Hello people! Flaversei here with another story!

This one will be Luffy x SHP

no romance. Just nakamaship :)

Luffy might be a little OOC, sorry, blame the alcohol!

Enjoy!

Charmed by the Captain.

Disclaimer.

© Eiichiro Oda

-x-

Monkey D. Luffy. The captain of the Straw Hat Pirates and one of the infamous Eleven Supernovas. With the most wanted man in the world as his father and the Marine's hero as his grandfather, he had gained a reputation for himself enough to bring chaos to the Marine HQ itself when he charged straight into their territories just to save his brother.

We're talking about the idiotic, fun-loving, childish rubber-man with a grin on his face almost all the time. The infamous 'pirate captain' who has no idea how to navigate. That idiot who always cause trouble wherever he is. He who appears to have little or no romantic interest at all, having nonchalantly refused the proposal made to him by Boa Hancock — who is said to be the most beautiful woman in the world — without a second thought.

Anyway, the Straw Hat crew claimed to have fully understood their captain. But well, apparently they haven't witnessed everything.

They didn't know what would happen when Luffy got drunk.

At least, not yet.

-x-

The sun had set. The Thousand Sunny was docked nearby while the crew was leisurely enjoying their time on the beach. They had arrived on this small uninhabited island early this morning and had spent the day exploring it.

Luffy played with the water, showing no sign of fatigue. Sanji was clearing the mess from their barbeque after the captain had magically stopped asking for food. Usopp and Chopper sat around the bonfire, exchanging stories. Robin read her book while Brook accompanied her with the sweet sound of his violin. Franky was in Sunny to check for any damage. Nami was back in her room, drawing maps. Zoro was taking a nap below a palm tree, enjoying the breeze.

It was around 9 PM when 'a certain incident' happened. One that the crew wouldn't be able to forget. Ever.

-x-

Luffy ran around the beach, happily soaking his feet in the water. Seawater wouldn't weaken him as long as he didn't go too far anyway.

Being his usual careless self, he walked further into the sea, slowly, step by step, curious as to when would the seawater affect him.

Sanji, however, noticed that Luffy had gone too far as the water level had almost reached his knee. He clicked his tongue, a tad bit pissed.

"Hey, Luffy! Come back here!"

When Luffy turned around, he slipped on a seaweed and fell magnificently. Though it was very, very shallow, he still trashed about in the water, shouting, "Help, Sanji! I'm drowning! Help!"

Sanji heaved a sigh. Same old, same old.

Luffy coughed and complained about the seawater's saltiness as Sanji dragged him out of the water.

"So salty… My throat hurts… Sanji… Water…"

Sanji sighed at the sight and pointed at the docked Sunny, saying, "Get it yourself in the galley. It's your own fault anyway."

"Boo. Stingy."

Luffy pouted and walked towards the pointed direction. He stretched his hand to get up into Sunny and walked onto the galley.

Uh-oh. Sanji shouldn't have done that.

-x-

Luffy was disappointed to find out that the fridge was locked. Now he wouldn't be able to drink some cold water. Plus some meat.

He looked around the galley. Coffee wasn't an option. He disliked bitter things.

That was when his eyes stumbled upon a bottle of red liquor in the corner.

"Woah! Apple juice?"

That was, actually, Zoro's wine.
The rare wine that he bought on the last island they visited. 'Extremely addictive', they had said.

Without a second thought, Luffy corked it up and drank it all, enjoying the bittersweet taste of this "Apple Juice".

Heck, apple juice wasn't even 'red' to begin with. 'Apples are red, so Apple juice is red.' Luffy-logic.

Luffy finished it and let out a satisfied sigh. He put the bottle back to its place and sat in the chair. He did feel a little bit dizzy and his vision was a little blurred, but that juice was delicious so it was fine. His eyes felt heavy and all he wanted was sleep, but it was still 9 PM and Luffy was never the type to sleep early. So he got up and walked outside, where he stumbled upon Nami who was walking to the lawn deck.

-x-

Nami was the first.

She had never ever considered the possibility of Luffy getting drunk. It was simply impossible. He had always avoided sake, beer, and alcohol in general, and Nami knew Luffy disliked bitter things.

She never expected to see anything like this.

She had just finished her map and was walking on the lawn deck when she spotted Luffy walking out from the galley. Towards her. Something looked a little bit different about him — Ah, not really, but Nami just felt that something was amiss.

Instead of being cheerful and noisy, Luffy looked serious, and that was weird. So Nami stood and waited.

"Yo, Nami."

