Meanwhile, on the final level Chef, Chris, Blaineley, and the eliminated contestants are waiting for the finalists.
"What's taking them so long?" Sierra asked.
"I assume it takes quite a while to climb up" Dawn said.
"Good thing we've got an escalator" Gwen said.
"Yeah that was lucky" Cody said.
"Woo! Go! Who's in the finale again?" Izzy asked.
"Brick and Courtney" Cameron said.
"Oh... Eh, I could go for either one of them" Izzy said.
"Same" Owen said.
"So either of you angry about not making it to the finale?" Blaineley asked.
"Very angry" Heather said.
"You would not believe it" Alejandro said.
"Same as them" Jo said.
"You think you had it bad? I was the first one off the island this season" Dakota said. "Do you know how embarrassing that was for me? I got toilet water all over my expensive outfit"
"We all got toilet water on our clothes too" Zoey said.
"Yeah but mine cost more" Dakota said.
"I don't mind being eliminated early" Cody said. "That resort I got to stay in was nice"
"I'm just glad to be in control of my own mind" Mike said.
"And I'm glad to have Mike back" Zoey said.
"Aw, thanks" Mike said.
Mike kisses her on the cheek.
"That's nice" Chris said. "But in my book you're still losers"
"You just have to ruin everything don't you?" Zoey said.
"Pretty much" Chris said.
"He does" Blaineley said. "Trust me"
Brick and Courtney climb up the ladders and make it to the final level.
"Here come our finalists now!" Blaineley announced.
Chef takes out his meatball gun and starts firing at them. Courtney ducks.
"Nice try Chef" Courtney said.
Chef fires at Courtney and hits her. Courtney falls back on top of Brick.
"Ah! Get off" Brick exclaimed.
"Sorry" Courtney said.
Courtney and Brick get back up. Chef starts firing at them again.
"Your aim is terrible" Courtney said.
Chef starts firing more rapidly.
"We should move a bit faster..." Brick said.
"Agreed" Courtney said.
"May the best man win" Brick said. "Or in your case woman"
"Thank you" Courtney said.
Both of them start running towards the sword...
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... Chef fires a meatball and it hits Courtney in the face. Brick runs over to the sword and pulls it out of the stone.
"Yes! I won! I knew I could do it!" Brick cheered.
"Congratulations on winning Brick" Chris said. "As promised here's your million"
Chris hands her the suitcase full of money to him.
"Thank you very much" Brick said.
"No... But... I was supposed to win... This can't happen" Courtney said. "It's not fair... I can't lose"
"Are you okay ma'am" Brick said.
"I'm fine..." Courtney said. "Congratulations on winning Brick. You truly earned it"
"Good job on winning" Gwen congratulated.
"Nice going" Duncan said.
"I thought you did well" Cody said.
B shakes Brick's hand.
"Hey do you feel like talking B?" Courtney asked.
"Not really..." B muttered quietly.
"I'm pretty sure that counts as talking" Duncan said.
B shrugs.
"And now you're back to not talking" Courtney said. "Meh, it was pretty cool to hear you talk"
"Hey Brick" Jo said. "I may literally hate everything about you but... You did good and I'm glad you won"
"Thanks, Jo" Brick said.
Brick hugs her.
"This doesn't mean I want to be friends!" Jo said. "You are still my arch enemy"
"Aw... Isn't that sweet" Chris said. "Everybody off this island now. Because I have a pay cheque to collect"
Cut to all the contestants getting on a boat by the docks.
"See you all later" Blaineley said.
"We never want to see any of you again" Gwen said.
"I feel the same way" Chris said.
The boat leaves with the contestants on it.
"It's been another exciting season of lovely love, hilarious hilarity, and dramatic drama" Chris said. "But don't worry. Another one is on its way. But until next time I am Chirs McLean"
"And I'm Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran" Blaineley said.
"And I'm Chef Hatchet" Chef said. "That wasn't in the script I just like saying my own name"
"See you all later" Chris said. "This has been, Total. Dra-"
Suddenly Chris, Chef, and Blaineley are surrounded by men in black suits, helicopters, and trucks.
"Oh crap not again" Chris said.
Swanson and Henderson step out from a truck and walk over to them.
"Okay people nothing to see here" Henderson said.
"What did we do this time?" Blaineley asked.
"Apparently the man we arrested was not the criminal we were looking for" Swanson said.
"Oh... I wonder who it was" Chris said.
"Don't play dumb McLean" Henderson said. "After doing some digging, we found out about Mal"
"We also found out that you were hiding Mal from us" Swanson said. "You and your partners are under arrest"
"Oh well... I guess I should just turn myself in" Chris said. "Just cuff me and we-"
Chris punches Swanson in the nose.
"Run guys!" Chris said.
Chris, Chef, and Blaineley start running.
"Where are we going?" Blaineley asked.
"My helicopter!" Chris answered.
The three of them get in Chris' helicopter. The copter lifts off the ground and starts flying away.
"Where are we going?" Blaineley asked.
"I don't know" Chris said.
Several government helicopters start chasing them.
"This has been another season" Chris said. "We'll see you next season... Hopefully. Until then I'm Chris McLean and I'm scared for my life. This has been, Total. Drama. All-Stars!"