Eragon stormed into Saphira's large nestlike room. "SAPHIRA!"

The dragon lazily lifted her head and regarded him. Yes?

"What did you do to that Elf?!"

If a dragon could shrug, Saphira did. She gave a yawn. I merely threatened to make her life miserable if she did something that I disapproved of.

Eragon gaped. "You can't use your seniority like that! It's not right!"

Why not? She sounded amused.

"Because you are not the Queen Dragon, that's why!" He growled.

Saphira, much to Eragon's horror, actually tilted her head and considered it. Queen Dragon. I like it. She settled back down onto her large bed and huffed out a puff of smoke. Anyway, she deserved it.

Eragon hissed through his teeth. "Why?"

Because she wasn't the right one.

Eragon vented a tired sigh. "Saphira, this is the third time you've scared a female Rider senseless. I ask again, Why?!"

Saphira gave him a look that made him feel both confused and ashamed. Of what, he didn't know. I do not approve of her.

Eragon glared at his dragon. "I do not need to ask for your approval over prospective relationships!"

Saphira gave an amused snort. We both know you're hopeless when it comes to romance, Eragon. I'm merely helping you.

Eragon gritted his teeth together. "By scaring female Riders?"

Saphira looked very pleased with herself. Precisely.

Eragon glowered at his infuriating dragon.

This just came to my head. Saphira giving her 'stamp of approval' on Eragon's dates. Didn't come out as well as I'd hoped. I might edit it later on.

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