I can barely type straight I'm so excited :DDD Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think we would get BAYO FOR SMASH! We did it though! Aaaokajposkojfoihgoi I'm so excited! I immediately came up with this little fun concept. It's a one-shot, but I hope you enjoy it.

THANK YOU SAKURAI!

"Honestly, Cereza, it's not a Christmas party without caviar. I thought you said you were going to pick up some earlier today?" Jeanne asked her long-time partner, brushing back a long lock of silver hair.

"Oh, you know how it goes Jeanne, darling," Bayonetta told her with a smile. "One minute you're strutting your stuff down Fifth Avenue and the next a pack of Affinity are on your tail. I was feeling extra jolly, so I gave them a little bit of my Christmas spirit."

Jeanne suppressed a chuckle. "What are we going to do now?" she wondered aloud. "No more demons running wild…why, there's hardly anything entertaining going on nowadays."

Before she could speak, Bayonetta noticed a piece of paper floating down the street. It twisted and turned in the sky and then slid down to the point of her shoe. Reaching down and picking it up, Bayonetta inspected the paper for a moment before reading its contents.

"Interesting…" she mused. "Now, what's this?" Reading the note, Bayonetta consumed the words on the page as a wicked smile spread across her lips. "Jeanne, darling, I think I've found the perfect thing to pass the time…"

"Hiyahh!" Link cried, swinging his blade, narrowly missing Mario's cap. The hero clad in red dodged the blow, sidestepping and flinging out his super cape to reflect the incoming arrow from the Hero of Time. But Mario was too slow, and suddenly he felt a pressurized gust of air pulling him backwards. Kirby smiled, eager to digest Mario's power and obtain his fireballs, but he was interrupted by a swift kick from Sonic, sending him sprawling.

"It's-a-me!" Mario cried, grabbing Sonic and spinning him around, tossing him through the air and into an incoming bomb from Link. The four fighters reassembled after the explosion, all running towards one another from opposite directions when suddenly, something struck the ground before. Coming to a halt, the four of them looked around in confusion before Mario noted the tiny object that had lodged itself into the ground.

"Is that a bullet?" Sonic asked him, peering down at the thing. Before anyone else could speak, he got his answer.

"My, my," came the sultry tone of Bayonetta, the sound of her heels on the stone floor of Battlefield breaking up the air. "What have we here?"

"Who are you!? This is a man's arena!" Sonic cried, waggling a finger.

"Now, is that any way to talk to a lady?" Bayonetta asked, smiling. Pointing her guns at the blue hedgehog, she smirked.

"Let's dance, boys!"