well hello, reader, welcome to the wonderland of godless writer where people are put into endless torment and HELL, we have cookies...*ahem* i am a 14 yr old kid from england who likes video games and reducing the braincells of peopel to the level of a goldfish. as you may or may not tell i will be doing humour fics, ranging from legend of zelda to star wars, along with a few funny creepypastas, . i will try to update once a week tops. anyways thanks for stopping by. SEEYA.

''disclamer'' all stories and liscenses i use are properties of nintendo, lucasfilms, DICE, EA , mc creepypasta, and a whole other bunch of peeps whose name i forgot