* Natsu's POV *

I'm walking down a humid swamp searching for some bandit group to save some big shots daughters puppy; apparently this is an 'emergency request' mission. I had to survive the horrible train for this dog so I'm not going back until I'm done with this mission. Gramps said that I had to do it to because this man donates most of his money to the council that's why the council accepted it as an 'emergency request.'

I look around and sniff around for anything, in the southeast I pick up a smell of dog, sweat, magic, and swamp. I finally located them, and they're not any ordinary bandit group. I used my magic to run at the speed I used during that race that I lost with 7 others, I don't even want to speak of what they made us wear for the shoot.

Gray couldn't stop laughing at me saying that, "I was the princess."

Loke even thought I was a woman for a while trying to use his pick up lines on me, an A class wizard, a man with muscles. Most of the men and women in Fiore hadn't recognized me for a while. Some men came to even confess.

'Poor souls,' I thought to myself as I sighed out loud while running using my magic to accelerate my speed.

Mirajane even wanted me to cross dress for a while and serve drinks, she's kind of a foolish girl, I shuttered at the thought of Mirajane figuring out what I thought.

* In Fiore *

"Achoo," Mirajane sneezed in a handkerchief.

"Must be coming down with something," Master said.

"Somebody must be thinking or talking about me," Mirajane said.

"Maybe," Master said.

* Back to Natsu *

While thinking about Mirajane I failed to notice the smell of magic, but when I did it was too late as something hit me and I had blacked out. I awoke a few hours later with a bruise and a cage with a note on it. I grabbed the cage, then pushed myself up and I pulled off the note.

It read, "Sorry, were not bandits, were a family of mages and we thought the puppy was a stray until we saw the collar our child hid, please forgive us. You also stepped onto out magical traps our daughter built for men like yourself beautiful yet cute men, sorry but there is no reversal that we know of."

'Aw crap,' I thought to myself as I ran to the nearest puddle, it was muddy but I could see my reflection still. I looked the same, and I felt a bit weird, and my head ached.

'It probably just nicked me,' I thought to myself as I too a breath to calm myself.

I opened the cage and a small black and white pup was asleep inside. I carried the cage with care and headed back to the mansion. I gave the cage to the man.

"Sorry," the man said.

"For what," I asked.

"Sorry, you had to deal with my troubles," he said.

"The mission is to deal with the requesters problems," I said as I smiled towards him.

"Sorry," he said.

"For what," I asked again, with a confused expression.

"You have to deal with my weird attitude," he said.

"It's okay," I answered.

"Sorry," he said.

"Isn't they're another word you can say," I said as I laughed.

"S-Sorry what should I say," the man asked.

"Instead of sorry, say thank you," I said with a big grin.

"Sorry accept this," he said.

"Thanks, whoa… this is 20 million," I said to him, shock clearly evident in my voice.

"I can't take this," I said to him as I handed the bag back.

"Sorry is it not enough," he asked as he grabbed his pocket book.

"No, it's way to much," I said as I gave him the check back.

"Sorry please take it as a apology," he said.

"No I can't accept, sorry," I said as I laughed awkwardly.

"Please," he said.

"I'll take a fourth of it if you really insist," I said.

"Thank you, sorry," he said.

"Well it's a step up," I said as I grinned.

"What do you mean," he asked.

"You finally said thank you," I said as I laughed.

"Sorry, have a nice day boy," the man said as he gave me the check of five million jewels.

"Thank you," I said as I walked off.

"NO THANK YOU," he said as he waved. I walked through the town buying groceries and arrived to the train station mid-day. A headache kicked in the middle of train station.

'It's probably me just getting paranoid,' I thought to myself as I got aboard the death trap they call a train.

We shortly arrived to Magnolia and I quickly grabbed my stuff and got off the train with the 4 million jewels I have left from shopping in my bag. I felt tired, more tired then I should be as my headache got worse.

"Maybe it's a head cold," I thought to myself as I arrived to my front door. I quickly unlocked it and put my stuff up and unloaded the groceries where they should be. I then cleaned up my mess that I tracked in. After Lucy came to my house and cleaned it I kept it clean because Lucy told Erza and Erza asked/threatened me to keep it clean/ or else.

Then I stripped off my vest and through it into the soapy water as I scrubbed off the stench of sweat and dirt, and my bodies scent. I felt my body growing numb as my headache grew worse. I took a quick shower and walked to the stairs with the towel around my waist.

I walked up the steps slowly holding the rail for support as I felt my body get weaker and weaker from each step. 'Some cold,' I scoffed to myself.

'Man, my head is killing me,' I thought to myself as I touched my head then my eyes shut. I probably had passed out from exertion.

Then I awoke to Happy's screaming, "NATSU HAS A GIRLFRIEND! I have a mother."

"Happy, what in the blazes are you talking about," I asked as I sat up but something heavy on my chest pulled me down a bit.

"Hey, that's sexy," he said with his blue paw covering his mouth snickering.

" Happy, I don't have time for this," I said as I stretched my arms and neck and I felt something hit my chin.

"What the," I said my thoughts as I looked down and groped my nude breasts.

* Natsu's POV END *

* Guild's POV *

The doors bust open with a pink haired beauty wearing a black shirt, jeans, and sandals that are obviously to big for her, she also has a scaly looking scarf that is identical to Natsu's around her neck. She of course drew the men's attention, and the ruckus drew the women's as well.

"Lucy… Levy," she screamed/called out

"Eh," the girls said symmetrically.

"How do you know my name," Lucy asked.

"It's me Natsu," the pink haired woman said with a normal voice as she pointed to herself.

"It's Natsu's girlfriend, she's sexy," Happy said with his paw over his mouth snickering.

"Oi… Quit it, that isn't true and you know it," the pink haired woman said with an angered tone.

"You're not Natsu… Sorry but your not fooling anyone Natsu is a man," Levy said stepping beside Lucy.

"Come on guys, it really is me," the pink beauty continued.

"Natsu, is a man… woman so leave," Gray said while glaring at the beauty.

"Shut it Ice princess," the woman said as she glared back at Gray.

"I'm Natsu," the pink haired woman triggered on.

"I can't eat my cake in peace," Erza said as she got up from her seat.

"Sorry Erza," everybody said as they bowed to apologize.

"Who is this," Erza commanded glaring at the girl in front of her for interrupting her precious cake eating time, the only ones who could do that is Natsu, Happy, and Master, maybe Mira if she has more cake.

"She's Natsu's girlfriend, she's sexy," happy repeated with his paw over his mouth snickering.

"Leave your not fooling anyone, if you don't I'll force you," Erza said.

"Is that a challenge Erza," the pink haired woman grinned as she asked while activating dragon slayer magic.

"It can't be… Wendy," Erza asked and called Wendy.

"W-What is it," Wendy asked.

"Smell her," Erza commanded confused with the pink haired woman.

'She's like Natsu in every way, she has the scarf, the hair, the magic, and the voices are similar but hers is a lighter and clearer, she's even feisty like Natsu,' Erza thought to herself.

"O-kay," Wendy stuttered with a scared voice as she sniffed the girl.

"This is Natsu," Wendy said with shock evident in her voice.

"EHHHH," everybody screamed.

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