ear* Tatsumi, Wave and Run all have to sing Cheyenne by Jason Derulo AND shirtless AND dancing with swag in front of all the girls.
Maru: *silent laughter* I think Run would like it better if her had to do it in private, for Wave's eyes only.
Run: ... I have no idea what you're talking about, but I know I won't like it.
Rose: Well they have no choice! Punchy!
Punchy: Squeak! (What?)
Rose: Please take off Tatsumis, Waves and Run's shirts please.
Wave: Say WHAT?!
Punchy: Squeak! (My pleasure!) *rips off their shirts*
Tatsumi: GODDAMMIT PUNCHY!
Run: *watching Wave*
Wave: *covering his chest* Please stop staring at me!
Rose: Okay Maru can you do the honors?
Maru: Alrighty boys~! You have to sing 'Cheyenne' by Jason Derulo while dancing swag style in front of all the girls. Shirtless too, but we already took care of that.
Tatsumi: WHAT!?
Run: Waaavve...! Kill me now!
Rose: *starts playing music while covering ears* SING NOW!
Wave, Run, and Tatsumi: *start singing*
I'm a little unsure how it got so complicated
If I let go I know I'll regret it
Every heart that I held before, I was sure to break it
I don't know what you did but
I just can't stop
Thinking about you everyday
No I can't stop now
Look what we started baby
You're not what I expected 'cause
All I ever wanted was some fun
Look what we started baby
I used to look for exits 'cause
All I ever wanted was some fun
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
Cheyenne
Got the table set for two guess you couldn't make it
Thought I kissed your lips again, I was dreaming
Still believe that night we shared was something sacred
I'm tryna clear my head but
I just can't stop
Thinking about you everyday
No I can't stop now
Look what we started baby
You're not what I expected 'cause
All I ever wanted was some fun
Look what we started baby
I used to look for exits 'cause
All I ever wanted was some fun
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
Cheyenne
No I can't stop
Thinking about you everyday
No I can't stop now
Look what we started baby
You're not what I expected 'cause
All I ever wanted was some fun
Look what we started baby
I used to look for exits 'cause
All I ever wanted was some fun
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
I never meant to fall in love
Cheyenne
Girls: *except for Sheele, Najenda, Seryu and hosts* *noses bleed*
Boys: *finish*
Run: *pulls out Mastema* If you keep staring at me and Wave like that, I will kill you right here.
Rose: I THOUGHT I TOOK THAT AWAY FROM YOU!
Run: I ... have my ways.
Rose: NEXT DARE BEFORE RUN HAS A TEMPER TANTRUM! Mine dye your hair blue, like Esdeath's, and then ask Tatsumi whose hair he likes better. And he has to choose ONE of you; not being a wuss and chickening out!
Mine: Are you KIDDING ME?!
Rose: Nope it says so here. Now hurry up! We've got a lot of truths and dares because the last episode was huge success. Oh yeah thank you my lovely reviewers!
Mine: *muttering under her breath* Fine...
Punchy: *gives her blue hairdye*
Mine: *muttering under her breath and dying her hair*
Rose: *laughing*
Mine: *glares at her*
Rose: *too busy laughing to notice*
Sheele: Would you like me to help you, Mine?
Mine: *hair blue now* I FREAKIN HATE BLUE HAIR!
Esdeath: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Tatsumi: *hiding his grin behind his hand*
Mine: Tatsumi who's hair do you like better? Me or Esdeath?
Tatsumi: Uh...
~four hours pass~
Rose: MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY OR ELSE YOU GET BEAT UP BY PUNCHY!
Tatsumi: BEING BEAT UP BY ONE OF THESE TWO IS WORSE!
Rose: Do it already dammit! You'll make the reviewer upset!
Tatsumi: ALRIGHT, MINE'S, BUT HER OTHER HAIR COLOR IS BETTER! *runs off before Esdeath can kill him*
Rose: Esdeath you are unleashed on Tatsumi
Tatsumi: Dammit Rose!
Rose: I would say I'm sorry but I'm not.
Tatsumi: *Still running*
Esdeath: *chases him*
Rose: Okay here's a dare for me again!? I have to slap my favorite character of bakugan!? Hell no! I love Keith!
Olaf: *growls*
Maru: Better watch out for your jealous boyfriend, Rose.
Rose: Come on Lub. *drags him out of the room*
~Keith and Mira's house in Vestal~
Rose: *rings the doorbell*
Professor Clay: *opens the door* Who are you two? And why are you both handcuffed together?
Lubbock: Long story.
Rose: We need to see Keith please. It's an emergency.
