Total Drama vs. WWE: The War To Survivor Series
Chapter 1: The PreShow Battle Royal Kickoff, Part 1
Summary: It's the 29th annual Survivor Series where only the strong survive! But this year will be different since Team WWE will face off against Team Total Drama in one epic crossover with twists and turns you will never see coming? Which team will survive? You decide!
Rated T for violence and language.
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UltimateWarriorFan4Ever is my partner in helping this fourth annual FFRR come to life, helping me with entrants and eliminations and whatnot. Anyway, on with the fic!
About an half hour before the scheduled start time of Total Drama vs. WWE: The War To Survivor Series, thousands of residents in Chicago gathered around the Allstate Arena. Of course, there were some of them who were carrying signs across the arena, waiting for the incredible action to occur any minute now. However, since the three main commentators weren't seated yet, the play-by-play announcing came from NXT's announce team, Corey Graves, Byron Saxton and Tom Phillips.
Feeling anticipated for the action to start, they opened up the show instantly.
Tom Phillips: Hello everyone, I'm Tom Phillips and standing alongside me are my broadcast partners for tonight's pre-show, Byron Saxton and Corey Graves! Tonight's gonna be something!
Corey Graves: I can't wait for this! The best of the best from two of the most popular franchises compete to see who is the dominant brand. This feels so exciting, I'm just like a ten-year old boy at Christmas time.
Byron Saxton: And if that doesn't get you excited. WWE has brought back some of the most memorable competitors from the past to compete in this one night only event! Believe me, we're gonna see a lot of surprises, shocks, and especially some stunners!
Corey Graves: Not as shocking as the hugest Survivor Series match-up in history's gonna be! We're talking about 20-on-20. Team Total Drama vs. Team WWE. If Team WWE wins, the WWE gets control of Total Drama and gets all the contestants contracts, therefore deciding their future. If Team Total Drama wins, then Chris McLean gets half-ownership of the WWE, which means he'll be the new permanent general manager of both RAW and SmackDown! Not also that, but he'll own half of the WWE roster, which includes superstars, divas, officials & employees! This is gonna be action-packed!
Tom Phillips: Well, let's not wait any longer! Let's so to our ring announcer Eden Stiles so we can get this pre-show underway!
With the lights shining all around the ring, the ring announcer for the event (Eden Stiles) got in the ring and spoke on the mic.
Eden Stiles: Ladies and gentleman, the opening contest will be a special 60-man pre-show battle royal. The ring will insist of 30 Total Drama contestants and 30 former and current WWE superstars. Elimination will occur when a superstar is thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor. The last person who is standing for their team after 59 people have been eliminated will win a point for their team! And now, here is our first team!
With her announcement over, the fans awaited the action that was about to occur any moment.
After few seconds of waiting, the Total Drama theme song broke out all through the speakers, resulting in a very respective and lukewarm ovation for the fans. Ezekiel was the first contestant to come out, along with the other members of Team Total Drama. As they were both coming out, Eden introduced them one at a time.
Eden Stiles: First up... Team Total Drama, consisting of Ezekiel, Dawn, Leonard, Noah, Amy, Sammy, Beardo, B, Sam, Rodney, Ella, Dave, Jo, Sanders, Laurie, Miles, Ellody, Mary, Junior, Emma, Kitty, Jen, Tom, Pete, Gerry, Staci, Mickey, Jay, Ennui and Crimson!
Corey Graves: Wow, talk about a total bunch of weirdos.
Tom Phillips: Well, the Total Drama series is known for having such a crazy bunch of characters.
Corey Graves: Yeah, it almost feels like I blew up out of a cannon and landed on some weird Cirque Du Soleil show in Vegas.
Byron Saxton: Well, strange as they are, they're gonna make quite an interesting bunch.
The camera ended up getting a good look at Ennui, who gave the cameraman a very scary glare. He ended up backing off in response.
The entire team of Total Drama got inside the ring being greeted by streamers that were thrown at them. Very suitable and receptive for a team that came from a reality show. They were happy to be there for sure.
As the contestants all stretched in anticipation, the song "Tonight's The Night" (whick is RAW's theme song) started blaring out the entire arena. Suddenly, longtime WWE favorite and extreme alumnist, Matt Hardy, came out to a tremendous response from the fans. And so did Drew McIntyre, alongside the rest who were following them.
Eden Stiles: And their opponents... Team WWE! Consisting of Matt Hardy, Drew McIntyre, Adam Rose, Fandango, Jack Swagger, Curtis Axel, Damien Sandow, Zack Ryder, Mojo Rawley, King Barrett, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Brodus Clay, Justin Gabriel, Ted DiBiase, Rhyno, Goldust, Carlito, Bo Dallas, Apollo Crews, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Heath Slater, Santino Marella, Baron Corbin, El Torito, Konnor, Viktor, Tyler Breeze and Samoa Joe!
Tom Phillips: So much heavy hitters in this one!
