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I have changed a little in this chapter, nothing big. Just few edit to fix and all...

So! I decided to TRY to fix and edit this story before I continue the new chapter, savvy? *curious*

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Team Saki-Shika-Cho

Chapter One

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A young early-teen girl who has mid-back length pink hair, large emeralds eyes and fair skin and her name is Haruno, Sakura. Now in her own bedroom, Sakura puts on her red Leafe Headband and tie it. She poses herself front of the mirror in a playful manner.

"Sakura! You're going to be late!" Sakura's vein popped out in annoyed when her mother called out to her a few times already. Sakura turned her head to the door, "I was about to leave!" she responds with annoyed. 'When will she stop treating me like a kid?!' Sakura blows her cheeks in frustrated. She walks out of her bedroom, slips on her blue ninja shoes and walks out of her house. As she walks along on the road that leads straight to the Ninja Academy. However, Sakura paused when she saw her rival and ex-best friend: Yamanaka, Ino.

Ino noticed Sakura from the corner of her eyes then she turns to her with a smirk, "Hello, Sakura."

Sakura smirk back at her, "Hello…Ino."

Sakura shifts her legs as Ino walks beside her on the road, "Who knew that you can become kunoichi with no history backgrounds of ninjas." Ino impressed with Sakura that she managed to graduate.

Sakura scoff as she closes her eyes, "History don't matter. From today on, we're officially kunoichi…" Sakura opens her eyes and glares at Ino, "…and I won't lose to you, Ino-pig!" Sakura added with determine.

Ino glares at Sakura, "Same here forehead!" she snapped with equal determination.

Sakura walk ahead as Ino frown and she walks ahead of Sakura's speed. Sakura got quickly annoyed by Ino so she went ahead in fast speed and before they both know it. They were head-to-head glaring with lightning as they walk in fast-pace straight to the Ninja Academy.

Once they have arrived at the Ninja Academy classroom, "Goal!" two rival shouted in unison. They were panting from the race and they show smugness to each other. Ino huffed and turned to Sakura, "I won again."

Sakura scoff, "Iie, I won!" she glares at Ino.

Ino snort as she places her hands on her hips, "Yea right!" like Ino will believe that.

Sakura twitched annoyed, "My toe got centimeter ahead of the door! You must be blind!" Sakura insulted Ino as Ino was about to insult back.

Sakura looks over to search someone and when she found her target; she giggles and Ino pause her mouth and stare at her rival in confusion. Sakura runs to her target and Naruto stood up blushing on his face, "H-hey Sakura-" "Outta the way Naruto!" Sakura pushed Naruto away as she interrupted him. Sakura blushes when she saw her target who's the genius rookie of the year: Uchiha, Sasuke.

"U-umm, Sasuke-kun…" Sasuke glace at her the corner of his eyes, "Can I sit next to you?" Sakura asked nicely.

Ino stomp toward Sakura in anger, "What are you talking about? I'm sitting next to Sasuke-kun!" Ino refuses to let her rival sit next to her crush.

Sasuke glance away uninterested while Sakura glares at Ino, "No way! I was here first!"

Then all the girls gather in a group arguing about who's sitting next to Sasuke and when they got in the classroom in first. Until Sakura notice Naruto is standing on the desk, crouching his legs as he glares at Sasuke as Sasuke gladly glares back at Naruto fearless.

Sakura snap at Naruto, "What are you doing Naruto?! Stay away from Sasuke-kun!"

"Yeah! Beat him Sasuke-kun!"

Naruto frown at Sasuke and before anyone knew. A ninja boy accidentally hit Naruto's back as Naruto fell forward and capture Sasuke's lips.

The girls stare at the scene front of them in speechless and Naruto and Sasuke pull away quickly and spits out their 'germs'.

Sakura blinks in shock, 'I was supposed to be Sasuke's first kiss!' Sakura slowly glares at Naruto along with other fangirls of Sasuke's. Naruto shivers in fear as his face got pale when he saw scary evil fangirls who are ready to beat his ass.

"Sa-Sakura-chan…" Naruto gulp in nervously, hoping for mercy from Sakura.

Sakura twitch, "Naruto... you are annoying." She won't give him mercy.

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After poor Naruto got beaten up by Sakura and fangirls. Sakura is sitting in the middle on the bench between Sasuke and Naruto. Sakura attempting to scoot close to Sasuke as Ikura walks into the classroom and smile at his former students. "Okay, quiet down class." He got the class attention, "From today on, you are all now full-fledged ninjas. However, you're still Genin. The tough part's still to come. From here on, you'll be in a squad of three and carry out your missions under your Jounin teachers." Ikura explains to them.