Professor Clay: Go right on ahead *let's us in*
Keith: Who are you guys?
Rose: *slaps him*
Keith: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Lubbock: She got dared to do it.
Rose: And now we run *runs out the door pulling Lubbock with me*
Mira: Keith what happened to your cheek?
Keith: *grumbles* Stupid dare.
Maru: I don't have any idea what is going on.
Rose: *comes back with Lubbock*
Maru: Next dare! Shishishi~.
Me: Here's a dare for Lubba! Kiss Bulat on the cheek!
Lubbock: Do I HAVE to?
Rose: Yes!
Lubbock: Well damn. *muttering under his breath*
Rose: Now!
Lubbock: *kisses Bulat's cheek quickly* Never make me do that again, Rose. *glaring*
Bulat: *blushes*
Rose: I'll make you do it as much as I want Grasshead!
Lubbock: Dammit!
Rose: Grasshead! Grasshead! Grasshead!
Lubbock: Stop calling me that!
Rose: Grasshead!
Maru: Kesesesese~.
Lubbock: *tries get out of handcuffs*
Maru: Shishishishi~.
Rose: Next dare! Oh here's a truth for Bulat! Did you really like Tatsumi or was that just to make him uncomfortable about it? Also, who would you consider as your first love?
Bulat: Well, do you honestly think I'd flirt with him if I didn't like him?
Tatsumi: You have to be kidding me! So you don't like Lubba?
Bulat: *facepalm* I was in love with you, yes, and that is as far as I'm willing to take the subject.
Rose: Who was your first love?
Bulat: I can't remember...
Everyone: *anime fall*
Bulat: It was a long time ago!
Liver: Before you joined the army?
Bulat: Probably...
Rose: Alright well there's a few dares rom Maru!
Maru: Kesesesese~.
Rose: Bulat kiss Tatsumi please!
Bulat: Alright! *kisses Tatsumi*
Tatsumi: M-mmph...
Rose: OH HECK NO! I STILL SHIP BULAT AND LUBBA TOGETHER!
Lubbock: BULAT IS ALREADY GOING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED BY ESDEATH CRAZY LADY!
Rose and Lubbock: *bickering*
Bulat and Tatsumi: *still kissing*
Maru: Muahahahaha! This talkshow has been infected with my ships!
Rose: OKAY YOU TWO QUIT KISSING!
Maru: Aww~ How cute~.
Tatsumi and Bulat: *blushing heavily*
Rose: *reads paper and cheers* YES SERYU IS GOING TO DIE IN THIS NEXT DARE!
Maru: Kesesesese~.
Seryu: KORRO! EAT HER!
Rose: SHIT! *gets eaten by Korro with Lubbock*
Maru: Mine, if you would~.
Mine: *grinning* With pleasure! *kills Korro*
Maru: *revives them*
Rose: DAMMIT SHEELE KILL SERYU PLEASE!
Sheele: *kills Seryuu*
Maru: That's my favorite character ~.
Rose: Now you must bake a cake for no reason
Maru: Shishishi~.
Rose: *sends Sheele to kitchen* AND DON'T YOU DARE BLOW IT UP!
Maru: I'll help her~. *follows*
Rose: While they're doing that did Esdeath kill Bulat yet?
Esdeath: Bulat? *looks around* Never seen him. I've heard about him from the Minister though.
Rose: He kissed Tatsumi on the lips.
Esdeath: WHERE IS HE? I WILL KILL HIM!
Rose: *points to Bulat*
Bulat: Dammit! *runs away*
Liver: I actually feel sorry for him.
Nyau: *appears* That's a first!
Rose: GET OUT OF MY SHOW FREAKY CAT DUDE!
Nyau: Nope!
Rose: Maru did you bring him here!?
Maru: *sticks head out of kitchen* Nope!
Rose: Liver if you did I swear I'll make Esdeath look like a nice person.
Liver: IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE BASICALLY STALKS ME AND DAIDARA!
Rose: WHO ELSE WOULD HE STALK BALDY!
Liver: Daidara!
Daidara: *appears* Did someone say my name?
Rose: DAMMIT DAIDARA AND NYAU GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I MAKE ESDEATH LOOK LIKE A NICE PERSON I'M THROUGH WITM YOU BOTH!
Maru: *pops head out of kitchen* And kiss before you leave!
Rose: YOU SHIP THOSE TWO TOGETHER!?
Maru: *wipes flour off of her face* One of my first! Now if you'll excuse me, Sheele will blow up the kitchen if I don't help her.
Rose: NOW YOU TWO BETTER GO OR I'LL SHOVE YOU BOTH IN A CLOSET!
