Alright,i know i should be working on my other stories but i got this idea today. I've been sick and i needed something to do so i thought this up. Since i'm actually sick with a horrible sore throat i figured this story would be more accurate. Also the irony in this is that i actually can still sing,very well might i add. It makes it feel better too. Man i'm weird. Anyways,i'll start work on the other stories once i blast away my Writer's Block. Cya!

-Voltaradragoness

"Are the really helpless Calamitous?"

"Yes,quite. I've been watching them like how Vlad stalks Danny."

"Hey! It was not stalking!"

"Oh,please. You watched his every move. Textbook definition of stalker."

"Like you're any better! You'd hide in a locker and sewer to stalk Turner! You say i'm creepy! At least i don't constantly watch a ten year old!"

"Shut up! All of you! We're villains! Why are we even concerned with this!?"

"You tell us you bucket of bolts!"

"Alright,that's it!"

"ENOUGH! Our adversaries are helpless. Let's start planning an attack shall we?"

"YEAH!"

The Syndicate began to plan on how they'd be finally rid of their enemies,the Nicktoons. If only the kids in question knew what trouble they were really in. After all,it was late Winter and like everyone the Nicktoons had fallen victim to the Flu virus that had been going around since November. It affected them all in a different way,which caused their friends to take over the bad guy bashing for the time being.

Sam,Tucker,and Jazz were doing just that in Danny's universe and having way too much fun. At least Jazz was.

"Alright Crate Creep! Let's get you 'moving'!"

Tucker sighed as Sam just sucked the Box Ghost into the Fenton Thermos.

"Jazz...i thought you were done with the cruddy banter?"

Jazz shrugged. "I was,but come on...i couldn't resist."

"It was terrible! Why even bother?" Tucker asked.

"Like you could come up with anything better? I've seen what you put on that PDA."

"What wh-"

"Guys!? Is he gone?" Danny called from his window.

"Yeah,did you hear my joke?" Jazz yelled back.

"Yes! Please come up with better material!"

Tucker chuckled to himself as Jazz elbowed him in the side.

"You doing any better Danny?" Sam asked.

"Ugh,no. I swear i feel like i'm gonna cough up a lung."

"There's an image for ya…" Tucker thought aloud.

"Anyways,thanks for taking care of him. Whenever i'm sick it's much harder to use my powers."

The three teens went back into Danny's house and sat on the couch,the ghost boy slowly walking down the stairs.

"Are mom and dad gonna be home with the cold medicine soon sis?" he asked.

Jazz pulled out her phone and looked for a few seconds. "Mom says they'll be home in a few minutes."

Danny rubbed his stuffed nose. "Awesome. Man i hate being sick."

"I doubt anyone does. It just figures that you get it after we all did."

"I know,it's just great…" Danny replied sarcastically.

"Well,hey. Wanna play some video games? Maybe that'll take your mind off it."

Danny shook his head. "I can barely keep my eyes open,much less focus on a game. I'm going to go to bed. Tell mom and dad that i'll be upstairs if they need me."

After leaving the room,his companions looked at one another.

"Man,he must feel pretty cruddy. His voice is almost monotone."

"He almost sounds like Jenny when she gets mad!" Tucker joked.

Sam rolled her eyes. "Jenny never sounds like that unless she's doing it on purpose. Usually it's to joke with Manny or Timmy."

Speaking of the two,they weren't much better off. Manny had come to Timmy's house despite being told not to.

"Yeah,dad was all 'You're sick! Don't give to others! It's not becoming of a hero!' or something like that. I tuned him out after he said 'You're'."

Timmy laughed,sitting on his bed.

"Ha. Cosmo and Wanda were like that before they went to get Dog Food for Sparky."

"Where is he?"

"They took him with them. He wanted to see Fairy World again. They offered to take me too but i'm not really feeling up to it."

"Ditto." Manny agreed. "I feel like my face is gonna explode." he finished before flopping onto a bean bag chair face down.

"No kidding. I feel like i'm gonna sneeze my brains out."

Manny laughed. "You're lucky Neutron isn't here. He would've so made a joke about that."

"I know. That's why i-Achoo! Said it now." Timmy replied,pulling a tissue out of his pocket and blowing his nose.

Manny looked up from the chair and raised an eyebrow. "I thought your hat was pink but dang. Your face dude."

Timmy threw his tissue away. "I know. You don't look much better dude. You look like you haven't slept in weeks."

Manny gave him and a look and turned to look in an adjacent mirror. "Woah,dang you're right. Man i look like i put eyeshadow on."

He got up to take closer look but ended up bumping into the wall next to the mirror. "Ow! Dangit! That's the fifth time i've done that today!"

"What's wrong?" Timmy asked.

"This stupid virus,it's affecting my senses for some reason. My sight and hearing are messed up. My dad explained why but i didn't listen. It bored me."

"I know how ya feel,i've been sore all day. I can't move very well so i've been face down in my pillow most of the day." Timmy told him.

"Fun. Well at least we have each other to talk to. Misery loves company or something."

"Your dad tell you that?"

"No Frida told me that one. I forget why though. She's random sometimes."

