AN: Okay. Another chapter for my fans…Enjoy.
CHAPTER 20
Obsessions leads to desperation…
Mabel and Michael opened the door to Dipper's room and saw something very disturbing. Dipper had hundreds of notes, journals, mystical ingredients, and writings on the wall. Dipper was searching for anything that could stop Dante once and for all…
"D-Dipper…What is all of this?" Mabel asked as she slowly approached her obsessed brother.
"Mabel! Shut the door! There is no telling if Dante can see my research or not, I don't want to take that chance!..." Dipper said as he scribbled on multiple papers while reading through many of journals Stan had lent him.
"Dipper what are you talking about? Why are you acting this weird? We thought you left school upset because of Pacifica." Michael said as he closed the door to calm Dipper down a little.
"I did! But I know crying over it will not solve anything. Dante bewitched her into breaking up with me but I'm gonna find Dante's weakness and end him once and for all! Once that is over Pacifica will come back to normal and this nightmare will end." Dipper said.
"But Cindy said Heaven is searching for Dante's weakness now. Why don't we wait and-" Mabel said until she heard Dipper slam one of the journals shut violently.
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT FOR HEAVEN! We need to do something instead of sitting on our asses! Dante could be doing god knows what to Pacifica while we wait for Heaven to send message to Cindy about Dante's weakness. I for one am not going to wait. The sooner Dante is stopped the better." Dipper said sternly.
"Dipper…Not to be that guy but this is starting to sound like desperation. He's a demon after all and a powerful one at that, so how are you going to stress over finding a way to beat him when none of us knows where to start?!" Michael said.
"Well I only been researching for a few hours but…" Dipper said as he pulled up a page in one of the original 3 journals he got from Stan.
"Dipper. This is stupid! I cannot and will not do that!" Mabel yelled.
"Mabel this is the only way so far. So get off your stupid grudge with them and help me out." Dipper said.
"Fine! But Michael is coming along." Mabel said.
"Wait…What?! After everything you told me about them, you are going to agree to this?" Michael questioned.
"Well it's for Pacifica…So I guess we have no choice." Mabel said with disgust on her face as she has to visit her first failed summer romance she had back when she was 12…
An hour later, deep in the forest of Gravity Falls…
"Well well well…After all this time you finally came to your senses and decided to become our queen again." Jeff the leader gnome said with a huge creepy smile on his face.
"For one I was never your queen you little freak, two I'm not here for that and never will, and three we are only here because we need your help." Mabel said with a mad look on her face but Michael calmed her down as best as he could.
"Listen Jeff, we need to have some of your gnome dust you have to kill a demon named Dante." Dipper said.
"DANTE!? ARE YOU NUTS!?" Jeff shouted, terrified by the name of the demon known form many ages.
"Yes. He has someone very important to me-I mean to us and we need to save her from Dante." Dipper explained.
"…On one condition." Jeff said.
"What?" Dipper asked.
"You three have to find us a queen." Jeff said.
"We don't have time to find you a damn queen." Mabel spat.
"Then I don't have time to give you the dust we have." Jeff said crossing his arms with a smug look on his face seeing Mabel's frustration.
"Fine! We'll find you a queen but we need this amount of dust so have it ready once we return." Dipper said as he handed Jeff a paper with the exact amount of gnome dust.
"Very well. Now find us a suitable queen." Jeff commanded as he walked away.
"UGH! I can't stand him and the rest of the gnomes. This is going to take forever!" Mabel whined.
"Well…Not necessarily…" Dipper said nervously.
"What are you talking about?" Mabel asked while placing her hands on her hips knowing that Dipper was going to suggest another task that she wasn't going to like.
"Well…another ingredient is unicorn hair." Dipper said but with hesitation.
"Oh HELL NO!" Mabel said as she began to walk away.
"Mabel please! It's for Pacifica!" Dipper begged.
"Fine! But I'm calling in back up…" Mabel said as she whipped out her cell phone and began making some calls…
45 minutes later…
Mabel was able to get Candy, Grenda, Wendy, Kayla, Jessica, Sarah and Cindy to come with her. Dipper would of came too but he had to find someone willing to become a gnome queen for life but finding that would be like finding a needle in a haystack factory so he had Michael and the rest of the guys to help.
Mabel pounded on the unicorn's door to their new home since they had to move because of Mabel's rampage with Wendy, Grenda, and Candy.
"Open up damn uselesscorns!" Mabel shouted.
"Chill Mabes. I don't think they like to be insulted off the bat like that." Cindy said.
"Oh you don't understand Cindy. These guys are real assholes." Wendy said.
"Yeah they treated us like crap and Mabel even worse." Grenda explained.
"They must die!" Candy said scarily as she slowly pulled out a knife.
"Candy put away the knife." Sarah said.
