New message from Sailor Scouts!
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Princess: O M G !
OMG
I CANT BELIEVE THIS!
THE JUICY DRAMA!
Blossom: its 3 am oh my god what do you want
Bubbles: ...princess, why? :c
Buttercup: please fucking die
Princess: WHERE IS ROBIN OMG! YOU CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT
Blossom: i am not in the mood to deal with this, we have school tomorrow, need i remind you?
Princess: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS SITUATION IS?
Buttercup: you wont tell us shit so nah
Princess: I NEED ROBIN TO SEE THIS THOUGH! UG HHHHHHHHHH
Bubbles: um... i think she turned her phone off... she does that when she's asleep
Princess: L A M E
Blossom: now can we sleep?
Princess: i find it rlly funny that ur like not typing so eloquently LOL
Blossom: its 3 am and im fucking tired.
Princess: lol ok w/e. ANYWAYS IMMA TELL U GUYS OK OK! ROBIN CAN CHECK WHEN SHE WAKES UP, THAT DUMB HOE
so a lil birdy
told me that MITCH is planning on asking miss BERSERK OUT
but we all kno robin is like in totes IN LOVE W HIM
Blossom: who exactly told you?
Bubbles: wait WHAT?
Princess: I KNEW U GUYS WOULD B ALL OVER THIS LOL
i promised him i wouldnt say his name so no cant do
Buttercup: so butch basically
Princess: wow buttercup! u actually have a brain?
Buttercup: you know what? fuck u im sleeping now
Princess: lol
Bubbles: princess is that all? you cant leave me hanging like that! D:
Princess: OH YA LOL! ok i HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER how to get robin to take her husband back. but its too long so i'll type it all to u guys in an email. THIS WILL HAPPEN A WEEK FROM NOW
mainly cause butch told me that mitch will ask her out during MY BEGINNING OF THE YEAR PARTY
like i was thinking of just not inviting her yknow?
BUT I HAVE A REPUTATION TO HOLD
Blossom: wow.
Princess: SO OFC I HAVE TO INVITE HER!
plus imagine the catfight between her n robin
I LIVE FOR IT
anyways as we go on
OUR PLAN WILL HAPPEN DURING MY PARTY SO BE PREPARED!
NOW SLEEP because u guys made me stay up, eugh
Blossom: goodnight.
Bubbles: night!
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Robin: what.
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6:54am
From: Robin
To: Bubbles
what exactly happened last night? I was scrolling thru and saw mitch? and that Im in love with him?
please explain
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6:58am
From: Bubbles
To: Robin :)
apparently mitch is going to ask berserk out and princess is going to 'email' us the plans! saying how you guys are meant for eachother or something! :D
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7:10am
From: Bubbles
To: Robin :)
? robin u there? :c
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7:14am
From: Robin
To: Life Ruiner
PRINCESS WHAT THE FUCK. IM NOT IN LOVE WITH MITCH OH M Y GOD
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7:18am
From: Robin
To: Life Ruiner
DON'T IGNORE ME. I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE RIGHT NOW
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7:25
From: Robin
To: Life Ruiner
I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP. YOU AND ME, AFTER SCHOOL BITCH
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7:30am
From: Princess
To: bookworm, tomboy, sunshine
so like robin is in denial and is yelling me
oh sweet, sweet robin, i understand how much u luv mitch and ur DEVASTED that he's going to be taken, but fear not, since I WILL help thee
but u 3, u need to help me CALM her down capiche?
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7:33am
From: Blossom Utonium
To: Princess Morbucks, Bubbles Utonium, Buttercup Utonium
While we are all aware that Robin has a crush on Mitch, and that she's oblivious to her own feelings, I feel as if meddling isn't exactly the right thing to do.
Plus, we can't keep babying her.
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7:34am
From: Princess
To: bookworm, tomboy, sunshine
oh blossom, my sweet cherry blossom
do not think i didnt see ur HIDDEN motives.
we all know berserk is um, CANOODLING, with mr. brick (doing the do, the nasty, banging, get the picture hunty?)
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7:34am
From: Buttercup
To: Bitch, Sis 1, Sis 2
princess is savage af
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7:36am
From: Princess
To: bookworm, tomboy, sunshine
shes not replying because SHE KNOWS i caught her
dont think i havent seen the way you JUST OOGLE MR BRICK
hes hot i kno but u cant let my friends crush GET TAKEN by this heathen
NO WORRIES THO if brick even liked berserk in a romantic way he would have like asked her out LONG time ago. childhood friend perks right here.
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7:45am
From: Blossom Utonium
To: Buttercup Utonium, Princess Morbucks, Bubbles Utonium
I was busy with the Student Council, you know, planning the back to school assemblies.
But I have to ask, Princess, where are you? I have homeroom with you.
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7:45am
From: Princess
To: bookworm
look i kno u have the hots for him, so do me a favor and make robin take some action now. also im busy atm fuck school.
if u do this for me, i'll lowkey mention u to brick when hes talking ab cute girls to me again
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7:46am
From: Blossom Utonium
To: Princess Morbucks
I am disgusted at you for even implying I would help you, and disgusted at myself for even agreeing to help you.
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7:46am
From: Princess
To: bookworm
;)
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7:55am
From: Blossom Utonium
To: Robin Snyder
Because you are lucky and do not have homeroom with Princess, I'll tell you what I'm seeing right now.
Princess walks in with starbucks right, and we have Mrs. Evergreen, you know, the strictest teacher. So Princess is trying to act all cool about it, mentioning her dad, so then Mrs. Evergreen just shuts her up by saying, and I quote, 'Do not give a single shit whether your father is the president or some king' and gives her a week of detention for being late on the first day of school.
I also took a pic of her face when she heard that.
[ 1 IMG SENT ]
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7:56am
From: Robin
To: Bloss
bless your soul.
your sick, twisted, soul.
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7:58am
From: Blossom Utonium
To: Robin Snyder
I also forgot to mention, but your friend Mitch is texting Brick something, and from what I can see, he called you cute.
Take that as you will.
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8:00am
From: Blossom Utonium
To: Robin Snyder
Robin?
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8:00am
From: Buttercup
To: Sis 1, Bitch, Sis 2
since u guys rnt in homeroom with robin like bubbles n i im gonna play i spy w u guys
i spy, with my lil eye, robin blushing
but not like the blush she has after we play volleyball, or the blush when shes like super mad at us
the 'my crush said something to me' blush
care to explain?
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8:01am
From: Bubbles
To: Blossom :D, Buttercup :O, Princess ;)
might i add that she wont let me see her phone! please explain!
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8:01am
From: Princess
To: bookworm, tomboy, sunshine
OHOHOHOHOHO WHATS THIS? SHES BLUSHING?
blossom, what exactly DID you tell her?
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8:02am
From: Blossom Utonium
To: Bubbles Utonium, Buttercup Utonium, Princess Morbucks
I just told her that I saw Mitch texting Brick that he thought Robin was cute, that's all.
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New message from Sailor Scouts!
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Bubbles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS IT TRUE?
MITCH CALLED ROBIN CUTE? AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hope you enjoy!