Nyau: *amused*
Rose: *growls and grabs both of them by the ears* *drags them into a closet and locks the door*
*a loud bang from the kitchen*
Maru: No, no. Here... Use this... Purple! Like your hair!
Sheele: Okay...
Rose: Esdeath did you kill Bulat yet?
Bulat: DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!
Esdeath: ... He ran away.
Rose: Well now he has to go on a date with Tatsumi.
Esdeath: HE HAS TO WHAT WITH MY TATSUMI?!
Rose: He has to go on a date and no you cannot beat him up this time.
Bulat: Yessss!
Esdeath: Noooo!
Rose: Have fun you two! *shoves him and Tatsumi out the door*
Bulat: *offers his hand to Tatsumi* Shall we?
Tatsumi: *takes it, blushing a little* ... Alright.
*inside the studio*
Maru and Sheele: *walk in with a big, messy purple cake*
Maru: Good news! We didn't fail and we didn't blow your kitchen up. Though you may want to restock your fridge Rose.
Rose:...She was supposed to bake a pie.
Maru: No she wasn't. Look back at the dare. I don't like pie anyway.
Rose: Oh. Here's a dare for Akame! Dye Lubbock's hair pink!
Lubbock: WHAT!?
Akame: Do you have any dye?
Rose: *hands her the hair dye* Don't tell my sister I stole this from her.
Akame: *begins to dye hair*
Lubbock: AKAME YOU BETTER STOP IT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
Akame: *sighs* Lubba, if I stop I'll be beaten up. I'm pretty sure I know what's good for me.
Lubbock: I DON'T WANT PINK HAIR! MINE LOOKS GOOD IN IT BUT NOT ME!
Akame: Too bad then.
Rose: Oh yeah you have to put him in a pink puffy ballgown.
Lubbock: SAY WHAT NOW!?
Akame: *holds out hand* Give it here.
Rose: *gives her the dress*
Akame: *shoves him into it*
Everyone: *in tears laughing*
Lubbock: I LOOK TERRIBLE!
Maru: *Cutting into the cake* Why don't you tell us something new, Mr. Resident Perv?
Lubbock: I DON'T KNOW HOW MINE LIKES THIS COLOR! I HATE IT!
Mine: *hefts Pumpkin* WELL EXCUSE YOU.
Lubbock: CRAP! *runs away with me handcuffed to him*
Rose: GOOD GOING BIG MOUTH!
Maru: *eating cake* Hey Mine, want some? Its good.
Mine: *chasing Lubbock and me*
Maru: Come on, Mine, try some.
Mine...fine
Maru: *hands her a piece of cake*
Mine: Yay! *starts eating*
Maru: *keeps eating, but casually winks at Lubba and Rose*
Rose: Where's Bulat and Tatsumi?
Maru: *rolls eyes* Where do you think? Out on their date, of course!
Rose: For that long!?
Maru: Has it been that long?
Lubbock: It's been a few hours.
Maru: They could be... Enjoying their time well.
Punchy: Squeak. (pervert.)
Rose: Luckily Esdeath can't kill him.
Maru: True! And I'm not giving Esdeath cake until she appreciates my ships. Which is to say, probably never. *laughs maniacally*
Rose: I'm pretty sure she doesn't care.
Esdeath: I really don't.
Maru: Oh, you poor, innocent soul. No one can resist cake.
Rose: I can.
Maru: You, are one of a kind.
Rose: I don't like cake that much. But I can't reject candy
Maru: What type of candy?
Rose: Any!
Maru: Take a Twizzler. *hands her one*
Rose: Can't eat that.
Maru: Why not? Q.Q
Rose: Gelatin
Maru: Take a Dum Dum. *hands her a lollipop*
Rose: Yay! *sucks on Dum Dum*
Leone: You are a Dum Dum
Rose: *punches her*
Leone: OW!
Rose: PAYBACK FOR HITTING ME!
Maru: What's next?
Rose: *shrugs* How about spin the bottle?
Lubbock: No!
Maru: ... I meant dares. Or truths.
6Rose: Oh yeah! Here's one for Najenda!
Najenda: Oh god...
Rose: Give Lubbock a hickey and lick his cheek.
Najenda: HOW DID YOU SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?!
Rose: Meh. My friend begged me to use her dare because she loves you and him together.
Najenda: *blushing* ...
Rose: Now go on.
Lubbock: *blushing*
Najenda: Get it over with.
Rose: You have to give him the hickey and lick his cheek not him.
Najenda: Say what?!