Sakura sits up in curious as she froze herself to scoot close to her crush. 'Three-man squad?' she didn't expect that.

Ino leans forward from above row to Sakura, "I wonder who's going to be in Sasuke-kun's team." Ino smirk.

Sakura glance at Ino, "I don't know…" she mumbles loud enough for Ino to hear, 'It will be me cha!' Sakura secretly glares at Ino.

Ikura glance at his clipboard, "The groups have been determined so that the strength of the groups will be balanced. Now for the assignments!" Ikura starts to list of the names of the three-man squad and Sakura has been half-listening to him until…

"Now then, next is Team Seven…" Ikura smiles, "Uzumaki, Naruto." Naruto sits up listening; hoping his teammates will be Sakura and anyone else as long as it's not Sasuke, "Yamanaka, Ino." Ino sulks as Sakura snicker and Naruto frown, "And… Uchiha, Sasuke." Ino fist pumps in excited as Sakura gasps and Naruto sulks.

Sakura slowly sulks, 'N-no way…' she thought in disappointed. Ino leans over with a smug on her face, "I win~" Ino sang softly and stick her tongue out childishly.

Sakura frown angrily at Ino, she looks away and Ikura continues, "Team Eight… Hyuuga, Hinata." Hinata looks up, "Inuzuka, Kiba. "Kiba smirk as Akamaru bark, "And… Aburama, Shino." Shino sits there silent.

Sakura mentally sighs, 'I'm not in Sasuke-kun's team…but I won't lose to Ino-pig!' Sakura thought in determine. "Now to Team Ten, Haruno, Sakura." Sakura pays attention, "Nara, Shikamaru." She drops her shoulders as Shikamaru yawn, "And… Akimichi, Choji." Her head dropped as Choji throw his chips in his mouth.

Ino chuckle softly, "Looks like you got an awesome team there, forehead." Ino whispers and covers her mouth trying not to laugh out loud.

Sakura let her head hit on the desk, 'Oh great…' she thought in miserable.

Iruka smiles at his former students, "In the afternoon, I'll introduce to your Jounin teachers. You're dismissed until then!" he said, he walks out of the classroom and everyone scatters to their group and went out to eat together.

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Sakura crosses her arms by the trees when Ino walks toward her. She smirks smugly at Sakura, "Since now I'm in Sasuke-kun team. This will be too easy for me." Ino flips her long ponytail from her shoulder. Sakura gritted her teeth at Ino, "I won't lose to you Ino-pig!"

Ino shrugged her shoulders, "Whatever you say forehead. Now I need to get going, better to find my teammates so bye-bye!" Ino happily skipping away from Sakura. Sakura scowl and turn around and stomp in anger in a different direction from Ino. 'Ugh! This is my worst day ever!' Sakura thought.

"Sakura!" Sakura pauses her stomp, she turns her head over her shoulder and saw her teammates; Choji and Shikamaru. They walk toward to her and Choji munching his chips, "Let's all eat together." Choji said after he swallowed his food.

Sakura sweatdropped, 'You're eating right now…' she watches him eating his chips from a bag of chip. Shikamaru sigh, "Troublesome… he thought we should go to the rooftop and eat lunches together since we're a team now." He yawns and Sakura made a face, 'Lazy-ass and fatty…great.' Sakura sulk as the gloomy grey cloud appears above her head.

When Team Ten arrive at the rooftop, Sakura leans on the rail while eating her riceball, Shikamaru sits on the ground with his leg pull up as his right armrest on his knee and his other leg is dangling while he's chewing his riceball and Chijo is sitting on the ground, leaning on the wall and eating his riceball while carrying other twelve riceballs in his arm happily.

Choji smiles, "Let's have –munch- team –munch- name." he munching his fourth riceball.

Sakura twitches, 'Nani?' she has no clue what he just said.

Shikamaru glance up at the sky, "Like what?" he mumbles lazily.

Choji shrug his shoulders, "Like –munch munch- Saki-Shiko-Cho?" he said as he eats his sixth riceballs.

Sakura blinks in confusion and Shikamaru yawn once again, "Sure." He glances at Sakura, "What do you think?"

