List of Rules and Regulation of the Shepherd Militia Group of Yllise

The following are rules and regulations written by Tactician Robin that all members of the Shepherds are expected to follow.

1. No magic is to be used in or near the cooking tent while people are cooking unless there is an emergency.

2. No swords are to be used in or near the cooking tent while people are cooking unless there is an emergency.

3. No weapon use allowed near the cooking tent unless there is an emergency.

4. Rules 1-3 apply to you too, Chrom.

5. SULLY IS NOT ALLOWED ON KITCHEN DUTY.

6. Stahl is not allowed to enter the cooking tent unless he is on cooking duty.

7. Gaius is not allowed to enter the cooking tent unless he is on cooking duty.

8. Gaius is not allowed to make sweets as a meal. I don't care how much you like sugar, we are not going to eat candy and cakes for dinner.

9. Everyone is to give all their desserts to Gaius.

10. Rule #9 is redacted. Also, Gaius is not allowed to create any rules. Only I am.

11. Oh come on Bubbles, why not?

12. Gaius, no. Stop using this book to try to get people to give you more sweets.

13. If Kellam is found, please report to either Chrom or Robin.

14. Please do not attempt to take Robin's coat.

15. GAIUS, STOP TAKING MY COAT.

16. Make me.

17. Gaius is not allowed to have any sweets for a week. All of his candy is to be confiscated until my coat is returned. This means you, Gaius.

18. Gaius is allowed to have sweets again. br /Side note: Do not attempt to take his candy away from him. Who knew he could be so protective over sweets?

19. The Vaike' is not allowed to use magic tomes. Ever. Under any circumstance.

20. If Kellam is found, alert anyone in the nearby vicinity. Seriously, we haven't seen him in a week.

21. Do not make jokes about Kellam's invisibility. We may not always be able to see him, but he still has feelings.

22. Thanks, Robin.

23. Wait. Kellam?

24. Yes, that's me.

25. Where were you?

26. Oh you know, around camp.

27. Miriel is to research Kellam in the hopes of understanding his invisibility.

28. Do not attempt to make 'The Vaike' wear a shirt.

29. "For the lols", "YOLO" and, "Just 'cause I can" are never viable excuses to do anything.

30. Rule #29 applies to the battlefield as well. Really, people?

31. No jokes about the fallen Pegasus Knights. Especially around Cordelia. I seriously thought this would not have to be made a rule but here we are.

32. Fredrick is not to be called, "Freddy Bear". Even if it's funny.

33. All shepherds under the legal drinking age are not allowed to drink alcohol.

34. Nowi is exempt to rule #33. It doesn't matter if she looks like a child, she's probably older than all of us combined.

35. Stop placing bets on who can drink more. We all know Gregor would win anyways.

36. Anna is not allowed access to the Shepherd's gold coffer.

37. Gaius is not allowed access to the Shepherd's gold coffer.

38. No one is allowed to make fun of Lon'qu's gynophobia.

39. Do not give Miriel any unsolvable puzzles or riddles.

40. Libra is a male. Do not attempt to woo him under the pretense that he is female.

41. Tharja is not allowed to hex, curse, or use any form of dark magic on other Shpeherds without their consent.

42. Do not pet Panne without her permission. Just, don't.

43. No kissing on the battlefield.

44. Please don't get intimate on the battlefield.

45. Please do not run into battles alone yelling, "Leroy Jenkins".

46. Do not charge the enemy yelling, "Leroy Jenkins".

47. No yelling, "Leroy Jenkins" on or off the battlefield.

48. Do not force feed bear meat to Frederick.

49. Respect Olivia. She is a dancer as well as a valued member of the Shepherds.

50. If Olivia is seen being harassed, you are allowed to 'dispose' of the harassers.

51. Robin is not allowed to get drunk. Ever.

52. Minerva is not allowed to eat inside the mess hall. I'm sorry Cherche, but she is too large to fit properly.

53. Henry is not allowed to use any dark magic off the battlefield without the consent or supervision of Robin.

54. Henry is not allowed to summon Risen.

55. However was making bets on who would get together, please stop. It's no fun anymore now that the future children are here.

56. Lucina is not to be called, "Lu-cena".

57. Please refrain from making, "I am your father." jokes to Robin. Have some taste people.

58. Owain is not allowed to be left alone while taking inventory of our equipment.

59. Inigo is not allowed to flirt on the battlefield. That's just a horrible idea bound to go wrong.

60. KJELLE IS NOT ALLOWED ON KITCHEN DUTY.

61. We are not going to attempt to weaponize Sully or Kjelle's cooking. No one deserves that.

62. Cynthia is not allowed to use gunpowder for her 'heroic entrances'.

63. Severa is not allowed access to the Shepherd's gold coffer.

64. Gerome is not to be called Batman.

65. Please do not attempt to scare Brady, Yarne, or Noire.

66. Do not make jokes about Nah's name.

67. We are not to refer Walhart as a "Giant Angry Lobster".

68. Morgan is not allowed to design weapons.

69. In the event of facing an evil dragon god, all rules may be overruled.

70. That means yes, Miriel and Laurent are working on a way to weaponize Sully and Kjelle's cooking.

A/N: Wow this was late. I have a couple more chapters I was working on but didn't like how they turned out and had to rewrite them a few times. And I'm still rewriting the first chapter as well as those. So this chapter is more or less a filler.

Edit: fixed a few minor typos and other problems. People are always free to point out typos and mistakes.