Luffy greeted her with a smile. Not that wide Luffy-smile, but a little sweet smile. His voice wasn't cheerful and high-pitched like the usual Luffy. This one was lower and deeper. His serious-voice.

Luffy walked closer, stood beside her and leaned on the rail, arms supporting his body.

"What were you doing?" He asked, still with the same smile and voice. His drowsy eyes were full of concern and honesty, and they were locked straight onto hers.

"Just finished my maps. You?"

"Nothing. Saw you here so I thought I might as well spend some time with my beautiful navigator."

There was no sign of doubt in his words and Nami found herself speechless. Damn. She wasn't the type of girl who would blush at sweet words, but those words just now somehow managed to create a little crack in the walls.

It was Luffy's. He never ever complimented her looks — not like this, at least. Not with that dead-serious voice and alluring smile. Damn.

"Ah, I see." were the only words she managed to say.

There was silence for a moment. Somehow Nami couldn't bring herself to look into Luffy's eyes, so she averted her gaze to the ocean, while Luffy still had his gaze locked on her.

"Nami, aren't you cold?" Luffy stared at her outfit — which only consisted of blue jeans and orange bikini top.

"What? I'm used to this," She really didn't mind her looks. Luffy also didn't mind it usually. So why complain about it now?

"That's not good," Luffy shook his head. He sighed and took off his red vest.

"Wait— W-What?"

Nami didn't understand. She couldn't understand. First, Luffy claimed her to be 'his beautiful navigator', then complained about her lack of clothing and then for whatever reasons Luffy took off his red vest and wrapped it around her with a concerned look on his face.

"You'll catch a cold and I don't want that to happen."

Above all, Nami couldn't understand herself. Her face heated up and clearly, her heart was beating faster than usual. She shouldn't feel like this. No man ever managed to trigger this reaction in her.

Luffy raised his hand and patted Nami's head gently. Still with the same concerned looks and that sweet smile on his face, he said, "You're my precious navigator. A woman. A really beautiful one. A woman shouldn't expose too much of her skin."

Nami couldn't say anything. She didn't even react. Hearing those things from Luffy's mouth just felt… Different. He was always honest, and those words just managed to strike straight to her heart. She turned her face just to meet his eyes, and suddenly a warm feeling raised from her chest to her cheeks, turning it slightly red.

Luffy put his hands on her cheeks and touched her forehead with his. Their faces were only several centimeters away.

"What's wrong? Your face is red. Did you really catch a cold?"

Nami couldn't even breathe.

His deep, serious voice was so full of concern and honesty. Luffy's action was so sweet that she couldn't take this anymore.

Nami grabbed his hands and put it down. Reluctantly she also took off his red vest and gave it back to him. "I'm… Okay. I think I'm just tired…"

Nami rushed back to her room, leaving behind a slightly confused 'drunk-Luffy'. Not that she wasn't glad about it. She was so happy, so delighted by her captain's attitude, but she just couldn't stay. If she did then she might seriously fall for Luffy. That was not good.

Damn it Luffy. Who taught you to act so sweet towards a girl like that?!

She reminded herself to ask Sanji about this later. Definitely.

None of them expected Franky to be watching them from the crow's nest.

Franky was simply dumbfounded. Never expected Luffy to be that kind of guy.

-x-

Luffy was puzzled by Nami's reaction. It was cold outside so he was just trying to help. Well, he did feel a little bit dizzy, but he was sure he didn't do anything that would offend her. Perhaps he should apologize later.

As he walked around the deck, he spotted Robin reading a book on the beach with Brook playing his violin beside her.

-x-

Robin was the second. Brook witnessed it all.

Robin, unlike Nami, did consider the possibility of Luffy getting drunk, although she never really expected it since the possibility was really small. At the very least, she never expected Luffy's change in attitude.

She didn't expect something like this as well.

Robin looked up from her book when he saw the Captain walking toward her.

"Oh, Luffy. I thought you were already asleep."

"Not sleepy yet." were Luffy's answer as he sat down right next to Robin.

Robin smiled and closed her book. She had expected the Captain to be noisy, asking her to play or something like that. It was unusual to see Luffy being obedient and quietly sat down just like that, especially when he looked so solemn with that deep voice and a slight sweet smile. Robin immediately realized that something was off.

"Do you want me to read a bedtime story for you?" Robin chuckled at the idea.

Every time she tried to read a bedtime story for Luffy, he insisted on staying awake until the end, only to be asleep few seconds later.

