"Howdy! I haven't seen you around before. You must be new to the Underground!" Flowey smiled.

"Oh, I beg to differ ;)" Aaron said.

Flowey sighed. "Go away."

2 minutes later

"Howdy! I haven't-"

"F-Flowey-kun? I- are you looking up my emergency exits? Baka!" Tsunderplane said.

"LEAVE. NOW."

1 minute later

"Howdy! I haven't seen you around before. You must be new to the Underground!"

"hOI! im temmie!"

"BACK, DEMON! BACK!"

3 minutes later

"Howdy! I haven't seen you around before. You must be-"

"..." Shyren said.

"new to..."

"..."

"the..."

"..."

"Underground...?"

"..."

"What are you doing here?

"..."

2 minutes later

"Howdy! I haven't- wait what?"

"Oh, howdy, me! I've come from an alternate universe!"

"Wait... does this mean that if we talk, it'll create a time paradox?"

"Yup!"

"Let's do it."

More minutes later

"Howdy! I haven't- oh for the love of-"

"H-hey... I got Season 11 of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie... wanna watch it?" Alphys stuttered.

"NO!"

*Flowey ran away

Even more minutes later

Flowey sighed. "When will the gosh darned human come? They've come here a while back in past timelines, so where are they this time?"

"Oh, right! They're not coming!" a voice said.

"Who are you?"

"I'm a Dog."

Flowey turned and saw a small, annoying, white dog.

"Why are they not coming?"

"Because I wanted to frustrate you!"

"I will tear you into bloody pieces."

THE END