"You died? Oh my god how sad." Lucy blandly mumbled with half-lidded eyes, her fingers frantically moving about her controller as she sat on the couch.

"This is bullshit!" Gajeel yelled as he stood up from his seat beside Lucy, glaring harshly at the TV as his character was getting devoured by a horde of zombies. "Those cheap motherfuckers got me trapped in a corner!"

"Relax, crazy train, you'll come back in the next wave." Lucy halfheartedly said as she focused on the task at hand.

"Yeah, but all my shit's gone now!" Gajeel grumbled as he plopped back down on the couch.

Lucy would have rolled her eyes, but she was too busy kicking ass in the game. She smirked when she killed the last zombie of the wave, and rolled her head to grin at the butt hurt boy beside her.

He glared at her as she grinned at him. "Weren't you homeless? How the fuck did you get good at this shit?"

They both turned back to the TV when the next wave started. Lucy kept the smirk on her face. "I never played before I lived here, I'm just good like that."

Gajeel rolled his eyes. Her phone vibrated on the table yet again and he sighed. "Are you ever gonna answer yer goddamn phone?"

"Chill the fuck out." She shrugged her shoulders. "It's just Natsu." He had called her so many times since she stopped responding, it was just funny to her at this point.

"Well it's fucking annoying." Gajeel grumbled, tilting his whole body to the side as he turned a corner in the game.

"Well, he's annoying, so get used to it, buttface."

"Fuck! Shit! Motherfucker!"

Lucy rolled her eyes when Gajeel died again. "I don't know why you're acting surprised. You ditched school for this, we both know you're stupid."

Gajeel looked at her incredulously. "And what the fuck are you doing right now?!"

"Psht." She leaned away from him, eyes still glued to the game. "I'm a fugitive, it's not even on the same playing field."

Gajeel raised his hands in the air, tossing his controller to the side as he stood up. "I need a drink for this shit. You're a nutbag."

Lucy chuckled. "Yeah but you're just filled with nuts."

"What the fuck does that even mean?" Gajeel shook his head with a chuckle as he walked into the kitchen and searched through the cabinets. Igneel was a sophisticated, classic kind of guy, so it made sense that there was only beer in the fridge. "Good enough." He grabbed two and made his way back to the living room. Right when he walked by the door, it slammed open. It was a miracle he didn't drop the beer.

"Lucy! You goddamn manipulative bean factory!"

Lucy didn't take her eyes off the screen, yet her heartbeat picked up when Natsu came busting through the front door. She had been expecting it, and it was just as entertaining as she hoped it would be. She could tell how irritated he was through his voice.

"Hey, Natsu." Gajeel grinned when he saw the irate teen. "Didn't see ya in class."

Natsu was about to make a war path to the girl on the couch, but Gajeel's words stopped him and he turned to the man with scrunched eyebrows. "You weren't even there, dick breath."

"Gihi."

Suddenly, Natsu's eyes turned to slits. "Have you been here this whole time?! What the fuck?!" He turned on his heel and stomped over to Lucy, standing in front of the TV and crossing his arms over his chest. "What the fuck is wrong with you? Slut."

Lucy sighed, leaning from side to side to try and look at the screen. "I was bored, and honestly, he was a last resort."

"Gee, thanks." Gajeel mumbled as he sat back down on the couch, setting one beer on the table and opening the other.

Natsu's eyes darted down to her phone that was sitting on the table and he glared at her as he picked it up. "Why the fuck didn't you ask me to hang out? And why the fuck didn't you respond to me?!"

"I mean, honestly I worry about your academic future." She mumbled.

He rolled his eyes and spun around, shutting off the TV.

"Hey! Did someone stick your head in a microwave?!"

"Damn bro, you can't just cut off the game like that!"

Natsu huffed as both of them shouted at him, but he turned his glare to his girlfriend. "You keep stealing my goddamn friends! Fucking stop!"

"Oi! Who said I was your friend, flame brain?" Gajeel defended.

"Shut the fuck up, testicle tuesday!"

Natsu couldn't help but smirk when Lucy shouted at Gajeel, his halfhearted anger pretty much evaporating immediately. He turned the TV back on and sat between the two. "At least let me get in on this, Gajeel sucks at this game."

Lucy laughed while Gajeel crossed his arms. "You ain't any better than me, ya dick."

"I agree, he gets the blowjob award of the year."

Gajeel glared at the girl while Natsu cackled. "Well isn't that cute, yer both two turds in a toilet."

Lucy shook her head with a smile and grabbed the beer on the table. Natsu leaned back. "Mind gettin' me one of those?"

"Get it yet damn self." The man barked.

"Either get me one or get the fuck out." Natsu glared.

Gajeel sighed and dramatically stood up. "Dickwad."

As soon as Gajeel was out of the room, Natsu swiftly turned to Lucy, grabbing her face and smashing his lips against hers. She hadn't been prepared for it, her eyes widening as her back fell against the corner of the couch. Natsu roughly trailed his hands up her thighs, kneading her juicy flesh and reveling in the delicious moan he swallowed. He pulled away, looking at her with so much affection dancing in his eyes and she blushed as she smiled sweetly at him.

"I'm still mad at you, but I missed you." He whispered against her lips.

Her fingers raked through his hair as her own eyes reflected his. "I might have missed you too."

He rose an eyebrow playfully. "You sure about that? You seemed to be just fine with Gajeel."

"Gihi."

They both turned their heads to see Gajeel sipping on his beer as he sat beside them. He felt their stare and turned his head to blink owlishly at them. After a minute of silent eye contact, he shrugged and looked back at the TV, picking up a controller. "Don't let me stop ya."

They rolled their eyes as they straightened back up, Natsu yanking the controller out of the man's hands. "Gimme that. You're a danger to anyone who plays with you."

"Yer a danger to anyone that sleeps with you."

Lucy chuckled at his comeback, it was probably true.

"Oh, you think that's funny do ya?" Natsu raised an eyebrow at her in challenge.

She shrugged her shoulders. "Not as funny as when you turn out to be just as bad as him."

"Yeah fucking right!" He grumbled as he put his elbows on his knees. "Just watch and learn, sweet cheeks."

Lucy just chuckled at him, eager to see if he was any good. She was surprisingly having a lot more fun now that he was here, fuck if she would tell him that though.

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