Luffy also chuckled at the idea, realizing his own habit of falling asleep. "Nope. I'll pass."

There was silence for a moment, except for the sound of Brook's violin.

Just like with Nami, Luffy locked his gaze on Robin. Although Robin didn't mind at all, she didn't meet his eyes. She gazed upon the landscape in front of her — the starry night sky and the calm sea. All in a shade of black and dark blue.

"You're just like the starry night sky, Robin."

She didn't see that coming.

Luffy looked at her the same way he looked at Nami before. The same expression, same smile, same voice, same fondness, same sweetness.

"Am I, captain?"

She couldn't stop the smile making its way to her face.

"Yeah. So beautiful. The sky is dark at night, but with all the stars, it becomes brighter and prettier. Like you. You're somewhat mysterious, but you have so many bright things that make you shine beautifully like the night sky."

Luffy's smile widened and his expression became softer.

Robin felt a warm feeling in her chest. Those words alone were enough to warm her up from the cold breeze. It was so honest and so warm. Especially when those words came from Luffy. His words always managed to strike straight into a person's heart. This time it touched her more than it should.

She smiled an honest, happy smile.

"That's so sweet, Luffy." She turned her face to look at Luffy and smiled.

And suddenly, Luffy moved closer and stick his face closer to Robin's. His eyes locked straight on hers. Robin was a bit shocked, but she couldn't avert her gaze from his eyes.

"And you know? Your eyes are like the deep blue sea. I never knew what you were thinking, and those eyes seem like it could suck me in if I stare for too long. It's beautiful and I like it."

Again, she felt warm. Those words wrapped her up in a warm sensation that she couldn't resist. Luffy really knew his way towards someone's heart, didn't he?

But by now, Robin already knew the reason why she felt something was amiss.

Luffy was so close to her, and Robin could literally feel his breaths. She could smell the sweet smell of wine. Zoro's wine.

Luffy was drunk. He was never drunk. That explained why Robin had never seen this side of Luffy until now.

She chuckled in amusement. Whether he was drunk or not, Robin was happy nevertheless. She might just tell Luffy to sleep, but that was not fun. She had never seen this Luffy, and she needed to know more.

"Why thank you, Captain. I'm really pleased."

She gently pushed Luffy, creating the distance between them. She would like to hear more from her captain, but she thought that the others should know about this too.

"Looks like Usopp and Chopper are having fun there. Why don't you join them too, Luffy?" She smiled as she pointed at the bonfire with Usopp and Chopper around it. Sanji was walking toward them too.

Luffy looked at the pointed direction and his smile widened.

"You're right. I should check on them too."

He got up and sloppily walked toward them, but before that, he looked back at Robin and smiled gently, saying "Good night, Robin." He also looked at Brook who stood beside them and said, "Good night, Brook."

Brook who was silently watching them all this time finally spoke out, saying, "I didn't know that our Captain could be so romantic. Yohohohoho!"

"Me neither." Robin giggled and then turned to look at the sleeping swordsman near them. She knew he was awake the whole time.

Zoro knew, didn't he?

-x-

Luffy was really sleepy now. His head hurt but he still refused to sleep. Usopp and Chopper might be able to entertain him to keep him awake. Oh, Sanji was also there. He might ask for food later.

He also wanted to complain why the sweet Apple juice that he drank could make him feel dizzy and drowsy like this.

-x-

"…And that was when I ruled the world!" Usopp finished his story with a proud look on his face.

Chopper's eyes glittered in awe. "Awesome! So in your past life, you were a king, Usopp?! Awesomeee!"

Luffy came and sat beside Chopper, giggled a bit at Usopp's story. Sanji also came and punched Usopp's head lightly with his hand. "There's no way you could remember your past life, Usopp."

"Ouch. Sanji, don't you remember?! You were my personal knight!" Usopp continued, didn't want Chopper to doubt his story.

"Woah! Is that right, Sanji?" Chopper looked at Sanji with hopeful eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Sanji lighted up his cigarette and sat beside Luffy.

"Oh, Luffy. Did you find the water?"

Luffy nodded and smiled. "Yeah. Found Apple juice."

Sanji raised his eyebrow at the statement. Was there an Apple juice in the galley? He didn't remember making anything like that.

When Sanji couldn't remember anything about this 'Apple juice' and was about to ask Luffy about it,

thud.

Luffy deliberately leaned toward Sanji and rested his head on his shoulder. Sanji froze. His cigarette fell from his mouth. Usopp and Chopper also shifted their attention to Luffy.