Sakura sweatdropped, "Umm…okay?" she has no idea what just happen but she'll just go along. Sakura pause mid-air with her riceball when she saw Naruto sneakily tiptoe toward Sasuke on the rooftop and attack on Sasuke as the window lid shut down. Sakura just waits as Shikamaru yawn uninterested while Choji munching his eleventh riceballs. Then Sasuke climbs out with a smirk on his face and walks away.

"So that Naruto got beaten after all." Shikamaru thought out loud.

Sakura giggled, "Of course, there's no way anyone who can beat Sasuke-kun." She said with proud.

Shikamaru sighs out loud, "Great, I never understand woman."

Sakura frown at Shikamaru, "Excuse me?" what was he trying to say?

"Uchiha this. Uchiha that." He glances at her lazily, "What's so great about him?"

Sakura scoff, "Because he's number one genius rookie of the year! And he's handsome!" she sighs in dreamily. Shikamaru rolls his eyes and bite down his riceball uninterested. Sakura twitch at his lack of conversations. She looks away annoyed, 'Whatever!'

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All Genins are now in the classroom waiting for their teachers to come and pick them up. Sakura glares at Ino who's attempting flirt Sasuke. Sakura gritted her teeth in silent of anger, 'I can't believe that pig is all over my Sasuke-kun!' she thought in jealous as she glares at Ino very harshly.

Ikura clear his throat, "Alright, team ten!" Sakura snapped out of it and looks up. She saw a Jounin man who is smoking his cigarette with a big grin on his face. Sakura along with Shikamaru and Choji walks to their former sensei and new sensei. The man grins wide, "Hello, I'm Sarutobi, Asuma. Your new sensei." Asuma introduced himself. Ikura smiles at his former students, "Good luck." He nods at them.

Asuma takes his students out of the Ninja Academy to the small food bar and bench under the large tree. Asuma leans on the tree with his arms crossed while Sakura sits left side on the bench with Shikamaru on the middle and Choji on the right side.

"Alright, you three should introduce yourselves," Asuma said. Sakura crossed her arms, "Like what?" she frowns at him in curious. Asuma thought about it, "Like… your names, hobbies, likes, dislikes, dreams and why." He explained. He sweatdropped when his students stare at him indifferent faces.

Asuma chuckle dryly, "Okay, I'll go first. That way you'll understand." He clears his throat, "I'm Sarutobi, Asuma. My hobbies are training, teaching, and smoking. My likes are cigarettes, kids, games, and hang out with my friends. My dislikes are liars, fakers, betrayers, and enemies that hurt this village and my friends. As for my dreams, well it's more of my lifetime goal. My goal is to keep this Konoha protect and peace for a very long time. Also, help you three to understand the meaning of shinobi." Asuma finishes his introduction. He tilted his head, "You go first." He nods his head at Choji.

Choji swallow chips, "Akimichi, Choji. –munch- My hobbies are eating chips, BBQ chips, BBQ, riceballs, dango, ramen, beef, chicken, shrimps, ribs, orange chicken, spicy chickens, hot wings, sushi, octopus, crabs, fish, tuna, curry, chicken curry, beef curry, pork, ham, pig feet-" as he continue listing all the foods while Asuma and Sakura stare at him in disbelief with sweatdropping while Shikamaru gaze up at the clouds. Asuma smiles at Choji, "Okay, you eat a lot of foods. Well, why don't you go to the likes." He said and Choji shrug his shoulders as he chewing his chips, "Okay, -munch- I like BBQ in the BBQ restaurant, Ichiraku, meats, beef, chicken, riceballs, sushi-" Sakura let her head hit on her palms while Asuma keep smiling as sweatdropping when Choji went on the list of foods again. Shikamaru is still staring at the sky.

Asuma stop Choji, "Alright, we understand. What about your dislikes?" Choji open his new bag of chip, "Anyone who called me the 'f' word that based judge of my weight. I dislike someone eat the last chip when only I'm allow to eat the last piece of chip. And anyone who takes the last big piece of beef or pork or chicken or any BBQ meats –Sakura twitch at him in disbelief- Insult my clan and my friend. My dream is to be an acknowledge by everyone that I'm a proud and strong shinobi." Choji finally finishes his introduction.

Asuma grinned, 'So in the end, he wants to be acknowledge as a proud Leafe Shinobi.' He turn to Shikamaru, "Alright you next."

Shikamaru sigh as he slouches his shoulders, "Troublesome… my name is Nara, Shikamaru. My hobbies are doing Japanese checkers, Go, sleep, and watch clouds. My likes are sleeping and watching clouds, oh I like cherries. My dislikes are troublesome works, doing things are such a drag and stupid people who gets on my nerves. And pineapples. I don't have a dream because it's too troublesome to think about it."

