The wind blew as Don was shown on camera walking up to a big blue jet. Lots of cars were zooming by on a nearby street.
Don: Welcome to a unique edition of the Ridonculous Race! 26 teams are about to arrive here at this
airport and embark on an insane race around worlds and dimensions. Some will rise. Some will fall. Alliance will be formed and rivalries will collide! Only one team will end up victorious and win one million dollars! Let's cut to the chase and start off THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CC STYLE!
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Don: Our teams are beginning to arrive at this airport and are preparing themselves for a whole lot of mayhem. Let's meet the teams arriving.
The scene switches to a series of taxis driving down the streets. The cameras zoomed in on the first set of contestants. Two kids were shown riding on a bike. The male kid was cycling while the female kid had her arms around the male kid's shoulders.
Don: Kevin and Nazz! The popular Cul-De-Sac kids.
[CONFESSIONAL: Kevin & Nazz]
Nazz: We are in it to win it! Fierce competitors that are not afraid of anything!
Kevin: With my speed and Nazz's determination, we'll take the million!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two men were shown riding in a yellow taxi. One was reading a magazine while the other one was looking into a mirror and was flexing his muscles while posing.
Don: Johnny Bravo and Carl! Best buds and complete opposites.
[CONFESSIONAL: Johnny Bravo & Carl]
Carl: Johnny and I decided to do this so we could have fun together and win big.
Johnny Bravo: And to meet the ladies!
Carl: (Looks at Johnny who isn't listening to anyone now) we'll see how long we last until his usual attitude messes things up for us.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A purple creature and a rock creature drove up to the airport.
Don: Chowder and Schnitzel! Cooking associates!
[CONFESSIONAL: Chowder & Schnitzel]
Chowder: We're here for three reasons! To have lots of fun! To spend time together as a sort of brother bonding time…..and because Truffles forced us to try and get the million.
Schnitzel: Rada rada!
Chowder: I know! So scary and freaky!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two kids who looked like sibling were riding in another yellow taxi. The male kid was reading through a book while the female kid was giggling as she looked outside.
Don: Dipper and Mabel! Twin mystery adventurers.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dipper & Mabel]
Mabel: Going on this adventure is supper cool!
Dipper: Despite the fact that Grunkle Stan made us do it.
Mabel: He wants us to win the million.
Dipper: But we'll do our best and show off our skills.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A blue taxi zoomed by with a man in a lab coat and a platypus wearing a fedora. The platypus was looking out the window with an annoyed expression while the man was humming a tune.
Don: Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P! Frenemies!
Doof: Doo be doo be doo wa! Doo be doo be doo wa! Doo bee doo be doo wa!
Agent P elbowed Doofenshmirtz.
Doof: Ow!
[CONFESSIONAL: Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
Doof: If we win, I will use my half of the million to help my quest to rule the Tri State Area!
Agent P growled.
Doof: Okay. Maybe not.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A spaceship hovered above the taxis heading towards the airport with a small alien and a small robot inside.
Don: Zim and G.I.R! The dominators!
[CONFESSIONAL: Zim & G.I.R]
Zim: We are here to WIN THIS THING! We will stop at NOTHING to get this FILTHY MONEY!
G.I.R: (jumps around) And have fun! Lots of fun times!
Zim: (Stops G.I.R) Stop that.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two girls were riding in a red sports car. One had sunglasses and blond hair and the other had black hair and wore a red shirt.
Don: MC Adore and Rhythm Girl! The rhythmic duo.
[CONFESSIONAL: MC Adore & Rhythm Girl]
MC Adore: We're doing this to show we've got skill and the power over everyone else.
Rhythm Girl: It will be a lot of fun. We could meet so many new friends!
MC Adore: She can meet new friends. I prefer to be a solo act. She is an exception of course.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: More teams are arriving on this train that is stopping itself into a nearby station.
A big man walked out with a mini-gun along with another man with a blue sweater who was looking at some playing cards.