Byron Saxton: Not to mention returns from Matt Hardy, Drew McIntyre, MVP, Brodus Clay, Carlito and the Gold Standard himself, Shelton Benjamin! What a way to start this battle royal for sure!
Corey Graves: Definitely. With a bad-ass lineup like Team WWE has, my money will be on them, 100%.
One by one, the entire team all entered the ring as one complete unit. The members of Team Total Drama all stared them down like they were fighting the hugest battle of their lives. Of course, it was a battle royal since the first real war wouldn't occur again until the end of the night.
But now, all 60 competitors were caught in an intense faceoff. There was only gonna be one team left standing from all of this. And it was all gonna be determined by the sound of one punch. Where was it gonna come from? Where was it gonna be?
Corey Graves: I swear, you can cut the tension with a knife on this one.
Byron Saxton: I'm gonna be on the edge of my seat for this!
But instead of throwing out a punch, everyone on their respective team turned to one man:
Heath Slater.
Heath Slater: *to everyone* Whoa whoa whoa, why are you staring at me like that? I'm not the enemy! Team Total Drama's the enemy!
Unfortunately for everyone in the ring, they didn't think so.
So Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Apollo Crews, Brodus Clay, Ennui, Rodney, Pete and Gerry both lifted up Heath Slater in a gorilla press position, which sent the so-called "One-Man Band" over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a huge pop!
Corey Graves: Well, there goes the One-Man Rock Band!
Tom Phillips: His show is definitely over there!
1st Eliminated: Heath Slater (Team WWE); Eliminated by: Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Apollo Crews, Brodus Clay, Ennui, Rodney, Pete and Gerry
While Heath was complaining that he didn't get a chance, he walked away while all contestants from Team Total Drama and Team WWE brawled on. The matchup between both teams were fast and furious as ever.
Mostly, the rest of the members of team WWE were ganging up on Total Drama's biggest member, B. He was trying to fight every member of team WWE off, but they kept on ganging up on him, just pushing and pummeling him every second they could get until he was close to the ropes.
Byron Saxton: Uh-oh, it's not looking very good for B!
Tom Phillips: He could be this close to getting out of here!
With no hope to escape, B embraced for the worst.
But out of nowhere, Beardo ended up coming to his rescue by aggressively pushing Adam Rose, King Barrett, MVP, Bo Dallas, Konnor and Viktor out of the way. Beardo actually got a good pop, showing a bit of his strength.
Corey Graves: Looks like B's got some unlikely help for sure!
Tom Phillips: Beardo pushing everyone like brick walls!
Byron Saxton: With his hair, he could definitely be the 'biggest' man in the match!
Unfortunately, he couldn't catch his breath for long as Adam Rose ended up hopping on him and started messing Beardo's hair around.
That proved to be a fortunate move for Rose, but yet unfortunate as both Luke Harper and Erick Rowan teamed up to lift both Rose and Beardo over the top and onto the floor, eliminating them!
Corey Graves: Uh-oh, we got a double kill!
Byron Saxton: Both Rose and Beardo are gone!
2nd Elimination: Adam Rose (Team WWE); Eliminated by: Erick Rowan and Luke Harper
3rd Elimination: Beardo (Team Total Drama); Eliminated by: Erick Rowan and Luke Harper
After Rose and Beardo both left ringside. The action continued as both Ennui and Crimson started putting on a clinic against team WWE.
Their first target of course, was Brodus Clay. The mastodon tried his best to give those two a noggin knocker, but shocking enough, the two goths didn't feel any pain whatsoever. In fact, they didn't feel any pain at all.
Tom Phillips: Well, this is shocking!
Corey Graves: You kidding? Nothing hurts those freaks!
Brodus Clay tried to hit them with yet another noggin knocker, but that only made Crimson and Ennui mad.
So in response, the two kicked Brodus right by his knees, which forced the mastodon to go down. With Brodus down, the two connected the big man with a double snap DDT for good measure!
Byron Saxton: Excellent double DDT by the Goths!
Corey Graves: These two ain't normal for sure.
Meanwhile, Bo Dallas managed to surprise Sam with a belly-to-belly suplex after being hammered by back shots.
With the gamer down, Bo Dallas managed to show off a little bit by getting through the ropes, and taking another victory lap. Of course, it was much to the annoyance of the WWE Universe.
Tom Phillips: I think Bo's having a good time.
Corey Graves: What a blowhard. He didn't win the Rumble yet and now he's already celebrating.
Byron Saxton: *to Bo* I don't think that's probably a good idea, Bo!
And then, Bo finally got back in the ring with his back turned.
Which proved to be fatal as Noah and Emma teamed up to get Bo Dallas over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to cheers.
Byron Saxton: Well, it looks like Noah and Emma don't Bo-lieve!
Corey Graves: Too bad. See ya, Bo-hard.
4th Elimination: Bo Dallas (Team WWE); Eliminated by: Noah and Emma
After Bo started whining ringside in result of his elimination, the action started to continue.