Sakura drop her head, 'He's too simple and lazy!' She twitches.

Asuma raise his eyebrows, 'This guy has impossibly over 200 high IQ and he has no motivate to be a Leafe Shinobi…interesting. Then why did he go to Ninja Academy?' He glance at Sakura, "You last."

Sakura smiles, "I'm Haruno, Sakura! My hobbies are reading, learning things, making stuff, stargazing and once in a while, I enjoy to watch rain. My likes…well…I like Sasuke-kun. –giggles- and I like pineapples, cold nights and helping people. My dislikes are bullies, nickname me: pinky, cherries, my rival –frown- and insult my appearance. And my dream is to…-blushes-…maybe…-giggles-…hmm and…well…" she finishes her introduction.

Asuma rubs the back of his neck, 'Well, girls at her age are more interested in love game then being a Leafe Shinobi… I wonder why she go to Ninja Academy?' He glances at his two students who doesn't seems to have interest in being ninjas except Choji.

Asuma smile at his students, "Okay, since you all are new ninjas but not quite." he said.

Sakura furrowed her eyebrows in confuse, "What do you mean Asuma-sensei?"

Asuma cross his arms, "Of the twenty-seven graduates, only nine will be recognized as junior ninjas. The remaining eighteen will be sent back to the Academy. In other words, this exercise is an extremely difficult test with a failure rate of 66% or higher." He explained.

Choji frown while chewing, Sakura stare at him in shock, and Shikamaru sigh out loud.

"I'm guessing the graduation test was just to select those who have the potential of becoming Genin." Shikamaru said with a fact. Asuma nods his head, "Correct. I'll be the one to determining whether you pass or fail with survival test." he smirk.

"Nannni?"

"What a drag."

-munch munch-

Asuma lean up straight from the tree, "Tomorrow morning at five a.m. meet me at the training field ten. And make sure you eat, you gonna need energy!"

"Hai…"

"Troublesome….so early."

-munch munch-

~Morning at the Training Field ten at Five A.M.~

Sakura drags her feet on the ground while rubbing her tiring eyes as Shikamaru dragging sleeping Choji who is hugging his bag of BBQ chip. Asuma watches them in amuse and slowly chuckle when he saw his students before him. "Well, are you all ready for survival test?" he grinning wide; very awake and energy.

Sakura frown at him, "Asuma-sensei, why do we have to be here so early?" she whine.

Asuma blink, "Well, you three could have told me if you prefer to come at a different time." Asuma said. Sakura fall in anime style while Shikamaru glares as he drops Choji and Choji fell on the ground; snoring and drooling.

Sakura stood up while glaring at her sensei, "Seriously!"

Asuma chuckle, "Now, let's wake up Choji so I can explain to you all about this test." It nearly took an hour and a half to wake Choji up. When Choji is sitting up while rubs his eyes, Sakura and Shikamaru standing between Choji and Asuma place his hands on his hips, "Okay, the time will be limit in this test. You three need to success this test by afternoon." He takes out the alarm clock and put it on the stump, "I'll start the alarm after I explain."

He pulls out the red flag with Konohagakure symbol, "The test is that you three need to get this red flag at the highest height from me." He grin, "You may think it's a simple test but it's not. A lot of teams have failed this test so who knows maybe this time, you three might be the first one to pass this test."

Sakura frown, "What's the rules of this test?" she asks in curious about the rules.

Asuma shakes his head, "There's no rules. In fact, you are allow to kill me if you are so desire." he said. He glance up at the sky, "Let's start, before you three wasting your time. You have about six hours." He pushes the button of the alarm clock, "Your time starts now." He disappeared as three Genins taken aback by the incredible speed of Jounin's level.

Sakura glances at her teammates, Shikamaru yawn while Choji already start eating his chips. Sakura drop her shoulders, 'We're going to fail.' she shakes her head and hold up her fist, 'Iie! We can't fail! I can't fail! If I fail, then I won't see Sasuke-kun at all! He must be already pass his test.' she thought with motivate. Sakura stand front of her teammates, "We need to pass this test without any fail!" Sakura said with determination.

Shikamaru raise his eyebrows at her who is exploded with fire, "Woman… how are we supposed to start when we have no clue. It's pointless, I don't see what's with this test." he sighs.

