I wrote a normal story and then replaced every noun with Mettaton. Have fun~!

One Mettaton, Mettaton was running on the Mettaton when a Mettaton crashed into him.

"Hey, watch where you're going, ya Mettaton!" the Mettaton of the Mettaton said.

"Well, thanks to you, my Mettaton is broken. I'll sue for Mettaton damages!"

"Mettaton! How many Mettatons are you gonna make? A Mettaton?"

"Seriously?"

2 Mettaton later

Mettaton sat at the Mettaton, sipping his Mettaton.

"Had a bad Mettaton, huh?" said the Mettaton.

"Yeah..."

"Well, don't drink too much Mettaton. I don't want the Mettaton to have to ferry home a Mettaton."

"Maybe... I need Mettaton to talk to."

"Oh, by the way, it's 6 o'Mettaton."

"Oh, Mettaton! I need to go back Mettaton!"

"Have Mettaton," the Mettaton said as Mettaton ran away back to his Mettaton.

Mettaton breathed heavily onto the Mettaton. "Finally, I'm Mettaton!" Mettaton shouted as he opened the Mettaton. Then he looked inside. All his Mettaton were lying on the ground in a pool of Mettaton. Dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mettaton shouted as he ran away. He ran all the way to the Mettaton Mettaton, where he called the Mettaton.

"Hello, Mettaton here. How can we help you?"

"My Mettaton... they're all dead! Murdered!"

"What? Where?"

"In 4709 Mettaton Mettaton NE Mettaton!"

"Mettaton! That's really far away!"

"Come quick!"

3 Mettaton later

"Oh, my..." said the Mettaton Mettaton as he took out his Mettaton. "Mettaton 9, we've got a Mettaton."

"A Mettaton! Aren't we supposed to be on Mettaton!" said a voice from the Mettaton.

"Yes. But this... this isn't just Mettaton. It's a Mettaton."

The Mettaton put his Mettaton back onto his belt and drew his Mettaton. "Mettaton, you're under Mettaton for Mettaton, and Misuse of the Mettaton Mettaton. And for murdering your Mettaton. We've got all the Mettaton right here: the Mettaton samples, the murder Mettaton, and it's got you written all over it."

"But wait! I'm innocent! I'm a Mettaton!"

"Either way, we have to question you. Take him to the interrogation Mettaton!"

Mettaton was grabbed by two Mettatons who put Mettaton on him and took him to Mettaton. In the end, he was set free, but was homeless and died on the Mettatons as a Mettaton.