Disclaimer: If I owned Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, well, many things would be different.

So I have a million things to do instead of this, but for the moment I'll just let my responsibilities go and attempt to write a long multi-chap that I haven't tried to outline or anything. Here goes.

EDIT: I changed the title due to Mys974 helping me with the translation since Google isn't always reliable.

"Félix?" Adrien asked, not opening his eyes yet.

"Yeah?" Félix replied, looking out the window and staring at the moon.

"You went to regular school, right? I mean, not being homeschooled?"

"Yes." Despite the slight amount of bitterness in his voice, it may as well have been affection to Adrien.

"So, like, what should I do there? To fit in, I mean?"

"Do what you do in fencing? Now wake up, if you're going to go to collège, then you need to actually get out of bed and take a shower." Green eyes opened, and the boy leaped out of bed.

"Wait, what? That's today? Why didn't you wake me sooner?" he asked as he ran to grab his clothes.

A spectral hand pinched a spectral brow. "Because you have an alarm clock that will go off in three, two, one," Félix said, the slightest hints of a small smile on his lips. "Now."

"You could have told me that sooner," Adrien grumbled, running back to turn off the alarm clock. He hit a barrier when he got to the boy in grey.

"Really? Trying to run through me? Rude," one blond boy said to the other.

"It usually works," the other boy grumbled as he stopped the infernal beeping prior to running back towards the shower.

There were days that Marinette thought that she and everyone she cared about was safe. There were places that she thought were safe. Sure, Alya got mad that the one place she couldn't get to was also the place where her best friend had to spend just about all of her time, but the protection glyphs on the school were actually a great comfort to Marinette. They kept all supernatural activity out of the area, which meant that school was a safe place.

Even though they didn't seem to be that old, Marinette could tell they were powerful. More powerful than the ones that Marinette had cast upon her house, which she had to redo more-or-less every month. But these glyphs, they had been there when she had first started collège and who knew how long before that? That was her reason for quietly gasping when the two boys had entered her classroom. It was because a ghost had entered her school, not because the handsom son of her biggest idol (for mundane affairs, at least) had apparently joined her class.

Nino had turned to her, raised a "knowing" eyebrow, and moved his backpack for Adrien, or "Adrikins" as Chloé called him. The boy had smiled affectionately at her, and the ghost had sighed in an annoyed sort of tone. Then he had floated away. She really wanted to go investigate what the heck was going on, but unfortunately running off to follow a ghost would get her marked as being disruptive... or worse, crazy. So instead all she could do was sit and stare at the gorgeously distracting blond hair in front of her whom she most certainly did not have a crush on.

"So this handsome boy walks into class, and a ghost follows him," Marinette said to Alya during the lunch break since she was off-campus.

"I'd be teasing you about your crush if it weren't for the fact that some ghost who isn't me got into your school, which has been completely off limits since you started going there!" The spirit adjusted her glasses and smiled as her mortal friend blushed.

"Wha- no- Alya!" The aforementioned girl burst into a fit of giggles.

"Tell you what. When you have to go back, I'll try going through the barrier. Maybe it's weakened."

Sorry it's slow, I'll try to pick up within the next couple of chapters. Also, I'd like to apologize in advance for how I have literally no schedule when it comes to update. I write when I have time and I update when I have material.

By the way, imaginary cheese and sweet things for whomever can guess what the title is a reference to.