Dear Loyal Readers that have been waiting a stupid amount of time for me to get off my lazy ass and get around to doing this,

AAAAHHHHHHHH! EVERYONE! DROP EVERYTHING AND LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!1

'The Oracle: Remastered' HAS BEEN PUBLISHED! GO! GO AND ENJOY THE NEW AND IMPROVED GOODNESS THAT IS THE ORACLE! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THIS!? GO, BE FREE! READ TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT!

Sincerely: Bulba Fett