Sakura glare at Shikamaru, "Well we can start looking for the highest height in this place. Since we're surrounding by trees, there should be one tree that's tallest and I bet Asuma-sensei will be there." Sakura explain her guess.

Choji stood up, "Sounds like an idea to start." he said after he swallow his chip.

Shikamaru push his hands in his pockets, "What a drag, fine." he follows Sakura and Choji to searching for the highest tree they could find. And it took nearly couple of hours, not found one tallest tree yet.

Sakura twitches, "How the hell is it so hard to find one tree that have the highest height when all trees are basically the same height!" Sakura pull her hair in frustrated.

Shikamaru and Choji lean back away in caution not wanting to be the target of her anger.

Choji thought about it, "Would it be easier to separate? To find it faster than going together?" he suggests and Sakura sigh out loud and nod her head. "That we can do." she turns around to her teammates, "I'll go to east from here." Sakura said then she walks to east. Shikamaru walks to the west, "Troublesome." And Choji shrug his shoulders as he walks north.

~Sakura~

Sakura stop her legs as she frown at her surrounding, she suddenly have déjà vu that she already walk through this path, 'I wonder…' she takes out her kunai and mark 'x' on the ground.

Sakura walks in a different direction for about thirty minutes and she stop when she saw the mark on the ground that she made. 'Am I going in a circle? Iie…' Sakura furrow her eyebrows, 'Wait a minute! This is Genjutsu!' she understood.

She put up her sign, "Kai!" the Genjutsu release and Sakura smile in proud that she caught the trick from Asuma-sensei.

"Sa-sakura…" Sakura's heart beat when she heart familiar voice, she turn around with blush on her cheeks and smile, "Sasuk-" She froze when she saw Sasuke is nearly all bloodily beaten up as he lean against on the tree, he looks up in pain, "H-help…m-me…" Sakura eyes wide as her tears spilling out, "N-N-…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sakura scream in horror and faint.

~Shikamaru~

Shikamaru snap up, "Was that Sakura's scream?" Shikamaru blink, he was so sure that it's 100% that belongs to his female teammate. He turns around to check on his teammate but force to stop when four enemies of clones ready to fight him.

Shikamaru sigh, "What a drag…I have to fight…" he slowly show his lazily smirk, "Clones or not, you have caught at my jutsu." The enemies of clones realize that they can't move and Shikamaru already trap them with his shadows.

~Choji~

Choji walks straight to the north while munching his chips. He's been walking for a while until he saw his teammate laying on the ground. He walks closer to his teammate and saw Sakura is unconsciousness.

Choji blink, "Sakura…." Sakura groan as she slowly opens her eyes.

Sakura gasps as she sits up, "Sasuke-kun!" She looks around to find him in a poor state.

Choji shakes his head, "There's no one here except us." Choji said. Sakura stood up, "But! I saw him! And the look of the way he is now, he could be dead!" Sakura said in worry.

She runs randomly in a different direction, "Wait for me Sasuke-kun! Please don't die!" Sakura shouted out loud at the woods. And Choji quickly follow her.

~Shikamaru~

Shikamaru twirl his kunai in his finger in boredom while walking until he saw something pink crash on his chest. He fell back in grunt, he uses his forearms to push himself up and saw Sakura who bump to him is now on his chest. He frowns as Choji came out of the bushes in pant, "Sakura…slow down…" he is already exhausting from non-stop run.

Sakura realize she's on Shikamaru's chest, she blushes and quickly stood up. Shikamaru raise his eyebrow at her awkwardness act, "Why were you running?" Shikmaru ask as he stood up and dust his pants from the dirt.

Sakura shows concerns and panic, "Sasuke-kun was all bloodily and beaten up! He asked for my help! I need to find him!" Sakura explain and Shikamaru shakes his head, "Why would Uchiha be here?" he ask Sakura.

Sakura glares at him, "I don't know! Maybe no one was around so he must have been searching to find help and he happens to found me!" she stomps her foot impatience; she really needs to find him.

Shikamaru cross his arms, "Really? Uchiha's training field is in seven. We're in field ten. Don't you think it's odd that number one rookie is all bloodily and beaten up? And there's no way anyone could run let alone walk all the way here from the field seven." He explained.

Sakura blink at the realization, "Wait… so that was… Genjutsu…" she blushes in embarrasses, 'I got caught in double Genjutsu!' she never thought she be so humiliating.

Shikamaru yawn, "Anyways, I've realize what this test is about."