Don: We also have Heavy Weapons Guy and Tycho! Poker players and big gamblers.
[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: We will win this thing! Tycho is my partner but Sasha will also be a team mate. (grabs Sasha, his mini-gun, and polishes it)
Tycho: This is going to be an interesting, long race.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A baby and a dog stepped off the train. The baby was adjusting a laser gun.
Don: Brian and Stewie! The dog and baby duo.
[CONFESSIONAL: Stewie & Brian]
Stewie: Victory will be ours! We might be a dog and a baby but we will show the others that we are their worst nightmare!
Brian: He likes to have power at times. Weird but funny.
Stewie: Hey!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two princesses walked out next.
Don: Peach and Daisy! The princess duo.
[CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Peach: We've had a LOT of experiences with moving around a lot from one place to another.
Daisy: We're princesses but we can beat all of these other teams! Especially the ones we know all to well.
Peach: What do you mean by that? (thinks for a bit then sighs in realisation) Oh! You mean those two.
Daisy: Uh huh.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two familiar men, one who was wearing purple clothes while the other wore yellow ones, walked out while grinning.
Don: Wario and Waluigi! The sneaky money makers.
Wario: Oh yeah! Time to do this!
Waluigi: One million dollars! Here we come!
[CONFESSIONAL: Wario & Waluigi]
Wario: We've got a winning edge when it comes to this race!
Waluigi: Nothing will distract us! Nothing at all!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A woman wearing a blue princess gown and a floating star hopped off of the train.
Don: Rosalina and Luma! Observers of the world.
[CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina & Luma]
Rosalina: This will be an interesting experience. Some teams we will recognise but the others will be unique to learn about.
Luma: Mama could win this thing!
Rosalina: We will try our best.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A purple sneaky man came out next with a snickering dog.
Don: Dick Dastardly and Mutley! The wacky racers.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dastardly & Mutley]
Dastardly: We've had experience with races despite coming last in all of them but this doesn't involve car races! We could actually win for once! Even if we have to be sneaky!
Mutley snickers.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A cat and a dog land down from a helicopter as they make their way to the airport.
Don: Kitty and Dudley! T.U.F.F super agents.
[CONFESSIONAL: Kitty & Dudley]
Kitty: Our secret agent training makes us a powerful team and a force to be reckoned with!
Dudley: This is going to be awesome! Where do you think we'll go first?
Kitty: Don't know. Don't care really. I just want to focus on the game.
Dudley: of course you do.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A boy and an undersea octopus walked out of the train and were at the airport.
Don: Edd and Squidward! The suffering sidekicks.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: We've dealt with a lot of annoyance and we've got a lot in common so it's only natural that we would form a team.
Squidward: We're both formal, like calm things and are going to win this thing.
Edd: We'll see what happens.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A girl with a gloomy attitude walked towards the airport wearing a red dress and a little devil was beside her.
Don: Ashley and Red! The spell casting duo.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Red: Being a part of a race is so awesome! Ashley doesn't usually like going out but she'll be happier after she makes a friend or two.
Ashley: We were signed up for this by Wario to get the money for his company. I'm not excited for this.
Red: She'll be happier eventually.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two smart looking kids walked down to the airport both wearing glasses.
Don: Dexter and Mandark! Scientific rivals.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dexter & Mandark]
Dexter: We're not friends officially. But for half a million each, we'll join forces and win this race. Besides, it was this or racing with Dee Dee and there's no way I'd put up with her.
Mandark: (dreamily) Ah! Dee Dee!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A girl in a smart outfit with a microphone walked alongside a tough looking man with a mask as the two walked to the airport.
Don: Reporter and Wrestler! Interview superstars.
[CONFESSIONAL: Reporter & Wrestler]
Reporter: Wrestler here has the power while I'm the strategist of the group. We've got the skills to beat everyone else.
Wrestler: There are a lot of young kids here. Is there one that catches your eye?
Reporter: (blushing) I'm here to win! Not fall in love!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A boy ran towards the airport wearing a green blazer. Another kid was trying to catch up. He was wearing a yellow and purple shirt with one stripe.
