Chapter 4 - Irina-neechan

The next day Hari observed the new teacher as she furiously taps and pokes her tablet. The tension was palpable and the entire class was on edge.

"Aha, Bitch-neesan's pretty frantic," Karma commented, "having that sort of thing done to her must have damaged her pride~" The whole class didn't need to question what he meant, having witnessed what happened the day before.

"Sensei," a boy with light brown hair, the class's 'ikemen' spoke up.

"What do you want?" Irina asks the boy, Isogai.

"If you're not going to teach us, could you switch out with Koro-sensei? We're taking the entrance exam this year so…" Isogai trailed off. Hari sneers at the boy's politeness, maybe he should speak up now and tell the lady to fuck off. He didn't care about his education, he probably knew it all already and practiced it several times.

"Hmph! Do you want to be taught by that vicious monster? Comparing the Earth's predicament to entrance exams… How carefree it is to be a kid," Irina said, but it seems like she wasn't done, "moreover, from the way I hear it, all of you in Class E… "

'Ah… this is going to be interesting.'

"... seem to be the misfit failures of this school. Even if you start studying now, it's meaningless."

Hari felt something snap for class.

"I know!" Dear Merlin, does her self-preservation even exist? "- Here's what we'll do. Once I successfully completed the assassination, I'll give five million yen to divide amongst yourself. Such a grand sum is more than any of you will ever see in your lives! That would be more profitable than studying. So just quietly listen to m-" she was interrupted when an eraser was thrown next to her head and hit the chalkboard.

"... Get out." Hari didn't know who said that but it was the sentiment of the entire class.

"Get out you fucking bitch!"

"Switch with Koro-sensei!"

"You want to die?" The entire class shouted throwing more classroom equipment at her.

"Yeah! That's right we don't need any big boobs around here!" The girl, Kaede Kayano, who real name was Yukimura Akari shouted. Hari couldn't stifle the giggle that came out of him, but he was sure that no one would notice. Surely, it was fine for him to lower his guard a bit.

No one would notice him giggling anyways.

Hari sat near the scoreboard for the game of Assassination Badminton. Silent and still as he watches the class play. He didn't cheer for them, for it was useless to cheer. One of the children looks at him as if wanting to ask him to join them but then decided against it and high-fives his teammate instead.

Nothing surprising there. He converses with his Hades a bit more before sensing two new presence.

He turns his head to find Karasuma standing next to Irina and pointing towards them. He didn't want to go and read their lips for it was too troublesome. However, he could tell that Karasuma had managed to knock some sense into Irina as the woman looks at the ground guiltily.

Perhaps she would actually teach the children this time.

When class started again Irina walks in, except this time with a new type of aura. She writes on the board in chalk the words, 'You are incredible in bed.' It was in English, his first language.

"You are incredible in bed! Repeat it!" the woman said to the class.

He, of course, said it perfectly and felt amused at how the class butchered the sentence with their accent. Even more so when the woman explained where she got that sentence from and how embarrassed the students were that they had repeated it.

"It is often said that learn a language quickly and easily in a short amount of time, you should make use of a lover from that country," Irina explains, not as an assassin, but as a teacher.

"As you will want to better understand your partner's feelings, inevitably, you will grasp the meaning of their words." The entire class seems to be in shock that Irina was trying to teach them instead of rambling on about how to kill Koro-sensei.

"When it was necessary for my work… I learned new languages using this method. And so, in my class, I'll teach you how to seduce people from other countries. The secret skill of befriending through conversations that are taught to professional assassins. If you can learn this, it will serve you well when meeting people virtually from any country."

Hari could tell that some of his classmate's imaginations were running about being able to talk with attractive foreigners.

"Learn what you'll need to study for the entrance exam with that octopus. I'm just going to stick to teaching you conversation techniques that will be useful in the future. If… despite that, you still don't see me as a teacher, then I'll give up on the assassination and leave. Th-This way there aren't any complaints right?" The woman played with her fingers and looks to the ground and said in a small voice, "... Also sorry for a bunch of things."

'Is this what they call the gap moe?' Hari thought to himself as he remembers all the culture reference that he learned from mangas that he never really got.

The entire class burst into laughter and there was a light mood now, as in stark contrast to how it was before.

"What's with you being all timid, earlier you were making death threats," one student commented.

"She kinda ended up being a normal sensei," a silver-haired boy, Sugaya Sosuke, said.

"I guess we can't really call her 'Bitch-neesan' anymore," another student stated.

Irina looks touched as she covers her mouth. "I really got through to you all!"

However, she was crushed when a student suggested "Bitch-sensei" and the whole class seem to agree. Hari covers his mouth to hide his smile when Irina tried to argue back but could get through to the students. She snaps when the student as her to start class with their new name for her.

"I really hate you lot after all!" she shouted. But the mood was much lighter than before.

Hari decided to call the woman Irina-neesan, for he respected change to become a teacher and actually teach the kids, for they deserve all the help they can get right now.

And no he did not think the words kids with somewhat of an adoration. He was not getting attached to this class despite what his other is saying. Nope not at all.

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