Hey, guys! Don't worry, Things No Longer Allowed will still be continuing. However, considering the original has already gone on for 538 chapters and we're about to pass the 2000-rule mark, I figured it'd be best to start a new story. I have no idea if there's some sort of chapter limit on FFN, and I'd rather not find out.

On a related note, if anyone knows how to work TvTropes, I wouldn't mind a page for this fic on there. Just saying.