Fusion

"It's nice out here, isn't it, Pine Tree?" Bill said as he sat next to Dipper on the sandy beach. Dipper didn't reply.

Bill sighed," Come on, Pine Tree, she will come back! You know she takes forever in that gem of hers." Bill smiled lightly at Dipper. Dipper responded with a sniffle and a sob. Bill turned Dipper around. Dipper was hold his sisters gem and his eyes were rimmed with unshed tears.

"B-but it's a-all my fault." Dipper sniffed and sobbed, "If I h-hadn't distracted h-her, that hologram she was using to p-p-practice wouldn't have stabbed her."

Bill grabbed Dipper's shoulders and shook him back and forth while saying," STOP BLAMING YOURSELF, PINE TREE."

Dipper yelped and said," OK, OK STOP SHAKING ME!" Bill stopped shaking Dipper.

Dipper look at Bill with those blue, doe eyes and Bill took in a breath.

Then, Bill said the craziest thing he has ever said (and that's saying something): "Fuse with me."

"WHAT?!" Dipper yelped and backed away slightly from Bill.

"I said fuse with me." Bill grabbed Dipper's hand and pulled him up.

"B-but I've only fused with Mabel before! I don't know if..."

"She's not gonna be mad, Dipper." Dipper gasped in shock. He never says my name, only that stupid nickname he thought of, Dipper thought.

"Mmm...ugh...Fine, Bill, I will fuse with you but ONLY FOR ONE MINUTE." Dipper said.

"Good enough for me, Pine Tree!" Bill grinned, grabbed Dipper, and kissed him.

Dipper's eyes were wide as Bill deepened the kiss.

Dipper gradually sank into the kiss...and a white light shimmered around them...glowing brighter...and...Pyrite was fused.

Pyrite gasped, grinned, and started laughing.

"Pine Tree, it worked!" Pyrite smirked.

"It did...BUT WHY DID YOU KISS ME TO FUSE? WE COULD HAVE DONE A DANCE!" Pyrite said blushing.

"It worked didn't it? So, don't complain, Pine Tree." Pyrite said, putting his hands on his hips.

Suddenly, Mabel's gem started glowing and levitating and finally, Mabel appeared.

"MABEL?!" Pyrite yelled and then defused.

Mabel stood there with an eyebrow raised.

"Mabel! I-it's not what it looks like. Bill made me..." Dipper tried to tell Mabel but she just raised her hand.

"Shooting Star, it's not his fault! I did make..." Bill started.

"Took you guys long enough!" Mabel grinned.

"What?" Dipper and Bill said at the same time, in shock.

"I was waiting for you to fuse! All that, what do the humans call it?" Mabel tapped her chin in thought. She then gasped and said," Sexual tension! That's what I wanted to say!"

"MABEL?! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?" Dipper said, blushing.

"Tv. It really common in comedy shows." Mabel grinned.

Dipper sighed and said," I'm going home."

He started going back to the house but then, a hand grabbed him.

"W-what...?" Dipper stuttered before a warm pair of lips crashed onto his.

Dipper's giggle was muted by Bill as he started twirling Dipper, still kissing.

Yet again, the white light started shimmering around them, glowing brighter and brighter and Pyrite was fused...again.

"BILL, NEXT TIME WARN ME!" Pyrite yelled, blushing.

"But then, it wouldn't work, Pine Tree!" Pyrite grinned, showing his pointy teeth.

Mabel just smiled and went home, leaving the two gems in love, behind.