"The hell, Luffy? Get off of me." Sanji was clearly annoyed by this. He wanted to kick his captain, but simply couldn't do it without a proper reason. Perhaps Luffy was tired, and Sanji could at least tolerate that.

"Mmm. Sanji." Luffy moved closer to Sanji, positioning his head in a more comfortable position in Sanji's broad shoulder. His drowsy eyes were slightly open and his lips formed a satisfied smile.

"Do you know that you would be a perfect wife? If you were a girl I will surely marry you."

His voice was full of sincerity as if he would surely do that. Sanji's face turned almost as red as tomato — not sure if he was angry or simply embarrassed. He opened his mouth, but no retort came out.

"Pfftt!" Usopp and Chopper bit their own lips in a futile attempt not to laugh.

"I wonder why you haven't found yourself a girlfriend? Your dishes are the best. I can't imagine us sailing without you."

Sanji stayed still. He got this irresistible urge to punch his captain right now, yet he couldn't bring himself to react. Usopp and Chopper didn't even try to hold back now. They were laughing hard. Real hard. And that just made Sanji's face turn red several shades darker — Oh, perhaps Kamabakka Island still had some impact on him.

From the corner of his eyes, Sanji could see Robin looking at them and giggling. Thankfully that sent him back to his senses.

"Damn it. Shitty captain. Get off of me. Now."

He finally could find the strength to react and pushed Luffy away from his shoulder. Luffy pouted in disappointment before sitting back in his place.

Sanji quickly stood up before Luffy could pull out another stupid trick like that. Whatever tricks that was, for a moment he — the Black Leg Sanji who worshipped women more than anything — was flustered. Curse it all. He must've been tired. That's all.

"Listen, Luffy. I won't give you more meat even if you say t-things like that. Y-You hear me?!" He walked off grumpily, muttering several curses under his breath.

"See, Chopper? That's called a tsundere!" exclaimed Usopp between his laugh.

"Ohh! Sanji is a tsundere!" Chopper replied, still laughing hard.

"I'M NOT, YOU BASTARDS!" Sanji shouted, face still red from the embarrassment. He grumpily rushed back to Sunny.

Oh well.

-x-

Luffy didn't understand what made Sanji so angry like that. Well, he suddenly felt so sleepy so he leaned towards him. Perhaps Sanji didn't like it? Hmm. He might've had to apologize later.

Usopp and Chopper were still laughing. Luffy didn't quite get it though. What was so funny? Sanji said he wouldn't give him more meat. Was that funny?

He was too sleepy to think properly. His vision was kinda blurry that he couldn't really recognize his surroundings.

-x-

"Nice one, Luffy!" Usopp patted Luffy's back, still laughing.

He knew Luffy was always straightforward so that 'incident' just now was probably Luffy's attempt to get more meat from Sanji. At least that was what Usopp thought.

He, plus Chopper, never considered the probability of Luffy getting drunk. He was too childish to drink anything like sake, beer, rum, or even wine.

So they considered this as Luffy's new prank.

Luffy didn't laugh. He just smiled fondly at them. Somehow his drowsiness was becoming so intolerable that it was so hard just to keep his eyes open. Luffy leaned forward and rested his head in Usopp's lap.

Usopp was shocked at first, but he didn't complain. It was the usual things. Maybe Luffy was really tired. He stretched his legs to make it more comfortable for Luffy and giggled as his captain looked like he was trying his best to keep his eyes open.

Chopper came closer and poked Luffy's cheeks several times. It wasn't even midnight yet and Luffy was already sleepy? That was unusual alright.

"Looks like he's really tired."

But the drunk-Luffy wasn't asleep. Yet.

"Am… Not… Tired." He mumbled, finally able to keep his eyes open and stared at Usopp and Chopper. Although he said that, he didn't make any effort to get up. Instead, he stayed still in Usopp's lap.

Luffy grabbed Chopper and pulled him closer, hugging him tightly as he hummed pleasantly.

"Chopper, you're so fluffy and warm. I want to hold you all day long."

Luffy whispered so close to Chopper's ears that he literally could feel his breath on his fur. Luffy wrapped his hands around Chopper, making it impossible for Chopper to escape.

Chopper didn't even try to escape. He snuggled closer to Luffy, enjoying the warmth and smiled delightfully. Usopp just giggled at the sight on his lap.

As if in turns, Luffy looked up to meet Usopp's eyes. Usopp responded with a grin, not looking annoyed at all.

"And Usopp is so funny. Your stories always made my day and I really like it."