"I think it's funny."

"Oh,she's drop dead hilarious. I never said she wasn't"

The two boys laughed and told jokes for a while. Each one getting worse than the last until they were bored again.

"Wanna go bother Neutron?" Timmy asked his tiger friend.

Manny shrugged. "Considering what his parents are like i doubt they'll let us see him. I heard he's sick too."

Timmy rolled his and grinning said,"Oh please,knowing him he'll be in the lab anyway."

Manny sighed. "Alright fine. I'm bored anyway."

"Alright,no where did i put my re-caller?" Timmy wondered aloud,as he started looking through drawers.

A few minutes later he found it but was startled by his faires poofing in.

"Timmy? Why do you have your Re-caller? Wait,why is Manny here?" Wanda asked.

Manny awkwardly smiled and waved as he leaned toward Timmy's ear.

"You didn't tell them i was here?" he whispered.

"Chill,i got this." Timmy quickly hit the button on the watch like device that opened a portal.

"No-Achoo! Manny go!"

Manny jumped in but noticed Timmy was having a coughing fit. The latino boy facepalmed and grabbed him by the shirt collar,dragging him into the portal and closing it.

"Nice light show." Cosmo commented.

Wanda sighed and frustrated grabbed a spare Re-caller and called Manny's dad.

Morgan and Jenny were just as unlucky. Morgan caught her flu virus from her classmates while Jenny's sickness was Tuck's fault. Jenny had gotten an upgrade that allowed her to play MP3s but when Tuck imported some of them he didn't really tell her where he got the music from. It's not hard to figure out the rest.

Morgan was doing the same thing Timmy was doing. Laying face down on bed.

"God,i feel like i died three weeks ago."

"I'm not surprised Morgie." her friend Seneca answered.

Since her mother had gone out for a few hours,she called Seneca to keep her daughter company. They were best friends afterall. Seneca even possessed a small fragment of Morgan's Siren powers. Morgan fused some of her power with Seneca's blue cross necklace so Seneca could defend herself. They called themselves the Siren Sisters.

"Ugh,are you sure i can't..ach...take anymore medicine?"

Seneca shook her head. "No sis. You've already taken more than you're supposed to."

"My throat...ach...is killing me!"

Seneca rolled her eyes. "Than don't talk."

Morgan was silent for a minute then seemed to have an idea. "Sennie,hand me my pendent."

"Okay…"

She walked to where the moon pendent was hanging,grabbed it,and handed to her ill friend. Morgan slowly lifted her head and clumsily put the necklace on.

"Alright,now i can talk normally." Morgan's voice seemed to be emitting from the necklace.

"Wow you can do that?"

"Yeah,i just can't sing because i have to use my actual voice for that. This is just telepathy."

"Aw man sis. You do look half-dead."

Morgan's green eyes were dull along with her under eyes blacker than the night she adored. Her face paler than the moon.

"You should get some rest sis…"

"I've been trying. I'm tired as hell but my throat is keeping me awake. Not to mention that i can't even breathe out of my nose. It's hard for me to sleep if i have to breathe from my mou- ou- aaacho!"

"Sis! Are you alright?"

"Yeah,just as soon as i sneeze out my heart… whatever that means…"

Suddenly a song rang out through the room,startling Morgan into using her actual voice.

"Ah! What the- ach!" she sputtered as she broke out in a coughing fit.

Seneca looked around for the source of the noise which she identified as the song The Mangle. She found the source to be Morgan's cell phone which was sitting on her desk.

"Sis,it's your phone."

"Who's calling?" she asked,remembering to use her pendent to talk.

Seneca read the contact and was amused. "Jenny has your cell number? How can she even call you?"

Morgan laughed. "I'm not to sure myself. Here hand me the phone."

Seneca did just that and Morgan answered it,still talking through her pendent.

"Hey Jen. What's up?"

"Could be bett- ugh. Sorry cough."

"You too huh? What happened?"

"Tuck did something dumb and gave me a virus. You?"

"School. Sucks."

"Your voice sounds different? Sore throat?"

"Yeah,i have to use my pendent to talk or else it gets worse. I'm a little concerned because with my throat being sore i can't sing or use my powers."

"Don't worry too much about it. Hey,i just got a message from Jimmy."

"On your phone?"

"No,my Re-caller."

"Man that kid needs to build himself a cell phone… What's it say?"

"Jenny,call Morgan and Danny and tell them to come to my lab. I'd do it myself but i've got a splitting headache and i could barely focus long enough to type this."

"Do i really have to get up? What does he want?" Morgan growled.

"I don't know. Considering what he said,i doubt he'd call us if it wasn't important."

"Fine. I'll meet you there. I'm gonna get him back by making a head joke at his expense."

"Ten bucks says Timmy'll beat you to it if he's there. Anyways,i'll call Danny and be right there."

The two teen girls hung up and Morgan slowly climbed down her bed's ladder.

"Are you really gonna go Morgan?" Seneca asked her Siren friend.

"Yeah,i might as well. If i'm lucky it won't take long. I'll be back soon Sis." Morgan responded,creating a portal and jumping inside.