Chapter 1- Even Legends Need Vacations

Disclaimer: Hagh… Every time I do this I can feel my soul hurt. No. I do not own Pokemon or any other franchise that I decide to use for this fic. I make exactly $0 off of this. On that note. If you paid money to read this, then you deserve to be ripped off.

The Pokemon world! A world populated with the most amazing creatures imaginable. Populating the land, the sea and the air. Where ever you may find yourself chances are Pokemon will be there too. There are unlimited possibilities in this world as our hero Ash Ketchum knows very well. However his next travel companion through Unova is the one that truly engrains this into him.

Deck of the S.S. Lumineon

It is a quiet day today as the Wingulls catch the winds and various water Pokemon swim alongside the ship. The waves were calm and the sun was perfect for tanning. Which is exactly what our heroine is doing.

A black-haired fair-skinned beauty in a black bikini with yellow strings was laying down on a beach chair enjoying the calm seas. She had a body that looked like it had been sculpted by Arceus himself. Her slim body may not be as over sexed as those stereotypical anime girls, but that doesn't mean she did not have curves in the right places. Then for the perverts out there, C.

"Ahh… this is the life. Tanning on a pleasure cruise to Unova." The woman said as she stretched her limbs. Her voice seemed to be a deep contrast to her body, almost wild in tone. "I so… needed this vacation."

Now then, you may be wondering who this enchanting and mysterious woman is. Sadly that means I have to do my first flashback.

Hall of Origin, One Week Ago

"Daughter please see reason. You cannot just get up and leave your post." The great god Arceus tried to reason on his throne. Across from him was a rather large and terrifying black Rayquaza that seemed to ripple power of her body.

"Bullshit. I know for a fact that other legendries do in fact get to take vacations. Sometime for years at a time!" the Rayquaza roared back.

"But your job…"

"Can be handled by my servants. If there is something truly cataclysmic then I will deal with it." She had done her research. There was a sooner chance of that recluse Giritina leaving the Reverse world than she giving up.

"Sigh…" Arceus knew he wasn't going to win this fight. So he figured he may as well have some… fun at his daughter's expense. "Very well. Take as much time as you need."

The black dragon celebrated in response of her victory and even started dancing. "Yahoo!"

"Though if I may?" Arceus interrupted.

"What?" the dragon growled.

"Temper, temper, my impatient child I was only going to suggest a place to go. I hear Unova is perfect this time of year and its culture would suit your tastes perfectly." 'Not to mention a certain chosen one was going to be taking a certain cruise there too.' He added in his head.

FLASHBACK END!

A skip and a hop away she scored tickets from Hoenn to Unova. Her only real complaint is that they had to stop in Kanto but what did it hurt.

She closed her eyes in relaxation again as she enjoyed the warmth of the mid afternoon sun. Well at least she did, for all of ten seconds before she heard a young man's voice cry out in alarm.

"NO PIKACHU STOP!"

She felt a small weight land on her stomach before she felt a large amount of something salty and acidic splat her face. She opened her eyes to see a Pikachu covered in ketchup and a generous amount of said ketchup on her too.

Then mystically a bottle of open black pepper fell on the Pikachu's head. The yellow mouse's face contorted as the pepper agitated his nose "Pi-Pi"

"OH-NO! DON'T YOU DARE!" she screamed as she realized what was about to happen.

"PIKACHU!"

Some say they could see that thunderbolt straight to Sinnoh, Others say that the legendary bird Zapdos was seen sulking that day. Arceus however, would say for years to come that it was the fifth funniest thing he had ever seen.

"Not again…" Ash moaned as he got close to the smoking remains of the damage. He saw that the ketchup managed to get cooked onto the two of them from the electric attack. He getting was rather tired of this routine…

Pikachu dizzily got off the woman before collapsing in the smoke of charred ketchup. "Pika-pichu…"

"Are you ok?" he asked the mystery woman. She then opened her fierce red eyes and nearly glared the soul out of him.

"You cheeky little bas-" she started before she was interrupted by the ship's intercom.

"Attention passengers we have now arrived at the port of Nuvema Town. If this is your stop please be ready for check-out."

"Oh what-do-you-know? That is my stop. It was nice meeting you. Bye!" said Ash quickly before he bolted away from the angry woman.

Her jaw dropped from the sheer absurdity of the nerve of the boy. She then grit her teeth and immediately started bolted toward her room to pack. "Screw getting off at Castelia City! That boy is going to pay!"

2 Hours Later…

The woman with scorched ketchup still in her hair was searching frantically for the raven haired trainer. She was quickly starting to lose hope sadly.

"Where the hell is that little bast-" she growled before she saw a large blue lighting strike from a dark swirling cloud.

"Brother Zekrom? What the heck got his scales in a twist?" She decided to go and investigate the ruckus. Cheating a little she used Extremespeed to rush to the site.

"It's the bastard!" she exclaimed as she realized the person inside the crater. A small Jeep then pulled up extremely fast.

A woman with long orange hair curled up in a bun jumped out in a lab coat "I saw the storm from here what happened?"

"I don't know, I found him like this when I after I saw the explosion." She replied to the human.

"Could you help me load him and his Pokemon into my car? They need attention as soon as possible and I have the necessary facilities at my lab."

"Uhh, sure…" she replied a little confused as she helped load the two into the car. "Quick question. Do you have a shower I could borrow? I had an incident with this Pikachu and a spilt ketchup bottle."

The professor gave a quick smile and nodded her head offering the seat next to her.

Another 2 hours later…

Lots of time skips there…

Kaelus. Leave now. Last thing I need is for you to interrupt the story and breaking the pace. Again.

In less than 1200 words you have had several time skips and a flashback.

Well sorry that I need to set up the background for the story and that Ash is both scared of women and a living lightning rod.

He is damned wimp then. Who is scared of a girl?

Do you WANT me to call your wife?

Uh… I gotta go.

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Hagh… Sorry about that. He may do that from time to time so I apologize in advance. Where were we? Oh yeah.

"Ugh…"Ash moaned as he woke up. "I feel like my Tauros stampeded over me…" Ash slowly propped himself up. He looked around to see Pikachu sleeping soundly in the small bed next to him.

"I see you have finally woken up sleepy head." He heard a familiar voice from the doorway.

"Do I know you?" Ash asked recognizing the voice but not the admittedly beautiful face.

She grinned menacingly and glared lightly. "Oh so you can't recognize me unless you spill ketchup all over me and then serve me well done." Ash felt like a Caterpie stared down by a Houndoom.

"You are the woman who… I am so sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen! And have no clue where the pepper came from." Ash quickly got up and begged for forgiveness from the scary woman.

She smiled in amusement from the boy's actions before letting a quick laugh escape her lips. "Hmph I understand but you do owe me for the bill I had to foot from the Pikachu taking out a part of the ship's deck."

"Again?" Ash face palmed from the news.

"Huh?"

"Let's just say this is not the first time Pikachu has fried something expensive." he sighed. He then his then waking Pikachu and gave him a scratch around the ears. "My name is Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town. What's yours?"

"My name? I am Rayna Quaza but you can just call me Ray."

AN: Hagh… After months if silence I rise again. Sort of. It has been a rough few months and this thought popped up in my head for some reason. I was too lazy to make a new region yet I wanted Ash to have some experience. Unova clicked for some reason. This will be a Rayquaza x Ash fic. Expect the romance to be very slow, a few fluffy moments here and there. Quick question however should I add Iris? I plan in adding Cilan of course. I will leave it to whatever reviewers feel the need to ask. Feel free to ask anything else. Review, fav, etc… Have a nice week.