Thanks for the review xSiriuslyPadfoot. Also, btw, clever name you have there! :D I, for one, get it. Padfoot was Sirius Black's nickname when he was in Hogwarts. HeeHee. Such a book worm I am... Enjoy!

Legolas:

Almost as soon as Pippin finished spewing out bubbles, there was a thump from the portal. Sitting on the ground was a small, oval shaped container, with a incredibly realistic drawing on the front of a white sphere sitting in the center of a blue bowl made from a material unknown to the elf.

Legolas strolled over to the container and picked it up, almost immediately dropping it again in surprise. It was ice cold to the touch!

"What is wrong Legolas?" Aragorn asked, frowning slightly as he bent over to touch it.

"It is very cold, that is all," said Legolas, and Aragorn nodded, "Indeed it is."

The man lifted it, and gave it a shake.

"It seems to be solid. It is not empty, for it is very heavy, but whatever it contains inside of it does not shift about," he noted.

"Indeed. It has writing with the drawing on the side," he told Aragorn.

Aragorn turned it, and read the writing that was printed in large but very fancy script.

"It reads, 'Vanilla Ice Cream'" Aragorn slowly said.

"Well, we know what all those words mean, right?" said Pippin, eager to solve this new puzzle.

"Yes, Vanilla is a flavoring we use for our pastries! Very tasty too!" said Merry, "And cream is what we put in our pastries too!"

"It must be vanilla filling for pies! I'll take that!" Pippin said, snatching it from Aragorn's hands.

The container was dropped yet again, with a cry of, "It's cold!"

Merry sighed, "Were you even listening Pip?"

"Well, it does read: Vanilla ICE cream," Aragorn said.

"How can there be ice in pie filling?" asked Pippin stupidly.

"What I think Strider is trying to say, is that it's NOT pie filling," Merry explained.

At this, Pippin groaned. Gimli sighed, "And here I was, thinking I was going to be getting a nice pie."

Legolas laughed, patted the dwarf's shoulder, and said, "I'm sure they'll make you a pie someday."

Pippin blanched, and sputtered, "I don't know how to make pies! You'd have to ask Sam if he'll make you a pie. I'm not making you a pie!"

"What he said!" Merry added as soon as Pippin finished speaking.

"Can we return to the 'Vanilla Ice Cream'?" Legolas asked, sighing heavily.

"Yes. Why don't we just open the blasted thing instead of just speculating about it?" Gimli grunted.

"Good idea!" cried Pippin, and with that, he pulled on the lid to it.

Immediately, the smell of fresh Vanilla filled their noses.

Pippin touched the white substance inside of the container.

"It's hard, and ice cold, but it rubs off on my finger!" said Pippin delightedly.

Pippin poked it, and his stubby finger sunk into the white substance.

"I wonder if it tastes as good as it smells?" Merry questioned.

"Well, there's only one way to find out!" Pippin cried, scooping out a large chunk with his fingers and stuffing it in his mouth.

"FRODO'S GREAT GRANDFATHER! THIS IS COLD! AND DELICIOUS!" cried Pippin.

"Frodo' s great grandfather?" said Merry, raising his eyebrows at Pippin's choice of words.

"Well, just try it yourself!" said Pippin.

Merry stuck his hand in the Vanilla Ice Cream, and scooped a even larger chunk than Pippin had.

He stuck it in his mouth, and the effect was instantaneous.

"SAURON'S MOTHER IN LAW! THIS IS GOOD!" cried Merry.

Now it was Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and Pippin who raised their eyebrows.

"Sauron's...Mother in law?" asked Gimli, and that was all it took.

Everyone burst into uncontrollable laughter, even Legolas was laughing ridiculously.

"SAURON'S... Mother in law! Merry, you are one messed up hobbit!" cried Pippin, and Merry replied cheerily, "Thanks, you make a lovely friend too!"