HONESTLY, I FEEL LIKE GRAY SHOULD BE JUST ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS ALREADY, AND NOT A SUPPORTING ONE, BECAUSE A. HE GETS THE MOST SCREEN TIME B. HE TALKS MORE THAN THE ACTUAL MAIN CHARACTERS. LOL. THIS STORY SHOULD JUST TURN INTO GRAY'S M CHOICE.
REMINDER: NATSU IS A FUCKBOY LOL, WE ESTABLISHED THIS A LONG T ASS TIME AGO (MORE LIKE 2 CHAPTERS AGO, BUT STILL!)
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Chapter 3:
"Welcome to Kamu Dojo, my name is Erza are you ready for hell?" asked a red head, who's voice was filled with coldness, as she looked down at the two teenagers who were shivering in fear at the sight.
"Ah... Ano... Excuse me but we're here for Lucy-"
"Silence, if you want to get here alive- Wait did you just say Lucy?" the redhead said in change of emotions as her appearance looked softer.
"Ah, yes, um she sent us here-"
"Why didn't you say so! Come on!"
Soon, the two boys followed the redhead inside the large dojo, and looked around in fear.
"How do you know Lucy?" Gray asks starting a small conversation.
"War."
"Um. You said you were Erza right?" Natsu asks, or more like flirtatiously as they could hear voices of people saying 'Again! And swing your sword with your soul!'
"That's kaichou for you, if you call me formerly again, I'll have to force you to commit seppuku," Erza said coldly.
"Hai kaichou," the two said unison and saluted.
Soon after that, they were followed by silence, and again with the dojos booming voice, and Natsu and Gray's way of breaking the silence by asking how large the dojo was, or something along lines with that.
But, soon, they finally reached a paper screen door, and it felt like they reached the heavens as they looked at with sparkling eyes as if they just won a trophy.
It all ended when Erza slide opened the screen door only to see disappointingly a blonde holding a bamboo sword, and with angry eyes.
"Took you long enough to get here Manwhore 1 and Gray's M Choice," Lucy said in a mocking tone.
"How'd she know about that!?" Natsu thought referring to Gray's M Choice.
"Anyways, enough of the introduction, here is today's lesson," the blonde starts of as he points over to an open space and looked at the two, as they quickly scrambled to the location of where Lucy pointed at, and stayed still.
"Since you," Lucy says pointing at the pinkette ", have not changed your manwhore ways, you need discipline, discipline is something everyone needs, so the first thing I thought of discipline is learning the basics of a samurai."
"This has totally turned into a different anime! This was suppose to be a rom/com anime!" Gray and Natsu thought.
"Yes, Lucy-sama said was right, so today, I will be your Sensei, not kaichou, or Erza, but your sensei, so stand up," the redhead said sternly as the two stood up in unison, as Erza threw clothes at them ", wear that."
"What the hell is this!? Again!" the redhead yelled as the two again swung the bamboo sword.
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"Louder! A samurai has proud in his voice, you shall remember to protect the ones you love, and fight with your soul, heart, and mind!"
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"How come I'm the one doing this too?! I'm not the one who's been whoring around!" Gray exclaimed, as the devil red head glared at him evilly, and Gray quickly began to swing his sword faster than before.
Lucy watched boredly as the two shouted in unison, and swung their sword in perfect timing. The redhead watched approvingly as she watched with a grin, and made a 'thump' noise with her sword causing the two to stop.
"That was okay for being a bunch of football players," Erza commented, as the two sweatdropped.
"Was that suppose to be a compliment or an insult?!"
"But now it's time to test your strength..." Erza trailed off as she walked around them, as the two thought they'll have to fight each other and get things over with "... By swinging a log!"
"Nani!?"
"If you are able to swing a sword without a sweat, you should be able to swing a log, a log is heavier, but can strengthened-"
"Chotto matte Erza-san, pinky is not here to become a samurai, and as much as I would like to watch Manwhore 1 swinging a log that's heavier than him, he's here because of discipline, and it's already half lunch hour, so why don't we get something to eat?" Lucy suggested as she gets up.
"But Lucy-sama, what will be the whole point of being disciplined if we serve them lunch, even I have not gotten food in my body for the past two days," Erza pointed out as Lucy merely smirked evilly.
"Exactly."
Gray and Natsu looked at each other with furrowed brows, until they saw what coming, after moments later the blonde, and the redhead came back with curry, and rice in their hands, left them on a table that was in front of the raven, and pinkette.
"Is this another anime rip-off we just pulled off!?" Natsu and Gray thought in shock. (Aka that super ass old episode of Naruto with Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto to steal some bells from Kakashi-sensei)
"The first person who makes a move to get the curry would not eat, if you win, you get the curry, simple enough?" Lucy asks the two as they nod their head, and Lucy and Erza suddenly takes out a hot pot out of nowhere.
They began to cook effortlessly, as the food begins to boil, and the curry sitting on the table, still, with steam rising from above.
The two boys watched the curry, and the hot pot like a hawk, as the the two girls emerged into a conversation.
"Natsu," Gray starts, as a stagelight suddenly drops on him ", I just want you to know..."
"What is it?" Natsu asks dramatically, as a stagelight drops on him.
"That I'm the one that's going to eat the curry..."
". . ."
After the long silence, a sharp tension started to grow between them.