"Come on they can't be all that ba-" Kayla started to say until a horse shoe hit her in the face from above the unicorn's house.
"OUCH! SON OF A BITCH!" Kayla shouted in pain.
"Ok they need to die." Jessica said as she and the rest of the girls banged on the door in an attempt to bust it down and take the hair by force…
Meanwhile with Dipper and the guys…
Dipper and the guys were asking around town if anyone wanted to be a gnome queen for life. However, not only that no one agreed but people were starting to think they were all crazy or something…
"Guys this is no use! No one is going to agree on something so weird." Zack said.
"Maybe we should have asked the girls to do this and we get the unicorn hair instead." Michael suggested.
"There is no time to switch tasks. Besides, I'm sure Mabel and the others are already in a chaotic fight with them right now. I don't want to be in the middle of that hell." Dipper said.
"Still though I can't imagine any girls here want to be married for life to a bunch of gnomes." Ryan said.
"I agree. That's kind of a weird request." John pipped in.
"There has to be someone…" Dipper said thinking about Pacifica for a moment because everything their doing is to save her. However, if they can't find the gnomes a queen then they won't get the gnome dust…
Suddenly Dipper thought of something as he opened up the 3 journal and turn the pages franticly.
"Dipper what are you looking for?" Michael asked until Dipper found it and showed them.
"The fairy queen." Dipper said.
"I'll admit she does look cute and all but do you think those short little gnome dudes are gonna go for someone smaller than them?" Zack asked.
"Well they do have some bit of history together. However, they had a falling out when too many gnomes wanted her all to themselves so she left is now living on the other side of the forest." Dipper explained.
"How will we get her to go back to the gnomes?" John asked.
"Maybe talking to her and try to convince her that we need their gnome dust in order to save a friend. I'm sure she would agree to that." Ryan said.
"Alright let's try it." Michael said and the guys nodded in unison as the headed towards the woods…
Back with the chaos of unicorn war 2…
The girls finally busted the door down and rampaged into the new home of the unicorns and attacked everything in sight. The only one who stayed out of the fight was Cindy so she stayed outside of the chaos.
Blood was shed, cries were heard, and the violence didn't stop for what seemed like hours. Finally after all the fighting Candy was able to scalp one of the unicorns and all the girls ran out. Wendy flipped them off then suddenly a horseshoe was whipped at her face. She wanted back in to kill them but the girls held her back saying next time.
"Whew…I'm glad that's over with." Kayla said.
"Yeah. Those unicorns are real assholes." Jessica said.
"We told you." Wendy, Grenda, Candy, and Mabel said in unison.
"I hope we don't have to do that ever again." Sarah said rubbing her arms in pain.
"If we do, I'm bringing my lumber ax!" Wendy said in anger.
"I'm bringing my brass knuckles!" Grenda said too.
"My hands thirsts for their blood." Candy sadistically said.
"Girls stop we won't need those things…We'll just bring grenades to blow them to Hell." Mabel said.
"Anyways!...Do we have what we need?" Kayla asked.
"Yes." Candy said while holding up a huge chunk of unicorn hair from the scalp she took off.
"Good…I guess. Now let's bring this to Dipper and see what he has planned." Cindy said still kind of disturbed how violent half the girls were towards the unicorns…
Back with Dipper and the guys…
Dipper and the rest of the guys arrived at the fairy queen's home on the other side of the forest to see if they can convince her of marrying the gnomes again…
"No." The small little fairy queen, Alice said in stubborn defiance.
"Why!?" Dipper protested.
"Because I don't want anything to do with those idiots." Alice said while crossing her arms.
"You sure there is nothing we can do to change your mind?" Michael asked.
"…Well now that you mentioned it." Alice said while looking at the guys with perverted eyes.
"Oh great why do I have the feeling we aren't going to like this?…" Zack said.
Fifteen minutes later, Alice had all the guys help construct a huge garden for the fairy queen…while being shirtless.
"Looking good men." Alice said from her miniature size lawn chair while sipping on her flower nectar drink and enjoying the view.
After the guys were done constructing Alice's garden, she agreed to marry the gnomes again but only for two weeks without the gnomes knowing. Dipper and the others were relieved and happy that they reached another step in saving Pacifica and putting a stop to Dante…
However, Dante was watching both the guys and girls from afar in his lair. It was underground and made of metal walling. Dante was lounged on his black leather sofa with Pacifica by his side flirting and snuggling intensely with him but he didn't care as he watched his magical mirror at Dipper…
"Struggle all you want little boy…It will all be in vain!" Dante said while a sadistic smile crept on his face…
TO BE CONTINUED…
AN: I heard your cries and I delivered as promised. Find out what Dante has in store for our Gravity Falls friends. Will Dipper's plan really be as useless as Dante says? Find out next time! BYE!