So this was written for a contest of a friend (Plume-now). The theme was "SMS conversation". So there it is, my li'l contribution.

I hope you'll enjoy. :)

Jason Todd - to "Tim Drake (Replacement)"

Timmy I need help.

- Tim Drake to "Jason Peter Todd"

Oh God, what did you do this time ?

If you killed someone I'm out.

JT-

I didn't kill anyone.

-TD

For once.

JT-

And if I did, I wouldn't ask for your help.

I'd ask for Alfred's.

-TD

Why Alfred ?

JT-

He must have hidden loads of bodies in his youth.

You know, with all that secret agent thing he had going on.

-TD

Yeah, sure, whatever.

What do you need my help for ?

JT-

Ok so remember how human beings have birthdays ?

Well

Tomorrow is Damian's.

-TD

…

Damian isn't a human being

He's a demon

from hell

JT-

True.

But srl we have to find him something.

-TD

Any ideas ?

JT-

Yes.

But it doesn't fit on my motorcycle.

-TD

I don't have a car licence, Jason.

JT-

But you have a Batmobile licence.

-TD

No

No way

JT-

Tim please

Tim answer me pls

-TD

I'm not coming to get you with the Batmobile.

JT-

You would have accepted if I'd said I was being beaten up by the Joker

-TD

I would have sent Batman.

JT-

Come ooooooon Timmy !

I'm just at Toys R' Us

It's like 5 blocks away from u

-TD

What are you doing at Toys R' Us ?

Oh my God what are you getting Damian ?

JT-

Nothing

Well

Actually

You remember those f*cking huge teddy bears ?

-TD

…

Jason

No

JT-

Jason yes

-TD

Oh my God

JT-

So no Batmobile ?

-TD

I'm calling u a taxi.

Or maybe a helicopter.

JT-

Tim no

-TD

Tim yes

JT-

Pls help

This thing is f*cking huge

It was a bad idea

I'm in the middle of the sidewalk with that thing

It was the worst idea ever

Dick isn't answering his phone I think he's out of this universe

again

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

Timmy

Red Robin ?

-TD

SOMEONE COULD HAVE SEEN MY PHONE

JASON NO

JT-

Come help me and maybe I won't send your identity to the Gotham Gazette

-TD

You wouldn't dare

JT-

What's their number again ?

Nvm got it

-TD

JASON NO

JT-

JASON YES

Ok srsl I won't but

But remember how you became Robin thanks to me dying ?

-TD

…

I'm coming in a van.

JT-

Thanks.

*later*

TD- to "Alfred Pennyworth"

Alfred we need your help.