Sakura and Choji looks at him, "This troublesome test is basically to see underneath the underneath." he glances around the woods, "All these trees are equal to highest height. Asuma-sensei said to find him at the highest height of the tree with the red flag. Normally by now, we would see the red flag but we didn't. We're overlook at this test." he explain.

Sakura understands, "So basically, he tries to waste our times on searching for the highest height of tree…and…" she gasps.

Shikamaru nod his head, "Right, we are suppose to search for the possible of a lowest tree. Not highest."

Choji frown as he chewing his chips, "Then how are we going to find the lowest tree? –munch- We have about less than two hours now."

Shikamaru walks to the tree, "This is such a pain but give me few minutes." He said.

Sakura frown at her lazy teammate when she watches him put up his sign then Shikamaru open his eyes and run to the tree. Sakura eyes wide in surprise when Shikamaru runs on the tree without using his hands.

Sakura is impress, "Amazing… to climb the tree without using hands…" she is in awe while Choji smiles at his best friend's skill of excellent chakra.

When Shikamaru stands on top of the tree branches that can support his weight, he narrows his eyes around and found his target.

He scoffs, "This test is seriously pain in the ass." Shikamaru shakes his head, he quickly jumps down branches to branches onto the ground smoothly. "Troublesome… I found it." He said. Sakura and Choji smiles excitedly.

~Team Saki-Shika-Cho~

Sakura twitches while Shikamaru cross his arms glaring and Choji frown deeply with slightly annoyed. Asuma chuckle, the entire time that they have been wasted their times searching for the highest tree with a red flag turns out it's at the stump with a clock and Asuma has been relaxing and sitting next to the stump with a red flag laying front of him.

He grin widely at his now real Genins students, "Congratulations! You've passed the test!" he glance at the clock, "An hour before afternoon…not bad." He praises the students.

Sakura hold her temper, "You waste our times to search something that wasn't there!" she frown at her sensei. Don't get her wrong, she's happy that she won't go back to the Ninja Academy but she is annoyed that Asuma tricked them.

Asuma chuckle, "The point of this test is to look underneath the underneath. Plus, you all came here together instead of one. If it's just one or two… you would be fail this test. However, you all came together as one team." He smiles proudly, "That's a real team."

Sakura blink, 'I see… he testing us to see if we're actually doing together as a teamwork with our own willingly. Without willingly and if we were doing individuals... it would make us selfish and disrespectful shinobi.' Sakura thought, she's very lucky that she came with her teammates. Slowly she starts to feel guilty, 'I've been focus on Sasuke-kun instead on my teammates… Does that make me…selfish?' Sakura mentally frown at herself in confuse with team's meaning.

Asuma stood up, "Since you all are unhappy that fact I tricked you. How about I treat you at the BQQ restaurant? To celebrate our first real team." He grins wide.

Choji eyes sparkle as he smiles wide, "YES! BBQ!" he shouted in excited with new energy as Sakura jump in surprise while Shikamaru sigh as his hands pushes in his pockets.

Sakura attempt to calm her heart, "Seriously Choji! You've been eating non-stop! Sooner or later, you're going to fatter!" Sakura snap and Shikamaru froze in fear.

Asuma frown at Sakura, "Now, now… calm down. I know you're annoyed with this whole trick but that doesn't mean you can take it out on Choji." Asuma scolded Sakura.

Shikamaru sweats, "You shouldn't say that woman…" Sakura frown at Shikamaru, "That word is a taboo for Choji." He warned her.

Sakura and Asuma look at Choji who is standing still with shadows cover his face. His ears twitches, "Did…did you say…fat?"

Suddenly Choji snap up with fires eyes, "I'M NOT FAT! I'M JUST BIG-BONE GUY!" He screams as Sakura and Asuma dumbfound by his reaction.

Shikamaru grab Sakura's hand, "I changed my mind about the pain in the ass of this test. This is a real pain in the ass!" he drags Sakura away safely from anger scary Choji who is now chasing to kill Sakura.

Asuma blink at the scene as he sweatdrop, 'This team is very…interesting…' he thought, boy his life will be full of amuse and interesting; especially now this team is unique.

"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE GIRL!"

"Troublesome! See what you got yourself into woman?!"

"How the hell was I suppose to know that fat was a taboo word to him?!"

"OOOOOH! IT'S ON!"

"Do you have a death wish?!"

"Sorry!"

"SHIKAMARU! STOP HELPING THAT GIRL!"

"Well stop trying to kill her! A man shouldn't hurt woman!"

"What's wrong with this team?!"

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!"