Leonard was caught in a huge one-on-one faceoff with Carlito. The wannabe wizard with a fake white goatee decided to use his so-called 'magic' on the former United States Champion.
Leonard: *to Carlito* You shall not pass, for I am about to eliminate you! Celsius de eliminatus!
Suddenly, Leonard started waving his wand at Carlito's face, much to the annoyance and laughter to the WWE Universe.
Tom Phillips: What's going on here?
Corey Graves: Leonard's being a dumbass, that's what.
Byron Saxton: I guess someone should remind him he can't do magic.
Carlito wasn't pleased at all as he brought out an apple and chewed on it.
And before anyone knew what happened...
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...Carlito spit the apple around Leonard's face in response!
Byron Saxton: Ouch! He had it coming.
Corey Graves: No kidding. That was cool.
Leonard was blinded all because of the apple spit.
And that proved to be a mistake as Carlito tossed the 'wizard' over the top rope and onto the floor in elimination.
Tom Phillips: And Leonard is gone!
Corey Graves: Someone call Peter Jackson on the phone so he can come get this Hobbit reject off the floor.
5th Elimination: Leonard (Team Total Drama); Eliminated by: Carlito
After Leonard's departure, Gerry tried to get Konnor in the turnbuckle with a running splash, but Konnor ended up moving out of the way, leaving Gerry to hit the turnpost in a nasty way.
Byron Saxton: Well, that was a mistake for Gerry!
Corey Graves: I think he got his five senses knocked out of him.
With his tennis rival nowhere in sight to help him, Gerry was about to expect the worst.
As he stood in the middle of the ring, both Konnor and Viktor rushed right at him altogether and hit a violent Fall of Man on him!
Byron Saxton: Ooooh! What a vicious Fall of Man!
Tom Phillips: I think he might need to have plastic surgery to reconnect his jaw back together!
As Gerry began slumping on the floor, Konnor and Viktor were looking to throw him out when all of a sudden...
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...Pete came in and swung his tennis racket at the Ascension, hitting them both successfully.
Corey Graves: Whoa, look at that old fart go!
Tom Phillips: Pete showing he's still has some fight left for him!
Corey Graves: Yeah, despite being an old guy.
Pete: *to the Ascension* Get your hands off my frenemy! He's mine and mine only!
As he swung his racket, the Ascension moved out of the way.
Instead, the racket hit Gerry, in which he flopped himself over the top rope and down onto the floor instantly!
Byron Saxton: Well, that was unfortunate!
Corey Graves: Sucks to be Gerry! He's gone!
6th Elimination: Gerry (Team Total Drama); Eliminated by: Pete
Shaking it off a bit from the impact, Gerry looked up to his tennis rival in shock!
Gerry: *to Pete* What the heck's your problem?!
Pete: *to Gerry* Don't blame me! I was trying to hit the freaks with face-paint!
Tom Phillips: A little friction between the two men?
Corey Graves: It's not surprising since they still frickin' hate each other! I mean, come on.
However, while Pete was distracted, this left The Ascension to capitalize.
While he wasn't looking, both Konnor and Viktor ended up giving Pete a double clothesline, which sent him over the top and onto the floor.
Byron Saxton: Well, see ya later, Pete!
Corey Graves: The Ascension pulling double duty at the battle royal!
Tom Phillips: Looks like both Pete and Gerry are gone!
7th Elimination: Pete (Team Total Drama); Eliminated by: Konnor & Viktor
As the Tennis Rivals were busy, both Konnor and Viktor decided to do the foolish thing by laughing down on both Pete and Gerry.
But it was a foolish mistake for the two as one of the members from Team Total Drama stood before him. That member was B.
Byron Saxton: Oh man, I wouldn't laugh if I were them!
Corey Graves: I think the Ascension just dug their grave deeper.
As the two turned around, B grabbed both the Ascension's necks tightly.
Using the power and force that he contained, the silent genius mightily shoved Konnor and Viktor over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating both from the battle royal!
Tom Phillips: And B takes both men out of the ring!
Corey Graves: I gotta admit, he's really dominating so far, and he just proved it!
Byron Saxton: That's all for the longest reigning NXT Tag Team Champs!
8th Elimination: Konnor (Team WWE); Eliminated by: B
9th Elimination: Viktor (Team WWE) Eliminated by: B
So far, the momentum was on Team Total Drama. With the battle royal between Team WWE at its core, this battle royal between the two teams was about to become very interesting. And it wasn't gonna stop until there would be only one left standing.
To be continued next chapter!
Ooooh, yeah.
I really hate for this to stop right here, but I figured that would keep the entire drama going. So far, there's only nine people out of this battle royal so far:
Heath Slater, Adam Rose, Beardo, Bo Dallas, Leonard, Gerry, Pete, Konnor and Viktor.
Trust me, it's about to get a lot more interesting in the preshow battle royal. Of course, it'll either be a two or a three-parter, but regardless, it's definitely gonna be something else. So do what you normally do: Read, leave feedbacks and subscribe. Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now. AND YA CAN'T... TEACH... THAT!