"And that's why you two should at least try." Frisk smiled patiently at them.
Aaron and Temmie gave each other a strained look.
"MUSCLS R NOT COOT!" Temmie was spazzing on the floor.
"I beg to differ!" Aaron flexed.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Aaron flexed harder. "How can you resist these, darling!?" He flexed so hard, he floated away.
Temmie was foaming at the mouth. "ASDFGHJKL!"
Frisk decided to abandon this shipp and backed away slowly. "Ooookay then. I'll just... bye!" She ditched them faster than Jerry. "Aarmie is going to need some more work!" She said to herself as she fled the scene. Then a thought hit her as she turned a corner and jumped into a clothing store. "Maybe I should ship Temmie with Doggo... he likes moving things..."
"Still up to your shipping shenanigans?"
Frisk jumped. She turned to see her friendly neighborhoodie skeleton. "Hi Sans..." She said in a hushed tone.
Sans leaned in. "Why are you whispering?"
"I don't want anyone to find me." She pouted. "I'm on a mission, Sans! God!"
The skeleton snickered. "Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to coat you off guard."
Frisk looked to her left and saw she was actually in the men's coat department. "Har. Har."
"You're smiling." He teased.
"I can't help it. I have this disease called 'easily amused'. No cure." She said in a mock bland tone.
"Sounds rough." Sans shot back. "Welp, I better get back to helping Asgore out."
Frisk frowned and tilted her head in confusion. "What? Why are you with Asgore?" She was aware that Sans and Asgore knew each other pretty well, considering Sans was Asgore's judge and also his royal scientist at some point, but they never really seemed to hang out much. Unless, perhaps, Toriel had something to do with this?
He shrugged. "We came across each other and he just wanted my opinion on what coat looked better on him."
Frisk was not buying that. "That's all?"
"Yup! Sorry to zipper point you." His grin beamed.
Frisk rolled her eyes at his horrible joke, but her lips stretched into an expression of amusement, regardless of her wishes to remain stoic. "Fine! I won't interrogate you." She says, but points a warning finger at him. "But you better not make my goat dad look silly, okay?" Her eyes narrowed.
Sans was now sweating. "E-eh heh heh he... 'course not! Wasn't planning on it..."
Suddenly, Asgore's voice broke the silence. "Sans are you sure this isn't a banana suite? I feel ridiculous wearing it..."
"See ya!" He blinked out of sight.
Frisk rubbed her eyes. She hated when he did that. It was like the world stopped for a moment to register he wasn't at point A, but now at point B.
At this point, she decided to leave the store through the mall entrance to find a better way to spend her time.
~L~O~V~E~
Round 2!
Frisk found Muffet's new store just across from the clothing one. It was an adorable, Gothic-themed cafe! It was all kinds of purple; lavender, indigo, dark - it was really soothing! There were even cobwebs everywhere to complete the look. Each table had black clothe, with a single crystal vase, with a purple flower in the center. She was going to sit down when she... saw it.
Grillby was there. The fireman himself, was seated near the register the purple spider was in. He was talking to her, a lot more than he normally did with his own patrons! The spider queen was giggling and whispering back to him. She seemed to be... flirting?
Frisk silently gasped, her eyes turning into stars.
They were in love!
Muffet finally seemed to notice her. "Oh! Hello, Frisk! Ahuhuhu! Like my new place?" She winked. "We had enough money to get our own store! Now we have our own business."
"I can see! That is great!" She looked at Grillby. "Off work today?"
"... no..." He responded, going back to his usual, quiet self.
"We were thinking about a business proposition." Muffet explained. "A bar and a cafe in one... wouldn't that be amazing?" She said wistfully. "We could make even more money, than we would apart!"
Frisk eyed both their reactions. Grillby looked reserved, fixing his glasses and not eyeing her at all. Muffet seemed to be in her own daydream right now! Well... she was a business woman first, after all.
"I think that's a great idea!" She agreed. "I wish you both the best of luck."
Muffet curtsied. "Thank you very much~. Ahuhuhu!"
Grillby just nodded his head.
Frisk nodded and left the store in a good mood... then came back. "Wait! I actually came in here for some donuts!"
The pair laughed at her impromptu action.
"Which ones would you like?" She asked.
~L~O~V~E~
She hadn't planned anything for Grillby, or Muffet. Honestly, those two went straight under her radar! But now that they weren't... Frisk smirked.
For now, though. It was anime night! She promised to bring snacks for Alphys and Undyne's usual fiasco. There was a brand new anime that just came out, and they planned to go through as many episodes as they can in a single night.
"Sup, punk? Got the goods?"
Frisk shook the box of donuts. "Yup! Donuts! Hope you don't mind, I just a real bad sweet tooth."
"Pfft! No problem!" Undyne stepped aside to let Frisk in the house. "YO! ALPHYS! THE KID BROUGHT DONUTS!"
"G-great!" The dinosaur responded from the kitchen. "I'm almost done with the burgers!"
Frisk could smell the delicacies. She was already drooling.
"Hey!" Undyne shouted. "Don't start drooling yet! No ones eating anything until we get everything set up!"
Frisk immediately put the donuts on the table and went to go get 'camp' set up. Camp being, the giant pillow fort near the couch area. Can't watch anime while uncomfortable, right?
It didn't take long, with even enough time for a pillow sword-fight between the two of them!
"D-done!" Alphys walked in with a plate of big, juicy cheese burgers. "Oh, you two!" She giggled at the messy pillow fort. She froze when the two of them eyed her like hungry predators.
"FOOD!"
They pounced.
"A-aaaah!" Alphys was randomly scooped up by her fish lover, and Frisk took the burgers and put them next to the other drinks and snacks near the T.V.
"U-Undyne... not infront of the human..." She blushed.
"Ah, don't sweat it, Alphy! She's seen us smooch before!"
Frisk smiled, but didn't turn around, just messing with the remote to get the show up and running. However her limit was met when she heard loud smooching sounds. "Get a room you two!"
The kissing sounds got louder.
"A room that doesn't have me in it!"
"Our house, bucko!" she heard Undyne say. There was a big fat smile in that voice.
Frisk rolled her eyes, but smiled anyways. "Oh, just get hitched already." She verbally assaulted back.
"Maybe we will!"
"Undyne!" Alphys cried out, embarrassment filling her voice.
"After you get yourself into the bone-zone!" The fish woman challenged.
Frisk immediately turned the anime on and nearly maxed the volume at the opening theme song. There was no way she was going on with this conversation...
The lesbian couple joined her with big smiles on their blushing faces. Undyne ruffled up Frisk's hair in a truce and sat down. Her arm was on the back of the seat, behind Alphys' head.
It was no problem. Undyne planned on bringing this topic up again anyways.
If you have a random enemy ship, you can go ahead and post it in the review! I'll try to accommodate it in some way! Just know they will be joke ships, and can change at any time. The serious ships are in the summary. Kay?
This fic is just for fun, so please don't take any shippings seriously? ^_^
