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NamiNobody's Profile
Subscribers: 1 million.
Bio: Professional stay at home art enthusiast and cookie lover. 19 years young. NamiNobody
Doves, in a black sky, shining bright, against brutal hailstorms
Dread, dripping down the face of a weakened smile, yet I prosper on (prosper on)...
I fly towards the sun
Sorry, hold on a second, guys. W-wow, I haven't gotten this emotional in a while. Hang on.
Okay, so, it's been a bit since I've sang anything, I know. I-I'll admit that my voice is a little rusty, but anyway, I hope... that you enjoyed it nonetheless. I've been working on several projects, all in which you'll see in due time, but I wanted to put something up just so you know I'm still here.
It's a little difficult, to be honest. Many of you that have been following my channel have seen that I haven't been the most consistent w-with my updating, but I thank those that continue to support me. I never would have imagined that I would get over one million subscribers… sorry, it just makes me tear up a little, but yeah, one million? Like, it's such an honor. I didn't come from the best background, and I never expected this, but you guys have made me really happy. I hope that I do the same for you.
S-so, um, that being said, in honor of reaching one million wonderful subscribers, I've decided-wait, let me pull it out real quick. I decided that I would like to giveaway some of my paintings as a present to, um, I'll say, three lucky contestants, if that's okay? Okay. And, I'll even sign it for you, if you'd like!
To enter the contest, you have to follow me on Twitter at NamiNobody, the link should be somewhere on the screen right now, but I've also posted it down below. And when you do, well, just t-tell me which one of these paintings you like the most, and tell me your interpretation of it… like what it means to you. You can choose between, this first one… it's one of the first things I painted back in freshman year, um, you can see at the bottom there is a girl in a white dress. And… and as you can see, I'm not sure if the focus on my camera is okay, but like, she's sitting under a tree, hugging her knees close to her chest. There's also a big thunderstorm happening all around her and… I don't know, it's one of my favorites. What do you think?
The next one I have is of this big gigantic castle. Um, I like to call it "Castle Oblivion". I don't know, it just sort of came to me. I remember I painted this one day after school, it was when these girls were being kinda mean to me. Don't ask me what their problem was, because, I still don't know to this day. But they made me cry, so… so I rushed home and as a way to forget about them, I just sat down and painted this out. I don't know, something about this painting made all my fears go away.
Onto the next one, this painting is very dear to my heart. It, um, it shows a girl and a guy facing the ocean, with their hands locked. But if you look closely, the ocean is a mix of all these warm colors like black, purple, and… and hold on, let me focus the camera a little closer so that you can see, if you look over here in the corner, there's a shooting star out in the distance and, like, there are some seashells with certain words scribbled on it. What do you think this picture represents?
So, anyway, tell me which one you like the most, but remember to tweet me! It should be in the description down below, so, um, check it out, please! I will choose which ones I like best, and then we will go from there. Of course, I-I appreciate everyone's opinions, so don't hesitate to be honest… please.
Well, that's all I have for you guys today! Sorry for the shorter update, but t-thanks so much, like and subscribe if you want, and I'll be posting again shortly! Peace!
Comments (732)
"what a beautiful voice and song! really loved this vid!"
"ur drawings suck"
"Outstanding."
"Love the paintings. I think… I like the second one the most. It reminds me of… a lot of things.
"You are an amazing artist."
"Less talking more boobies"
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RoxasXIII's Profile
Subscribers: 12 million
Bio: I'm the bomb diggity dawg! SEA SALT ICE CREAM 4 LYFE! Wait, what do you mean you can't say 'bomb' here?
Holy-
For FUCK'S SAKE!
Did you NOT just see that?! That bitch ass slut just K.O.'d me! No chance to respond. None. Nada. Unbe-fucking-leviable. I'm done. I can't do this.
It's like, he just attacks, attacks, attacks, you block, maybe get one hit in out of like 20 bars and the process repeats. Fuck up, and you're dead. You can tell me to level up all you want, but bitches, I am determined. This is going to happen. I don't care how many fucking deaths it takes, I'm going wring his pussy out to dry and make him call me daddy! CALL ME DADDY IN FRONT OF YO DADDY SO I KNOW IT'S REAL, BITCH!
Alright, let's do this Roxaders, I'm going for the gold. Oh, shit, my headset… alright, alright. I'm going in, gotta use those attack points on his feet. You know the drill. Alright, not bad, not bad… doing good so far. Use the combo! Use the combo! Why isn't my fucking bitch character using Death Moon Rainbow Sunshine attack?! I thought I had it equipped in my deck!
Don't judge me. Fucking ruthless, man.
Wait a second, he's bringing out that huge-
HEAL ME! FUCKING HEAL ME! WHY DON'T YOU EVER DO YOUR JOB?! OH, OF COURSE YOU'RE DEAD IN THE CORNER! OF COURSE! GUESS I'D BETTER FEND FOR MYSELF!
Fucking useless goose. I swear, I'm going to make goose platter out of your ass after this. What the freaking fuck kind of game chooses a goose and a cat as allies? The only thing they're good for is KFC! For real! When I see geese at weddings I just want to kick them! Okay, just keep rollin', rollin', rollin'... dang, he's too quick!