Rose: You heard me
Najenda: *walks over to Lubba, grumbling*
Lubbock: *blushes*
Maru: *covers own ears and look away*
Rose: *looks away as well*
Najenda: *licks Lubba's cheek* Ugh... *leaves him a hickey on his neck, but takes an unnecessarily long time doing so*
Lubbock: *moans a little bit*
Najenda: *pulls away*
Maru: *sighs in relief*
Lubbock: *blushing like a tomato*
Maru: NEXT!
Rose: The rest are for Tatsumi
Maru: Then get him!
Rose: I don't want to die from Bulat! Mine you get him!
Mine: Ehh? Why me?!
Rose: Because you love him!
Maru: *Rolls eyes* EVERYONE loves Tatsumi. Every single character with the exceptions of Run, Seryuu, Kurome, Bols, his family, and the creepy side characters like Wild Hunt have had a moment or have hit on Tatsumi at one point. Most notably Bulat. And Leone too, but BULAT.
Rose: But Mine and Tatsumi are a couple in both the anime and the manga!
Maru: That's because all the better choices *cough cough*Bulat*cough cough* are dead.
Mine: Hey! Are you calling me a last resort?!
Maru: As much as I love you Mine, yes. Yes I am.
Rose:...you're dead.
Maru: Still alive and breathing, considering I ate a whole plate full of milk and wheat, which I am apparently intolerant to.
Rose: You're crazy you know that?
Maru: *grins* It's only the eggs that get me. We baked it with egg replacement, though, and you can't even tell.
Rose: Oh.
Maru: Haha! Now, any more dares?
Rose: I told you they're mainly for Tatsumi!
Maru: *whistles* BULAT AND TATSUMI, REPORT FOR DUTY OR YOUR TEIGU GETS IT!
Tatsumi: *appears with Bulat* Not Incursio!
Rose: Thank you Maru!
Maru: *smiling* Now Run and Wave come with me...
Run: Oh god... What is it this time?
Rose: Don't ask me. There's no more dares for you two.
Maru: Oh, nothing like that. *shoves them in a soundproof room and locks the door* Have... /fun/, you two!
Rose: Oh boy
Maru: Oh don't worry. It's soundproofed.
Rose: Okay Tatsumi you have to go on a date with Sheele!
Sheele: *blushing* W-with me?
Rose: It was Maru's dare.
Sheele: I-I'm honored. *still blushing*
Tatsumi: *offers his arm* Shall we go then?
Sheele: *blushes and nods*
Rose: Go ahead you two.
Tatsumi: *escorts Sheele out the door*
Maru: Should we send Punchy or no?
Rose: No
Maru: Yeah... They're well behaved.
Rose: Punchy will end up punching them hence that's why I named her Punchy.
Punchy: Squeak! (Hey!)
Maru: Kesesesese~.
Rose: How about a game of spin the bottle while we wait?
Maru: Should I get Run and Wave out of that room? *smiling*
Rose: Yes.
Maru: *pulls open the door* Put your clothes on and get your probably sore asses out here. We're playing spin the bottle!
Rose: *blushes*
Maru: *smirks*
Rose: Hurry up idiots!
Wave: *from inside the room* Just a sec!
Run: *walks out full dressed, fixing his messed up hair*
Rose: Okay everyone gather in a circle! We're playing spin the bottle!
Wave: *runs out of the room with his shirt buttons done lopsided* I'm here!
Rose: *puts bottle in the middle* Who wants to go first?
Leone: Ooh, me! Me!
Rose: Go ahead Leone.
Leone: *Spins bottle with a big grin*
*bottles lands on Lubbock*
Lubbock: *shocked*
Leone: ... Did it have to be him?
Rose: Just do it.
Leone: *rolls eyes but kisses him*
Lubbock: *blushes*
Maru: Who's next?
Rose: Me! *spins bottle*
*bottle lands on Bulat*
Me: SAY WHAT NOW!?
Maru and Bulat: OH GOD NO!
Rose:: *grumbles* Life I hate it. Sorry Bulat! *kisses him on the lips*
Bulat: *makes a face* Ugh...
Lubbock: Wow he had to get married to me and kiss two girls today.
Maru: At least I was nice enough to let him do something with his /actual/ crush.
Lubbock: He was hitting on me before Tatsumi joined!
Maru: I do not accept Rose's headcanon. Bulat isn't that thick headed as to hit on a straight guy who he knew would reject him.
Lubbock: Then how are you two hosts!?
Maru: *shrugs* My ideas are unpopular. My ships are unpopular. I work with people opposite me all the time. In all of the fandom's I am a part of except maybe one or two I hate the most popular pairing. I just roll with it.
