Meet My Subconsious

a/n: -blah- = Subconsious talking, 'kay?

running footsteps and the sound of a door slamming closed
raises eyebrow "He must be asleep."
door opens
silence
"And you are?"
-You look like me!-
"I beg to differ, you look like me."
door slams open "Why are you still here? I thought we were leaving."
"Who is this?" points
-Hey! I have a name ya know!-
"That's my subconsious."
"Why does he look exactly like me?"
"I don't know, how should I know?"
"He is your subconsious."
-He's got a point.-
"Shut up."
-Go away.-
"With pleasure!" storms off, slamming the door behind him
-Moody, ain't he?-
"Indeed."
-Now I can become better aquainted with you... and find out why you look like me.-
pause, sigh "I am Spock."
-Really?-
"Yes."
-I'm Leo's Subconsious.-
"Leo?"
-Leo, as in Leonard? As it McCoy?-
"You call him... Leo?"
-I'm the only one who can do it. Everyone else has pet-named him 'Bones'.-
"I see."
-So, what do you do?-
"I was the Science officer on-"
-No! What do you DO?-
"I do not understand."
-What do you do in Leo's head? I, for example, am his subconsious, I control his mind hen he
falls asleep. I dig about in the dark corners of his mind, where he stashes things he doesn't
want anybody to see and I show them to him, until he accepts. I've only been successful twice...-
"I am the katra of his friend, Spock."
-The dead one?-
pause "Yes."
-The pointy eared one?-
"Yes."
-Oh cool! My figure is based off of you!-
pause "Excuse me?"
-Well, Leo's hates me, so, I chose to look like you, in an attempt to make him hate me less, I
took on the form of someone he l=-
doors slams open, LS is tackle to the floor
"Don't you dare you stupid Vulcan wannabe!"
"Some he whats?"
-he-
"Shut up you. Nevermind Spock." grabs his arm "Let's go."
-Bye Spock!-
"Fare well..." is dragged off

A/N: Hee hee hee, I like McCoy's subconsious, looks like Spock but acts unlike him. Hee hee... I
don't know if the Subconsious will come back... maybe.