"At last," Polly gratefully thinks, walking to the large tub of scented water. "A bath."

She removes her clothing, submerging herself neck deep into the warm, water. After getting comfortable, Polly lazily looks around and finds a sponge and bar soap for scrubbing. She accidentally drops the soap onto the floor, watching it slide away from her across the tiled floor. "Bollocks." She steps out to grab it.

Just then, the door opens abruptly. "Duchess–" Ben starts from the doorway. "Oh, Lord!" is the next thought that pops into his head. "An angel!"

Jamie comes up behind Ben, growing wide-eyed as he looks over his shoulder. "Polly," he breathes.

Polly lets out a scream worthy of shattering glass, chucking the first heavy thing in her hand at them.

Jamie puts his hands in front of the view of Polly, as he runs away to find the Doctor.

Ben's head gets acquainted with bar soap as Jamie pulls him by the sleeve from the scene.

*THUD*

"Ben," Jamie says loudly to his fallen comrade.

"PERVERTS," Polly screams at the top of her lungs.