Okay, I'm finally back and I'm so very sorry about not updating my story -which I just realized I forgot it's name. Don't judge me peoples, I'm a very forgetful individual. But I come bearing gifts in the form of a new story (Yay!) Onwards my minions!

(Lynx) This is what I came from? -Arches Brow-

(Me) Silence!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story. Don't come after me please, I'm just having a little fun and what not. Please enjoy.

Chapter 1: The Beginning

The stars were bright, the moon was luminescent and the city was alive with destruction. "The city of Townsville!". Soon after the declaration a devastating explosion rang throughout the city.

"Is in some serious, serious, serious trouble". An alarm continues to blare in the distance as various locations pass into view such as the local donut shop. "Day after day, crime and lawlessness run rampant through the city. It's citizens have lost all hope!". The narrator continues. "They're utterly helpless and in desperate need of a true hero! But who? Is there no one who can help this forsaken town and make it a better place?". Slowly, a middle aged man in a white lab coat comes into view as he walks down the checkout aisle.

"Fear not, fear viewers. For there is a man, a man of science. A forward thinking man who never looks back". The narrator goes on explaining. "Back to sweeter times, when there was a spice to life and everything was nice". A pink fuzzy creature wielding an elephant gun and holding a terrified cashier at gunpoint comes into view as the Professor looks back sadly at the scene. The fuzzy creature smiles greedily as the cashier thrust down the money forward. The Professor could only slump his shoulders in defeat, exit and make his way back to his car.

"I must profess, sir, this man, holds the ingredients to Townsville's salvation!". Looking back the Professor was confronted by the notorious gang known as the Gang Green Gang. "This man simply known as". The leader of the Gang lands a solid punch across the Professor's face knocking him out. "The Professor".

Cut to an extreme close up of a lab monkey who screams and proceeds to wreak havoc on the Professor's lab as the Professor himself makes his way through the lab, his head in disarray and groceries in tow. He looked like hell.

During this the monkey, Mojo, continues to destroy everything in sight, the Professor not batting an eye as he watches with a hint of sadness the crazy monkey destroy his life's work. Instead he turns and began adding three infamous ingredients into an cauldron. Snips, snails and a puppy dog tail.

After adding these specific ingredients, he begins stirring the ingredients at leisurely pace as Mojo makes his way, barreling into him causing his stirring rod to break into the chemical substance placed above coincidentally, letting it's substance leak into the cauldron and causing said cauldron to shake violently. The Professor could only look in mix horror and fascination as he backed away slowly. Just then a huge explosion rang out knocking the Professor and Mojo unto the floor and unconscious.

Thrown up against a wall, The Professor slowly came to, focusing his blurry gaze up on the counter were three little boys peered back at him curiously. He could only jump up against the wall, staring amazed before making his way towards, his head tilting comically on the way. Three little boys stared back at him all sporting different facial expressions ranging from, wary and guarded, open friendliness, and clear mocking eyes. On the right stood a blonde, his hands positioned behind his back cutely, in the middle a redhead, his hands placed prospectively in front the other two and on the right a raven with their hands folded in front of them. Their eyes matched the color shirts they were wearing.

"Hey!". Waved the blonde, a bright grin on his face.

The Professor jumped back in surprised. "Aah!".

"What's your name?". He continued.

Momentarily caught off guard, he could only blink and stammer an answer. "Oh, umm, my name?". He asked confusedly before catching himself. "My name is, Professor! Professor Utonium". He answered bowing. "Hello". He smiled.

After time the other boy's expression lightened up to hesitant smiles. Some more of a smirk. "Hello, Professor Utonium, it's very nice to meet you". They all said in perfect sync, it was a little cute. The Professor couldn't help but think.

"It's nice to meet you too". He smiled back then paused. "Umm.. what are your names?".

The three boys couldn't help but share a look. "Well, you made us, so shouldn't you also name us?". The redhead asked boldly. It was a little refreshing from the scrutinizing gaze he had fixed on him before.

"Umm.. this is so cool". He said to himself kneeling down and rubbing his chin. "Well, now let's see... because of your directness and ability to stand strong for everyone, I think I'll call you, Brick!" He couldn't help the pleased grin that spread across his face when the boy, now named Brick, smiled a small smile satisfied. Immediately after his blonde brother erupted into a peal of laughter causing his brothers to look his way. "Well, aren't you cute and loud. That's it!". He exclaimed. "You'll be my little Boomer!". Said Boomer couldn't help but grin up at him, obviously he liked his name. "So, we have Brick, Boomer and...". He trailed off as he turned to the brunette who looked up, his eyes lighting up but his frown still permanent on his face. "Mhmm.. Butch! Because it also begins with a B". His only reply was an irritated twitch of an eye. "And together you three are perfect little bo, bo, bo, gifts!". He shouted startling the three boys. "Birthday! It's your birthday, I should get gifts!". He ranted as he made his way upstairs and into his car. "Wow! I can't believe this! I wanted to create some kids I could teach good and bad, right and wrong and maybe they'll do some good for this terrible town, and now I can! All I gotta be is be a good parent". He ranted on driving off.

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A few minutes later he came speeding back and hurried back inside mumbling to himself all the while. "Note to self, good parents don't leave their children home alone". Covered in gifts he made his way back down stairs in a hurry. "Snips, snails and a puppy dog tail, who would've guessed those were the ingredients to create the perfect little boys. I still can't believe it worked!". He raved "Who would of thought that's what little boys were made of, three perfect little boys- Ahh!". He screamed as he slipped throwing the presents into the air. He quickly shut his eyes, bracing himself for the inevitable pain but it never came. Risking it, he peered down only to see his son, Brick, keeping him suspended in the air with one hand and Butch and Boomer safely caught the gifts. But the truly amazing feat was that they were flying!

He stared amazed as Brick set him down and floated causally in front of him. "You should be more careful coming down the stairs, you could get hurt". Brick said in a chastising tone. The Professor could only nod dumbly. Not long after Butch flew up, a streak of dark green following.

"Hey, are these for us?". He asked gesturing to the mountain of gifts he was holding. He received a nod to which a smile actually came across his face. "Yeah!". He said ecstatic before flying off. Boomer doing the same with a cry of 'Yippee'.

"Thanks, man!". Cried Brick, before he too took off to join his brothers in celebration. The Professor could only watch in fascination at his creations- no, his sons. He couldn't help but smile. One after the other they all came up to him with their gifts, Butch being the first carrying various sporting gear. "Hey, thanks!". Next being Brick, who's chosen studying utensils instead "Yeah man, thanks!". And last being Boomer carrying a single brown stuffed puppy. "This is the best gift ever, Dad". He said before giving him a hug and flying to join his brothers in celebration. Face lighting up in pure joy and tears welling up in his eyes, the Professor couldn't be anymore happier.

"Yes, it is". He said softly watching his boy's.

But not everyone was feeling themselves, as Mojo lurked in the shadows forgotten and watching the interaction with disdain. He too had been affected, his brain now large enough to burst out of his head. Slowly he backs away into the shadows and leaves the Utoniums.

To be continued.

Okay, there it is! Yes. I did a RRB movie fix

Why? Because I've noticed there isn't really much around and I had to get my high somehow. So alas! This really needed to be a thing.

Tell me your thoughts, who's your favorite RRB, and who's the cutest (Personally, I'm a die hard Brick fan).

But please, read and review. Criticism is allowed and this is not yaoi. I love a good yaoi fic, but this simply for fun.

XoXo; Deemy.

(Lynx) You've been watching Gossip Girl again, haven't you?

(Meh) -Twiddles Thumbs Cutely-