Warmth. That was the feeling Usopp got when hearing those words. Of course, it was the usual things. Luffy always praised his stories in whatever occasion. But when he said it so seriously, so honestly like that, it triggered a different reaction.

He grinned widely, pointing his thumb and smiled proudly, saying, "Of course! I am the great God Ussop after all!"

Luffy's deep, alluring voice was really something, eh?

Time passed as the three of them cuddled together. Luffy still hugging Chopper who snuggled closer to him, and Usopp constantly poked the two of them that have taken the freedom of his legs.

Luffy wasn't as noisy as usual. Sometimes he suddenly blurted out sweet things that warmed up their heart. And it felt good, really.

-x-

Zoro, who had been pretending to be asleep the whole time finally decided to open his eyes. He knew. He knew everything that had happened.

He knew something happened between Luffy and Nami on the deck, and that Franky was watching them from the crow's nest. He witnessed everything between Luffy and Robin. He saw that ridiculous accident with Sanji and sincerely enjoyed the cook's flustered face. He saw the three cuddling together by the bonfire.

He heard the change in Luffy's voice; He noticed the differences in his actions; He realized the different choice of words; He knew something was amiss.

And he had seen this Luffy before.

Only once, but it was enough.

-x-

From the corner of his eyes, Luffy saw Zoro getting up from his napping spot and walking toward him with an amused grin on his face, eyes locked on him. He lazily got up, sitting up properly and releasing Chopper from his hug.

Zoro walked closer to Luffy. He already had something in mind, but he had to prove it.

By now, everyone was watching them. Franky, Nami and Sanji were watching from the deck, curious about Luffy's change in attitude. Robin and Brook watched quietly with an amused look, as they knew the swordsman must've known about this. Usopp and Chopper just watched, didn't feel anything weird in particular.

Then it happened.

Zoro knelt down, his eyes directly locked onto Luffy's eyes, an amused grin still on his face.

"What did you drink, Luffy?"

Luffy blinked his eyes sleepily. "Apple Juice."

Zoro raised an eyebrow in question, then let out a long, disappointed sigh and groaned.

Suddenly, without saying anything, he held up the captain's chin gently, and…

Zoro. Kissed. Luffy.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

-x-

Luffy wasn't sure how to react. His head hurt and he was sleepy. When Zoro walked over, grinning amusedly, he thought that Zoro might've had something important to say. Turned out he just asked what did he drink, then suddenly pressed his lips against his.

Why?

What was that for?

-x-

Zoro then pulled back, licking his own lips, somehow smiling delightfully looking satisfied.

"Sweet."

Luffy gave in to his drowsiness; letting himself fall into Zoro's arms, immediately falling asleep.

Oh, well…

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR, YOU SHITTY MARIMO?!" Sanji shouted, somewhat irritated.

"ZORO! I didn't know you were into that!" Nami covered his mouth with both hands, clearly shocked.

"W-Wha-?! Tha-That wasn't super!" Franky stuttered, eyes widening in surprise.

"Zoro! Why?!" was the cried of both Chopper and Usopp, utterly shocked.

Zoro looked around, confused by the crew's reaction. Only a moment later did he realize what he just did.

Oh fuck.

"S-Shut up, you guys!" Zoro shouted, annoyed. He actually didn't mean anything by kissing Luffy, really.

He carried the sleeping Luffy on his back, quietly bringing him back to the ship, followed by seven menacing glares from the crew.

-x-

As Zoro put Luffy's sleeping body on the lawn deck, seven pairs of eyes were locked dead-straight on him, asking for an explanation.

He awkwardly rubbed his neck, looking somewhat troubled.

"Fine, fine. I'll explain."

Zoro let out a long sigh and said, "He's drunk, okay?"

Some eyes widened, surprised by the statement.

But Usopp crossed his hands, not looking satisfied enough. "That didn't explain why you had to kiss him."

Zoro groaned, not appreciating the topic. He couldn't even bring himself to look at the sniper's eyes. "I didn't mean to k-kiss him, okay?! Well, I had to make sure he was really drunk! He tasted like my wine. So he must've drunk it."

Sanji winced at the statement. The shitty marimo bastard just stated out how their captain tasted. That was so, so wrong.

"You could've just asked him!"

"I did!"

"Then why?!" Sanji asked, both confused and irritated.

Zoro averted his gaze, groaned grumpily.

"That was the best wine I could get, and he fuckin' drank the last bottle of it! Figured out I could still taste it in his mouth."

Yeah, right. Zoro-logic.