Fuck's sake, dude. Oh wait, he's pulling out the big guns. Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit… FUCK! I'M GOING TO THROW THIS CONTROLLER AGAINST THE WALL! Fuck this game! I'm done. I'm fucking done!
Bye, guys. Be back never.
Comments (13,260)
"LOL PWNED"
"effing rekt!"
"get anger management, dude"
"Good. Don't come back."
"what an easy battle. n00b"
"NO! don't leave us! we luv you! Roxaders 4 lyfe! /3
"It's okay, Roxas! Just keep trying!"
"Oh u fuckin scrub you're supposed 2 use your fuckin water attacks! fuckin dildo ass cunt."
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SoraDatKeyMasta's Profile
Subscribers: 7.3 million
Bio: Let's be real. The egg totally came before the chicken, guyz.
Okay, focus… focus… there. I hope you can hear me, I'm gonna be whispering through this, so bear with me. So, I'm about to go through this Burger King drive thru. I'm going to ask them for a few things, and see if I truly can have it my way. They won't know that they're on video or anything. Hehe! Here we go!
"Hi, welcome to Burger King, this is, um... Pence. Would you like to try a combo today?"
"Uh, nope! I would just like a burger, though."
"Okay, what kind of burger, sir?"
"What kind of burgers do you have?"
Haha, he went silent! Alright, shh.
"Well, we have all kinds, such as cheeseburgers, bacon cheeseburgers, quarter pounders… there's a menu right there."
"Okay, uh, what all comes with a regular cheeseburger?"
Guys, I think he's really pissed off with me. Dang, short fuse, much?
"On a cheeseburger, there is ketchup, mustard, lettuce and tomato."
"Do we have to get all of those things or can we substitute?"
"You can substitute, yes."
"So, if I wanted Nutella rather than, I don't know, lettuce or mustard, I could do that?"
"If you took it home, I suppose. We don't have that."
"You don't have Nutella?!"
"Sir, what can I get for you?"
"Okay, okay. Real talk now. I want a cheeseburger, but could you possibly, I don't know, put some melted cheese on top of the bun, along with some pickles? I'm doing this taste test and I want to prove that things do taste different when you place the items elsewhere."
"Um, okay. Anything else?"
Guys, I'm dying right now. He may actually do it!
"Nope, that's all!"
"$1.76, first window."
I can't even hold in my laughter anymore. He's like, legit pissed. Maybe I'll give him a hundred dollar bill or something. Okay, drivin' to the window, la la, did you guys know that I like to sing in my spare time? Okay, we're here. Shh.
"Here ya go!"
"Sorry, we can't accept $100 bills."
"It's fine. Just keep the change!"
"Sir, we can't-"
I think he'll thank me later. If anyone knows Pence, let him know he was a great sport! Well, chow time!
Comments (9,403)
"Lucky bastard! I wish Sora would give me $100…"
"I wish Sora would give me his babies."
"doesn't he have a girl"
"Does he? I don't know, and I don't care. My uterus is prepared."
"this was so dumb. i can make videos way better"
"Coming from the guy with zero videos and two subscribers, probably his mom and aunt."
SoraDatKeyMasta: Come on, guys! Play nice!
"omg marry me"
"NOTICE ME SENPAI!"
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The Kil La Kairi Show's Profile:
Subscribers: 4 million
Bio: I eat nothing but McDonald's cheeseburgers. Am I going to die?
GUYS, I CAN PRACTICALLY TASTE THE POLYCARBONATE PLASTIC 3!
It is becoming a reality. The game we have waited day in and day out for like, 12 fucking years. After many spin offs and side handheld games, half of which were totally pointless and unnecessary and made the already fucking matrix plot like ten times more confusing, it is finally within reach. We, my lovelies… have obtained a release date.
2017. It is coming. One. Year. To. Go.
I think everyone knows my feelings about this. Hell, even my grandmother calls me a crazy crack ho, but I DON'T CARE! This game… this game is my lifeblood. I freaking NEED it! I can feel the game, I can smell the game, I can taste the game… it is time, my lovelies.
TriangleExcess is going to the VidyaCon conference this upcoming Friday, and I am proud to say that yours truly has been invited to fly down to Destiny Central to be a part of this holy event.
My butt cheeks are clenched with excitement, peeps!
But NomaTroll promises a 2017 release date, so I have to take his word for it! This is real, peeps. It's happening.
SQUEE!
Comments (5,893)
"OMG so lucky"
"ur so annoying"
"YES. IT IS REAL!"
"Keep us posted!"
"now i aint saying she a gold digger, but…"
"We love your videos, Kairi! Can't wait for the game!"
"you just got famous because of Sora"
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A/N: Note the name change, folks. Formerly SoraxKairi7, in case you didn't know. This is a collab fic with the wonderful Painted With a Palette. This story will be a mix of comedy and romance, but it will also have a deeper meaning and may not be for the weak-hearted. Just a disclaimer, if these screen names are already taken, we didn't know anything about them and do not mean to copy anyone. Haha. Anyway, if you like it, review, follow, favorite. Thanks!
Painted With a Palette: Hey yo! So, yeah, I'm alive and still in existence. I've been on a writer's block lately, a really mean, MEAN writer's block, so hopefully this can kinda bring me out of that. Most importantly, it's an honor to be working with the great SoraxKai-oh, I mean, Sinful Serenata! I hope you all enjoy it, and remember, eat bananas!