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Author's note: So I watching one my favorite youtubers named Hannah Hart any of you know her, well she always has a drunk kitchen episode and I thought I would do one ,but instead of Hannah Hart it's Scorpion and when it comes to alcohol he's a whole different person. (Now time for his theme song.)

Do you like cake, or maybe pie?

Pasta, Lasagna, or french fries?

He'll tell you what you need to do, it's Scorpion's cooking show

"Hi I'm Scorpion and today I'm teaching you morons, how to make a turkey".

"Thanksgiving is coming up, and what could be better than making a world famous turkey for your family, and since I got word at the last minute that I'm in charge of making the turkey, I'M A LITTLE PISSED!" Scorpion said slamming the knife on the kitchen table.

"Now before I get started, let me remind you that you will be in kitchen for a while, so make sure to have a huge bottle of wine." Scorpion grabbed a glass, poured wine in it, and drank the glass full.

"Now preheat the oven to 325 degrees and while you wait for the damn thing to beep, pour yourself another glass of wine and drink that too" And Scorpion did just that.

"Now make sure to take the turkey out of the bag because the last thing you want is your turkey to taste like a plastic bag." And Scorpion then took the wine bottle, and drank it all to the last drop was gone.

"Now *Hic* you make sure to stuff your blurky….I mean your curky…..I mean wait…...what was I doing again?" Scorpion said confused.

"Okay, now just *Hic* put the turkey in the oven *Hic* until it's ready to come out, *Hic* like a baby." Scorpion said throwing his hands up in the air.

"Then you can keep drinking until it's time." So Scorpion grabbed another bottle of wine and started drinking most of it.

Next scene with Scorpion lying on top of the counter

singing

"On top of spaghetti all covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball cause it fell on the floor." Scorpion started to cry.

"What monster made that song, that poor boy didn't get there meatball back, that's so sad." Scorpion started crying even more.

"You stupid turkey, cook faster my friends want to eat!" Scorpion screamed at the turkey in the oven.

"You know what's wrong with Thanksgiving, it's Christmas, cause how come people don't put a turkey in their yard, but we go from Halloween to Christmas just like that, how dumb is that, am I right?"

"Scorpion, there gonna cancel your show." Takeda said.

"This is Takeda, I raised him when his deadbeat father couldn't, hey Tak, let's cook something together." Takeda just glared at the camera, unsure of what to say.

"Scorpion, what are you doing now?" Takeda said annoyed.

"The turkey dance look." and Scorpion started dancing around like a turkey.

"I think you really need help, i'll call Sonya, she could help you." Takeda starts calling Sonya Blade.

"Good idea, call her, maybe she'll cook something with me, because she appreciates me." Scorpion said happily.

Few minutes later

"Hey Scorpion, you look like you need medical attention bad." Sonya said worried.

"But….But you don't understand, I have an interview with DC Comics, and I have a date with Hatsune Miku." Scorpion complained.

"Scorpion I told you, when you drink the cooking oil, you start to hallucinate." Sonya said.

"I didn't drink nothing Sonya, OH MY ELDER GODS THERE'S SPIDERS ALL OVER THE COUNTER!" Scorpion screamed slamming the empty counter with a frying pan.

10 minutes later

"Okay I'm confused what happened to the turkey?" Scropion said confused.

*cough* *cough* "You burned it you idiot." Sonya coughed taking it out of the oven.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU BLOND BIMBO!" Scorpion yelled.

"I CALLED YOU AN IDIOT, YOU SPAWN OF SATAN!" Sonya yelled back.

10 more minutes after that meltdown, Scorpion is sitting at the kitchen table drinking a bottle of rum

" I should have been a doctor, no a firefighter, no a cop, but not many people like those anymore, I'm just a video game character, created by Ed Boom, some guy I've never even met, and I'm living in a fictional world, surrounded by fictional people, doing the same thing day after day, while people talk shit about me and I can't do anything about it, dressing up like me for the hell of it, people making Twitter accounts and Instagram accounts about me, now they write fanfiction about me, which I heard is where they write a story, and add their favorite characters which is nice, I like how people have there own say, and get to write about what they like, unlike some people who have no damn brains, like the Harry Styles fanfiction you hear about, why waste your time on somebody you can't get, like Takeda for example, I don't see why girls like him especially Jacqui, he's fucking crazy."

"Talking about me again when your drunk, no surprise, plus your turkey burned to a crisp so now we don't have any food to feed anyone, sooooo yeah you happy now dad." Takeda said angry.

"Oh my god you called me dad." Scorpion said happily.

"And now, I wish I hadn't." Takeda said annoyed.

"Wait we can go on a SHOPPING TRIP! Like Cassie and Jacqui did with Ferra."

"I don't know, cause your not really sober yet." said Takeda curious.

"Anyway! sorry about the turkey children, the best way to make it better is to cook another one, so me and Takeda are gonna go to the store to get another one, good bye…...oh wait I mean happy cooking." said Scorpion a little drunk.

"Your show is gonna get canceled." Takeda angry now.

"Yeah, and I don't think you should drive either." Sonya said worried.

"TO THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!" Scropion yelled.

Do you like cake or maybe pie,

Pasta, Lasagna, or french fries

He'll tell you what you need to do it's Scorpion's cooking show

"That's me." *BLURRGGHHH*

Puke everywhere after that episode, so I wanted Scorpion to be the center of attention when it came to Thanksgiving, and I think I did well with this. I think I might make a series of it you know, Scorpions Drunk kitchen series, where he makes food for the holidays, if he every makes the food right, but sounds like a good idea let me know what you think. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!