Reviews:

Hope10032 ~ I'm glad you think it's good! :) And thank you – that makes a lot of sense. For a while I thought you just couldn't PM people who didn't have any stories published, which in hindsight was very dumb of me. X'D

...Your review is very deep.

Dragon Silhouette ~ They deserve to be messed with. And thank you!

Rinfantasy ~ Thanks! I'll keep that in mind!

That is true. Kuroko can be pretty violent at times….though I could say the same for Kagami as well. That's what makes them such good friends. That and basketball.

My thoughts exactly! I never shipped them together, despite me being a huge yaoi fangirl. (^_^") I guess this FanFic isn't exactly "AllxKuroko", then.

Y'know, in the past, I used to create stories that were compiled entirely of nothing but descriptions of objects, humans, animals, etc. I wasn't too fond of dialogue. Nowadays, however, my stories seem to be overrun by constant dialogue. It's weird.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kuroko no Basuke.

Kuroko attempted to very subtly slip money into Akashi's back pocket. Unfortunately, the redhead wasn't oblivious, despite what Kuroko might've thought, and took hold of the other's wrist before he could.

"Please, Tetsuya," purred Akashi, apparently trying to be charming and failing miserably (in Kuroko's eyes. Any other sane person would be embarrassed at the redhead's clear flirting). "It's too soon for that. We haven't gone on enough dates~"

The tealnette rolled his eyes, jerking back so the redhead would release his wrist. "Akashi-kun, I don't want you wasting your money on me."

"It's not wasting," Akashi quipped back, puffing his chest out in a proud manner. Kuroko noted that the redhead was surprisingly childish. "After all, it's for you, and you make everything worth it."

Kuroko didn't dignify that with a reply. Nothing could change the redhead's mind, and he knew that all too well. He had had his fair share of Akashi's stubbornness, and he didn't want to experience it again. He stayed silent for a few seconds, then said, "Akashi-kun…what about the plan?"

"I haven't forgotten about it, if that's what you're insinuating. I'm simply waiting for the right time to strike," Akashi informed him. "Fear not, Tetsuya. We will get them back for breaking into your house."

The bluenette stared at him questioningly. "…They broke into my house? Why would they do that? It's not like there's anything noteworthy in there…"

"You don't seem very upset about your teammates and the Generation of Miracles invading your personal property," Akashi observed.

"The Generation of Miracles broke into my house too?" Kuroko frowned. "How do you know all of this, Akashi-kun? Did you go with them?"

"Of course not," the redhead disagreed immediately. "I wouldn't do something so invasive." He leaned in a bit. "After all, I already know everything about you. Why would I need to bother with such pointless pursuits?"

Kuroko flinched away from him. "I'm not going to lie, Akashi-kun. That is very creepy."

"I'm glad you think so." Akashi smirked, straightening himself up again and brushing invisible dirt off his shirt. He clapped a hand on the other boy's shoulder. "Now, shall we go?" Not that he had a choice anyway.

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Kise was biting into his handkerchief to keep from screaming aloud. "They're touching each other! My poor, sweet, innocent Kurokocchi!"

"Innocent my ass," scoffed Kagami. He knew firsthand how cunning and evil the bluenette was, despite how he looked. That devil was anything but sweet and innocent.

Aomine made a snide remark aimed at the blond. Soon the two were bickering like an old married couple. Kagami mentioned this, and was instantly manhandled by the two.

"I only love Kurokocchi!" Kise exclaimed. "I'm going to marry Kurokocchi and we'll have lots of kids and—"

"Yeah right!" Kagami snorted. "If anything, Kuroko's probably going to marry that Akas-"

"Don't say it, dammit!" Aomine fumed. "I don't want to hear that from you! And besides, Tetsu loves me, not that hellspawn!"

Kise gasped loudly. "Aominecchi! Akashicchi is going to kill you!" The ganguro twitched in response.

Midorima sighed, pushing up his glasses. "…You're on your own, Aomine. You brought this upon yourself."

"Oi! Who asked you, four-eyes?!" Aomine made to strangle the green-haired teenager, but Murasakibara easily held him back. "Let go of me, you overgrown eggpla-"

"Stop it, stop it!" Riko interrupted, waving her hands around wildly. "This isn't helping, you bakas! We need to prevent Kuroko-kun and that devil from forming a concrete relationship!"

"Why are we doing this again?" Kagami asked. "We shouldn't be getting all up in his business. I mean, it's his life and al-"

Refusing to listen to reason, Riko gripped his throat and shook him back and forth violently. "Do you have any idea how stupid you sound right now, Bakagami?!"

How stupid I sound? Kagami thought, trying to escape his coach's iron grip. Luckily, Riko released him soon afterward and took a step back, controlling herself.

"Anyway," she spoke tartly. "We cannot waste anymore time than we already have."

Whose fault was that? Kagami sneered inwardly. He honestly didn't understand why all of them were so dead-set on meddling with Akashi and Kuroko's relationship. How could they compete with the devil himself? (Whether Kagami is referring to Akashi or Kuroko is up to you.)

Midorima cleared his throat, deft fingers fixing the position of his glasses. "Regardless, we need to put a stop to this…unhealthy relationship. We are not getting anything done by just standing here and fighting like idiots."

Says you! Kagami face-palmed. He looked around and realized with a sinking feeling that no one was willing to give up just yet. This is going to be a loooong day…..

A/N:

I'm sorry there's still not a lot of action. This FanFic is getting real boring. :/

It seems as though Kagami is, surprisingly, the voice of reason. He always ends up being the single sane one, doesn't he? Poor guy.

Ugh. This site constantly mutilates everything, including my paragraphs.