Rose: also we're both crazy!
Maru: Yes~! There's that too, definitely~!
Rose: Who's next for spin the bottle?
Maru: Susanoo!
Susanoo: *shrugs and spins the bottle*
*the bottle lands on Lubbock again*
Lubbock: SAY WHAT NOW!?
Rose: Yes! I ship them big time!
Maru: *chuckling* The bottle likes you.
Lubbock: *grumbles* Get it over with Susanoo.
Susanoo: *pecks Lubbock on the lips*
Lubbock: *blushes*
Maru: So wait, how long are we doing this?
Rose: Until Tatsumi and Sheele come back
Maru: Alright then. *spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Run*
Wave and Run: *jump up* WHAT?!
Maru: *Swearing loudly*
Rose: Um...Bulat spin the bottle!
Bulat: But Maru hasn't...
Rose: She'll do it later! Now spin the stinking bottle already!
Bulat: *spins the bottle*
*bottle lands on Punchy*
Punchy: SQUEAK!? (WHAT!?)
Bulat: ... Another girl?!
Punchy: *moves the bottle*
*bottle lands on Liver*
Liver: I'M NOT KISSING HIM!
Maru: We have sucky luck.
Rose: Okay you two kissing time! Punchy just lick Bulats cheek and it will be over.
Bulat: *makes a face*
Punchy: Squeak squeak SQUEAK! (I'm not going to lick him!)
Rose: THEN JUST HUG HIM!
Punchy: Squeak...(fine) *hugs Bulat*
Bulat: *awkwardly pats her back*
Punchy: *goes back to Sniffy and Jumpy*
Lubbock: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE!
Rose: DAMMIT LUBBOCK I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
Maru: It's your birthday?
Rose: Yep.
Maru: Happy Birthday, Rose!
Rose: Thank you!
Maru: Alrighty, let's get this over with. *kisses Run on the cheek* Ugh...
Run: Please don't let that happen again.
Rose: Wave's turn!
Wave: *shakily spins the bottle with an almost hopeful look at Run*
*bottles lands on Run*
Rose: So he gets to kiss the love of his life and I had to kiss Bulat!? Not fair at all! No offense Bulat.
Bulat: ...
Rose: Ohhh a dare for Liver!
Liver: Oh god.
Wave: *Kisses Run*
Rose: Liver you must slap Bulat and say you love him.
Liver: Um... What?
Rose: Do it!
Liver: Uhm... I love you? *slaps Bulat*
Bulat: *blinks rubbing his cheek*
Rose: *laughing pretty hard*
Maru: (O.o)
Rose: Okay who's next for spin the bottle?
Tatsumi: *walks in, talking with Sheele. they both have huge blushes on their faces*
Rose: Oh the love birds are back!
Maru: *leaps up* YAY. No more kissing random people I don't like!
Rose: You told the viewers you don't like Run!
Maru: I mean romantically. I like him just fine, not like /that/ though.
Rose: Okay. Well Tatsumi the last dare of the episode is for you to change your look because your fashion sense sucks!
Tatsumi: MY FASHION SENSE IS PERFECTLY FINE.
Rose: Well the reviewer says it sucks so it does!
Tatsumi: THE REVIEWERS AREN'T ALWAYS RIGHT.
Rose: *hands him the clothes* Just change into these! And put your hair back into the ponytail like you did in the ship episode!
Tatsumi and Bulat: *exchange looks*
Rose: Now go!
Tatsumi: *goes to change*
Rose: *grins*
Bulat: *stares at her* What are you grinning for?
Rose: You'll see
Bulat: *raises eyebrow*
Rose: Come on out Tatsumi!
Tatsumi: *edges out of the room nervously wearing a black wife beater shirt with a white zipper hoodie with Esdeath's tattoo symbol on the back, with dark blue jeans, head phones, a silver chain on his jeans and a pony tail like in that one episode on that boat and a necklace with small danger beast teeth in it*
Rose: You actually look good.
Esdeath and Mine: *nosebleed*
Bulat: *Small nosebleed*
Sheele and Mine: *Blushing*
Lubbock: *Looking at him*
Everyone else: *Indifferent*
Rose: Okay folks that's all of the time we have for today!
Maru: But first in a response to a review, yes we have a time machine. We have everything.
Punchy: Squeak Squeak Squeak! (Because they get a lot of money from this show!)
Rose: Read and Review!
Maru: See ya! *Pulls down curtain*
Lubbock: MARU THAT LANDED ON MY FOOT. *holding foot in pain*
If you guys are wondering how many pages was this because it was a long episode it was 33 with narrow margins.