Oh god, oh god. I have no idea WHY I decided to write this.

Ryoma:Yeah I kinda want to know why too.

Atobe: Oh, don't worry, I'm still happy to teach you, Ryo-chan.

Ryoma: -throwing pinecones at Atobe- Shut up, Monkey King!

Fuji: Saaa… Maci-chan, I'm still a bit mad at you…

Me: Fuji-senpai! No! T_T I'll write another one of your stories! I promise! Just forgive me!

Yukimura: Oh, Fuji, dear. Just give the poor girl a break. She can't control what she writes, it just happens.

Fuji: No! You know what she did to me! What if it had been you!

Me: -begins to cry-

Yukimura: -hugging me to him- Don't worry, Maci-chan. You're allowed to cry on me. -shoots a glare at Ryoma- Anyways, since Maci-chan can't do it, the person who is unreasonably making her cry will have to. -sends a glare at Fuji-

Fuji: Fine. Read and review the traitor's works, please.

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Echizen Ryoma is very good at hiding his emotions.

This means that Echizen Ryoma is a good actor. If he needs to play a role, he needs to play it properly.

Echizen Ryoma is also a very spiteful being.

Now, don't misunderstand. Echizen Ryoma is not a sadist like his senpai, Fuji.

It's just that, when something happens that earns his ire, he can be very sneaky, manipulative, and well, let's just say it: evil.

This is something that the tennis club of Seigaku did not know.

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"Yadda."

"Come on, we need you to!" Momoshiro glared at his kohai, who was standing, back against the wall, with a glare on his face.

"Nya~! Please, Ochibi-chan? You won't be the only one who has to!" Eiji stood next to almost every regular on the team, trying to convince Ryoma to help them.

"Actually, he will be. No one else is capable of pulling it off." Inui said, pushing up his glasses.

"For the last time! I refuse to dress like a girl!"

"So then you'll be fine drinking Inui Juice instead?" Fuji smiled wider, eyes opening just slightly.

Ryoma froze, chewing his lip. "What kind?" He murmured.

Everyone stared at him wide-eyed, sans Fuji, Inui, and Tezuka.

"Y-you don't want to that much?" Oishi stuttered. Who in their right mind would consider drinking Inui's juices willingly?!

Ryoma leveled his golden eyes at them, nodding slowly.

Sighing, Ryuzaki-sensei spoke. "Ryoma, come here for a moment." When the young boy walked over in curiosity, she handed him a small photo. He looked at it, blanched, and then paled considerably. "Will you do it now? If you don't, I'm sure your father would be very happy to give me more of these…"

"Okay, okay, I'll do it!" He glared about, not wanting to look anyone in the eyes. "But you guys owe me! Ponta! And lots of burgers!" He about yelled as he was glomped by Eiji.

"Yay! Ochibi-chan will do it!"

Ryoma pushed him off, expression dark as he thought about the days to come.