Naruto ran into his apartment after coming home from his first day at the Academy. It had gone horribly, his first day that was. The teachers seemed to hate him on sight and all his peers were arrogant jerks. Sasuke especially. Naruto scowled at the thought of the Uchiha, although it came out more as a pout. He was going to beat that arrogant mug one day, Dattebayo! That would show him! And it might get him some respect too!

He opened his door and took off his shoes before stepping inside his small apartment. Then he froze.

There was a man sitting at his table eating his ramen.

Naruto's first thought upon seeing this was: His hair looks sooo weird.

And it did, at least to Naruto it did. Most of it was stuck out in the back, defying gravity in ways that even Naruto, who was only six years old, hadn't thought possible according to the realms of physics. What little of the inky black hair that didn't sort of float behind the man was tucked into a messy ponytail at the back of the man's neck.

Naruto's second thought upon seeing the man was: Wait…. He's eating my ramen!

Upon seeing this, Naruto dropped the bag that was carrying his school issued ninja scrolls and screamed.

"MY RAMEN!"

The man chose then to look up, setting the yellowest pair of eyes Naruto had ever seen upon him, and smirked. Mid bite even. The man then slurped up the rest of the noodles he was eating and set his chopsticks down. He raised one of his hands and, in a way that would make Hatake Kakashi proud, said very oh so calmly and casually, "Yo."

Naruto stared in disbelief. Here was a man, a very strange looking man at that, was casually eating his ramen in his living room.

"But! Tha- That's my-!"

"Your ramen?" The man said, looking amused, "Why yes. It is your ramen."

It was the start of a beautiful friendship.

AN: This is the result of me being unable to find good crossovers with Nurarihyon no Mago and Naruto. It is also because I think Rihan needs more love. The chapters will probably be short. They may get longer in the future. Explanations for how Rihan is in the Naruto Universe will come soon enough, so do be patient. Thanks for reading, I do hope you enjoyed.