Chapter 1: Naruto.

How long will it take for that guy to grow up a little bit? I mean seriously, does he really think he can bring peace to the shinobi system? Because if he does: he's in serious trouble. He'll end up depressive if he keeps being so naïve. Even Gon isn't that naïve. And why do I even bother worrying about him? Hell, I can be really stupid sometimes.

Seriously, for four years, he didn't give up on a friend who had made it clear that he wanted him out of his life.

I've always wondered how Gon would deal with an assassin training, and with all this time I spent seeing Gon training like a crazy person, I came to the conclusion that it wouldn't bother him at all … But what about Naruto?

And what about that reincarnation stuff? And all the times he failed the Genin exam?

Ugh … I shouldn't be complaining that much … I'm gonna sound like an old lady. Naruto's a good person, and it's easy to become friends with him. And he's really encouraging and optimistic …

Sometimes I'm jealous of the guys like him and Gon …

I hope he's not the one Illumi wants me to kill. Why do I have to make a report on so many people anyway? Why would an assassination require so much knowledge about the people in this village? Maybe Illumi is just testing my skills at analyzing.

I hope I won't have to kill all of them.

I don't own Naruto and Hunter x Hunter.