Don: Ed and Eddy! The scammers.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Anything involving money is an instant challenge for me! And Ed here acts as the unstoppable strength in the team.
Ed: My head is like a rock combined with lots of laser guns fired all at once!
Eddy: Hopefully I can keep him under control.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A kid with a sword and a green outfit hopped out of a portal along with a silent boy.
Don: Toon Link and Villager! The little power players.
[CONFESSIONAL: Toon Link & Villager]
Toon Link: Villager and I have a lot to offer! Sure, Villager is silent but we can win this thing!
Villager clapped his hand together in happiness.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two creatures came onscreen chanting 'Ooooooooooh!' over and over.
Don: Mordecai and Rigby! The park workers.
[CONFESSIONAL: Mordecai & Rigby]
Mordecai: We weren't even planning on doing this thing.
Rigby: But we'd do anything to get away from Benson and his anger.
Mordecai: We're just going to chill out and see how far we can get.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two undersea friends rushed to the airport.
Don: Sponge Bob and Patrick! Underwater BFF'S!
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: I'M READY! To have some fun and race!
Patrick: Competitions are fun!
Sponge Bob: And it's always great to meet new friends!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two girls, one with purple hair and the other with pink hair, arrived at the airport in a unique tour bus.
Don: Ami and Yumi! Famous rock stars.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Ami: We needed a break from playing and this race is the perfect opportunity to have a great vacation.
Yumi: That and Kaz wants the money.
Ami: Well even if we win, he's not getting any of it.
Yumi: You got that right.
The two high fived each other.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A woman with red hair and a man wearing a cap walked down to the airport. They both had cameras.
Don: Mona and TJ Snapper! The camera photographers.
[CONFESSIONAL: Mona & TJ Snapper]
Mona: We could take a lot of photos and have fun racing around different places!
TJ Snapper: It's great for our jobs and you said you already know some of these people.
Mona: Prepare for some great memories!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two yellow skinned people walked down the streets to the airport.
Don: Homer and Bart. Father and son.
[CONFESSIONAL: Homer & Bart]
Homer: Bart and I needed a little father-son bonding time so this race is great for that.
Bart: (sighs) Not my original plan but the million dollars would be nice.
Homer: That too!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A crab and plankton using a mechanical suit were the last two to arrive at the airport.
Don: And finally, Mr Krabs and Plankton! Business rivals!
[CONFESSIONAL: Mr Krabs & Plankton]
Mr Krabs: We hate each other!
Plankton: But when this amount of money is at stake, we'll combine together and destroy the others!
Mr Krabs: No one will take the million from ME!
Plankton: You mean US.
Mr Krabs: Sorry. Force of habit!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Everyone gathered around Don who got them to enter the big blue jet that took off after every team entered.
Don: Welcome to the Ridonculous Race teams. You will race all over the world and possibly dimensions as well. Each part of the race will end at a chill zone. Race fast and get there quickly because the last team to arrive at the chill zone MAY be cut from the race.
Ed: Oh no!
Dipper: Need to stay in the lead then.
Don: Look over here! (Points to a box in the shape of Don) This is the Don Box. Find these to receive your travel tips that will guide you around the world. For the first section of the race, please put on the parachutes.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Ed: Cool! A parachuting challenge!
Eddy: Just don't forget to open the parachute.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Dipper& Mabel]
Mabel: Where do you think we'll land?
Dipper: Not sure. But it should be an interesting first destination.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Your first part of the race begins by skydiving down to the ground where the Don Box awaits. Ready? Set…..
Peach: Can't we ask some questions first?
Don: Nope. Sorry. RACE!
Don pulled a lever which opened doors from the floor which sent the teams falling down the skies.
Don: Where will our teams land? What are the first set of challenges in store for our contestants? Who will be the first team sent out of the race? The only way to find out is to wait and watch the next part of…THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!
TO BE CONTINUED