"Baka, don't make me laugh, who said you were going to get the cutty first!?" Natsu asks as he rolls up his sleeves, and moved his face closer to Gray
"Because I've endured at least three days of eating just instant ramen, bone head," Gray retorts, as a vein pops out of his forehead, as he rolls up his sleeves, and moved his face closer to Natsu.
"Don't get too cocky when you haven't even gotten the food yet, ice block," Natsu said back, as he hit his forehead against Gray's
"Flame brain."
"Ice Princess."
"Fire breath."
"Ice cube."
"Tabasco freak."
"Ice dick-"
Suddenly, a loud burp emerges out of nowhere as Natsu and Gray turned to the noise, and noticed a small petite girl, with long blonde hair, with a soft smile.
"The curry!" the boys said in unison, desperately snatching the empty bowl back and forth at each other.
"Was I not suppose to eat it?" the petite asks, standing up.
"No, you did more than well, this made me calculate well on how they can withstand anything," Lucy replied back writing something down.
"May I ask why you decided to agree upon their proposal Lucy-san?" she asks
"Personal reasons, though it seems to me no one has noticed my slight change in behaviour after that incident," Lucy replied back, as she sighed
"We all assumed you were only bottling up your feelings, and you always acted like that, even before the incident," Erza answered, as the ruckus of the two boys continued.
"Huh, I never really cared, I thought I changed, but I guess I haven't," Lucy muttered to herself.
"Lucy-san, you have changed," the petite says to Lucy, smiling at her, as Lucy looked at her confused ", your boobs got bigger."
The two teenage boys slowly drop the bowl, and balled their tears out.
"The curry..." they balled as the three girls watched the two.
Until Lucy quickly got over it and slapped both of the boys causing them to sit upright again.
"Shut up!" Lucy yells angrily as she leans her body against the wall ", manwhore 1, and Gray's M Choice, meet Mavis, Mavis, meet Manwhore 1 , and Gray's M Choice."
The two boys looked at the petite blonde who smiled at them, as they angrily glared the the petite, who continued to smile and stood up from the floor.
"Nice to meet you fuck boy Natsu, and Masochist Gray," Mavis said as she stuck her tongue out, and gave the peace sign, giving a middle schooler vibe.
The two boys suddenly felt an ice cold vibe blown at their face as they sat frozen at Mavis who continued to give a dazzling aura.
The atmosphere soon changes as the two boys scowled at the petite blonde.
"Who the hell think she is, eating our curry-"
"Urusei baka!" Lucy yells out as she scratches her head ", Don't mess around with Mavis, and she's not younger than you actually think she is."
"What do you mean?" Gray asks the blonde who looked pissed.
"She's one of my family friends, but don't get deceived from her looks, she's actually 32 years old,"Lucy said as she walked back towards the hot pot.
The two boys jaw dropped, and stayed still.
"Look what you did Lucy-san, you turned them into stone," Mavis stated as she happily eats the meat from the hot pot.
"My alter ego came out, I'm sorry," Lucy apologised as she goes back to being to her normal monotone voice.
"I think you have changed well after that Lucy-san," Erza approved as she takes out a strawberry cake and continues to eat it.
"Really, arigato Erza-san," Lucy said back to the scarlet, as the three girls continued to eat in peace.
"How did training go?" the little girl asks the pinkette who looked like his soul just got sucked out.
"Like hell."
"Natsu-nii-chan, it's not that bad, Lucy-san is taking care of you anyways, you'll be fine," the bluenette says as she happily places the cookies inside the oven.
"She took me to a dojo today!" Natsu cried out as he makes his body into a ball.
"With Gray's M Choice?" the bluenette asks, as she walks back to the counter.
"How come everybody knows about that!" Natsu yells.
"Well this is a fictional, and a fan fiction story right?"the girl asks as Natsu nods his head ", everyone basically knows what the hell is going on then."
"Not me!" Natsu thought in his head.
"Well, it all depends in the author's way of writing style, you see nii-chan, if the other puts something in humorously in a fictional or fan fiction,it might be taken lightly, but if it's put it in seriously, it can be taken more serious than most parts that are put in, so if it's meant to be known throughout characters, then it will be put in more humorously rather than serious," the girls explains.
"I have no idea what you just said Wendy, did you even speak English or Japanese?" Natsu asks dumbfoundedly at the girl.
"To put it in more simpler terms Nii-can, the author meant to put Gray M Choice as something everyone would know," Wendy deadpanned.
"Ohhh...- Wait how come I'm only knowing this 'till now!?"
"Really, I thought everyone knew," Wendy replied back semi-shocked ",now the joke is ruined because you're so dumb nii-chan."
"How is it my fault for not knowing!?" Natsu yells.
Wendy shakes her head and said ", this is why you bang girls daily, you must've left your brain to each girl you slept with reminding them how they regretting ever fucking with you-"
"That's mean!" Natsu yells pointing at his sister.
"Well it's the truth nii-chan, no wonder why you can't commit," Wendy sighs dramatically as she rest her head on the palm of her hand ", how am I ever going to become an aunt!?"
"I'm only seventeen!" Natsu thought in his head, and sweatdropped as the bluenette dramatically sniffles.
A/N: YEH YEH, I HAVEN'T UPDATED ANY OF MY STORIES, BUT I DID IT ON THIS ONE! BE HAPPY! ALSO, MY INNER CHILDHOOD IS COMING BACK AFTER LISTENING TO SHAKIRA AGAIN, SHE WAS PROBS MY FAV ARTIST WHEN I WAS SEVEN. SEVEN. LOL.
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