In all honesty, that was the only reason Zoro did that. He didn't want to kiss his captain. Hell no. But that wine was really, really good. He couldn't help himself from not tasting it after smelling it on Luffy's breath.

Most of them facepalmed and sighed.

"Shitty brainless marimo." Sanji lighted up his cigarette, keeping a straight face despite all that happened. Oh, he shouldn't be surprised. It was this idiot after all.

"Ugh. I don't even care anymore. It's just impossible trying to understand these idiots!" Nami sighed heavily. Although the sight of Zoro kissing Luffy was kinda annoying to her, she somehow knew the swordsman also didn't mean it. Plus, she was still in a bright mood thanks to Luffy from before.

Franky mumbled something that Zoro couldn't hear. It was something about not super or something like that; Brook stood beside him, laughing all the while.

Usopp whispered something to Chopper, which he listened to seriously. Obviously, Usopp was making the misunderstanding worse by planting strange ideas into Chopper's innocent head.

Robin was smiling, amused by all the commotion. She was a bit surprised when Zoro kissed Luffy earlier, but she immediately giggled after that, as if she might've had expected that to happen.

She cleared her throat to catch everyone's attention then looked at the annoyed Zoro, "Well, has this ever happened before?"

That question perked up everyone's attention. Clearly, none of them had witnessed a drunk Luffy before.

Zoro eyed the crewmembers, noticing their expectant looks. Then he turned to look at their captain who was lying asleep on the lawn deck. His eyes narrowed as a certain memory passed through his mind.

"Uhh… Once." He nodded.

Seeing that everyone was quiet, Robin waved her hand, asking Zoro to continue.

"A long time ago, when it was still just the two of us. He went exploring, and… Uhh… When he came back, he brought along a bunch of women…"

Zoro stopped when he saw Sanji tensed and a smirk made its way to his face when he continued, "And I mean a bunch of sexy, beautiful, gorgeous women who flirt with him and tried to seduce him." Sanji's face was pale with shock as he glared at the sleeping captain.

"Oh, there were also some men... Odd-looking men, maybe okamas? I dunno. Either way, he was surrounded by those people who..." Zoro winced, "...praised him like he's a god or something."

Zoro let out a sigh at the crew's surprised looks before continuing, "Apparently he had drunk several glasses of beer... or was it wine? Anyway, it just happened." He groaned. It wasn't a pleasant experience alright. "The women all fell for him, that idiot. It was really hard to make them let him go. Some shouted things like 'prince charming' and gave him weird nicknames."

"So I…" Zoro opened his mouth, only to close it again and sighed, a fond smile on his face — that made the crew questioned what happened — "That's all. Perhaps alcohol triggers his mature personality or something like that. You couldn't expect any common sense from this guy."

Nami remembered how sweet Luffy was when he was drunk. He didn't do anything big or special, nor did he use a romantic pick-up line or anything like that. He — his voice, his expressions, his gesture, his words, his actions, his smile, his gaze, everything — was simply alluring. She had to admit that.

Robin pondered about the warmth she got just by hearing Luffy's words before. Seriously, if their captain kept acting like that, he might've had his own fan club with dozens of women obsessed over him. She chuckled at the thought.

Zoro scratched the back of his head, looking annoyed and amused at the same time.

"Really, this idiot here could get himself a whole lot followers and fans just by being drunk. Glad that this is an uninhabited island, or else he'll be surrounded by women now."

That comment got them smiling, giggling at the possibility. They knew Zoro wasn't lying. Luffy always had his own charm. Hell, all of them had experienced firsthand how it feels to be charmed by the captain.

-x-

All members of the Straw Hat silently vowed to never let Luffy get drunk — not in public, at least.

The thought of their charming captain being surrounded by strangers simply irked them. They didn't like it. Just imagining it already made them felt uncomfortable. Jealousy, perhaps?

Whatever it is, they knew that Luffy belongs to them. And they'd gladly declare that they are his. Nobody could change that fact.

They're the Straw Hat family.

Mess with one of them and you'll get your ass kicked. Don't even expect to see the sun anymore when you've angered them. Don't even try to hurt their captain. Just don't.

After this incident, the Straw Hats always tried their best to keep their captain away from alcohol.

But well… From time to time, they would 'accidentally' mix his food with some alcohol.

Uhh, y'know, for the fun.

-x-

...and they live happily ever after. The end.

Yeah, as I said, there's no romance, just nakamaship.

As for that kiss, uhh.. forgive me, I just can't resist! xD

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Thank you for reading!

-FVsei-