Hana: New Story, originally posted on A03...I'm posting all 17 chapters currently posted there, here.

Allen: -sweat drops- You don't have the skit over there.

Hana: Here, it's skits. There...for some reason, I don't. This fic was co-written with the help of XavierForest. Check his stuff out too!

Allen: ...wow, Kanda's a huge pervert. -sighs- Neither of these two authors are Katsura Hoshino. Otherwise...why write fanfics about...uh...us?

Hana: Hehehe.

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+ - Chapter 1 - +

The white-haired youth drags a silver blade across the elderly man's throat, wincing slightly at the feeling of blood splattering onto his face. With a sigh, he turns his gaze away from his victim's neck, muttering an almost silent "sorry" as the light leaves the other's eyes.

A heavy breathing alerts the younger to another presence, startling him out of his trance. Suddenly a hand appears on his shoulder, fingers tightly gripping a combination of fabric and flesh, refusing to allow him escape. "Allen Walker; you're under arrest."

Wide-eyed, the pale-haired boy turns, only to catch his breath at the sight in front of him. Long navy tresses. Beautiful cold eyes the colour of midnight blue. Soft lips pulled into a smirk. Wait- huh? A smirk?

"L-let go!" The white haired male snapped out of his temporary trance, as he tried struggling out of the man's grip. Damn, he thought, he's pulling my skin! Is he really a cop!? No, no, no...! his thoughts were cut off, when suddenly he felt an intense pain in both his arms, realizing too late, that in his off moment, the man he assumed a copper had painfully pinned both his arms behind his back, pushing up against him from behind. Allen himself, in that instance was pinned against the wall, the taller body pressed against him just enough to prevent escape, he realized much to his dismay. "Wh...what are you!? Y-You can't be a cop!"

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not; who really cares?" Whispers the stranger from beside the younger's ear, sending shivers down the latter's spine.

"T-tell me who you are!" The boy demands, knowing full well that even if he did receive an answer, it wouldn't matter much.

His thoughts are brought to an abrupt halt at the feeling of something wet tracing the tip of his ear. A tongue. The pervert was LICKING him!

Okay, forget getting answers, the younger male decided. It was time to play dirty. He didn't grow up on the streets for nothing, after all. And that thought in mind, he managed to backward kick the perv where it hurt like hell. The reaction was instant, as his captor released him from the onslaught of pain from the younger attacking his groin. Not one to waste a moment when it was given, he ducked, and fled, gaining distance. "Too bad, you're not getting any!" He screamed, over his shoulder. "I don't fuck with perverted cops, Officer Yu Kanda."

Confused for a moment, he patted his pockets, and growled under his breath. Not only was his target a murder, but a fucking pickpocket! The moyashi would pay for that.

Outside, Allen twirled Yu Kanda's police badge around with glee. Not only had he given the pervert what was coming to him, but stolen his police badge; identification and all. Of course, it was a surprise to learn that the molester WAS actually a real officer of the law. "I guess the authorities have really low standards these days..."

Grinning to himself, the white-haired youth stepped back into the shadows of a building, so as not to scare the group of teenagers walking by. Who really wants to see some pale, blood-splattered kid watching them anyway? Letting out a sigh as he lost sight of them, the boy turned towards the direction of his car when his phone rang. Hesitantly picking it up, he smiled at the name that had appeared on his screen.

"Hey Lavi!"

"Allen! Long time no talk man!" Came the cheerful response of the person on the other end of the phone.

The cheerful person decides to continue on with his ramblings. "Listen, I was thinking, we should all go out tomorrow! You know; you, me, Lenalee and some other friends of mine! I have this one buddy who seems really interested in you; I think you'll like him."

"Seriously, dude?! C'mon, ever since you started high school, it's like you've been constantly busy with one thing or another!"

"I know, I know...but you know how Cross is." Where ever the hell he is...I'm gonna kill him...heh...the irony of that... "Maybe another time, Lavi? Oh, and can you tell Lenalee I said, "Hey"? I think she's there with you, isn't she?"

"I swear...are you looking through cameras somewhere or something-OW!" Allen blinked in confusion as he turned the ignition on, deciding to head home. The phone made a few sounds before another voice was visible, this time female.

"Allen! You're seriously bailing again?" Lenalee. Just like he assumed her to be there.

"I can't really say it was "bailing out again" if I never made appointments to begin with..."

"Can't you come with us just this once? Allen, you know what tomorrow is, don't you?" THe white haired boy blinked a few times. "You forgot."

"Ah...um...m-maybe?"

"ALLEN WALKER, YOU DUMMY!" Said male flinched as the phone made shrill sounds, barely sure he was going to be deaf for some time in that ear. The line was silent after the unmistakable sound of a phone slamming back on the receiver was heard.

"Uh...h-hello? Lena? Lavi?" No answer. He checked his phone seeing that he was in fact hung up on. Looking at the down dark screen, and sighed. "I'm so sorry..." It was another few minutes later when something belated came to the young unwilling-killer's mind. "HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW WHO I WAS?!"

After finally making it home, the white-haired boy slowly stepped out of his car, head swiveling back and forth, checking to see if the perverted cop had somehow followed him home. No pervert. No police squadron. Not a single cop in sight. "Huh?"

Yu Kanda had been an officer of the law, therefore it was his duty to report the identity of a murderer...Which he would have done...Unless he didn't and had other plans for the boy. A shudder ran up the boy's spine at the thought.

Maybe he DID need to go with the others tomorrow night. A little relaxation never hurt. With a sigh, the boy pulled out his phone, sending a quick text to his red-headed friend saying that he miraculously had some free time tomorrow evening.

Back in his car, said red-head glanced at his phone, grinning at the sudden message appearing on his screen. "Hey, Lenalee..."

Sitting in his office, a certain navy-haired police officer was staring intently at his phone, willing the stupid device to hurry up and receive its answer. The sight was enough to scare off his co-workers. After all, the man had just gotten kicked in the balls by a murderer; stating that he hadn't even seen the face of his assailant.

The phone vibrated; and the message that appeared sent a smirk to his lips, frightening the other officers down to their cores. "So the little Moyashi agreed..."

With quick fingers, he sent another message back to the person who assumed himself to be his best friend; who, in all actuality was probably his only friend. 'Send me the time and place; I'll be there.'

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There's chapter one~! More to come, and then the updating schedual will be ever Monday and Friday, just like on A03 :T R&R lovelies! Most of us authors don't get much Rest and Relaxation, so Read and Review please :D