This is an authors note.

Hi there!

So I've always wanted to use the chapters system on FF, but alas I'm a serial one-shotter. While this story could be posted as a one shot I felt like it could be told in chapters, much like comedic beats. So heres a bit of my whimsicality. Hope it worked out, the chapters are small but the heart is there!

I've also always joked of writing this story. Playing on words are a huge part of my humor and it seems that finally the stars aligned (more like a bottle of chardonnay aligned with my mouth,) and I finally got around to writing this joke of a story.

I hope you enjoyed it! I wrote it in an evening but its been stewing in my brain for at least a year. Ive always wanted to contribute to the DP phandom, here you dorks go!

Love

Intern Dana