Yo!
I wanted to do a Facebook fanfic for owari no seraph tooooo x3
so I am spreading my lame attempt to be funny, here too!
Enjoy!
Hyakuya Yuichiro Has joined Facebook.
-comments-
Shihou Kimizuki: Let the stupidity prevail!
Hyakuya Yuichiro: Bastard.
-status update-
Hyakuya Yuichiro:
Guess what?! vampires have Facebook accounts! I'LL HACK THEM ALL!
(Hiiragi Shinoa And 7 others like this.)
-comments-
Hyakuya Mikaela: Yuu-chan pls.
-Status update-
Shihou Kimizuki - Hyakuya Yuichiro:
Please stop spreading your stupidity. Normal civilians like me are getting affected by it.
-comments-
Hyakuya Yuichiro: You call yourself as a 'normal' civilian? That's a great joke.
Hyakuya Yuichiro: Oh, and you weren't intelligent to begin with. So please.
(Hyakuya Mikaela and 10 others like this)
-status update-
Krul Tepes - Hyakuya Mikaela:
Where is Ferid?
-comments-
Hyakuya Mikaela: He is making a scene outside.
-status update-
Krul Tepes:
What's the opposite of good looking?
-comments-
Hyakuya Mikaela: Ferid.
Ferid Bathory: Oh please. I am fab.
Hyakuya Mikaela: ...no.
-status update-
Hyakuya Yuichiro:
Ferid's walk looks so abnormal. Does he have polio or something?
-comments-
Hyakuya Mikaela: The fact is: HE IS ABNORMAL.
-status update-
Shihou Kimizuki - Hyakuya Yuichiro
I just saw Guren near the bridge. Are you thinking what I am thinking?
-comments-
Hyakuya Yuichiro: Yeah, let's push that bastard off the bridge.
Ichinose Guren: I have Facebook.
Hyakuya Yuichiro: Shit.
-status update-
Krul Tepes - Ferid Bathory:
Can I give you some useful advice?
-comments-
Ferid Bathory: of course no.
-status update-
Hyakuya Yuichiro:
Don't call me an idiot! I have a reputation!
-comments-
Hiiragi Shinoa: you have a reputation? Hahahaha :D
Ichinose Guren: When idiots claim that they have reputation, it shows how fucked up the earth is.
Hyakuya Yuichiro: OTL
-status update-
Hyakuya Mikaela:
If Ferid was an edible food item, I would have disposed him 4 years ago.
(Krul Tepes and Hyakuya Yuichiro like this.)
-status update-
Shihou Kimizuki - Hyakuya Yuichiro:
Can you PLEASE shut up? I am trying to think.
-comments-
Hyakuya Yuichiro: When you say that, it makes me so tired.
-status update-
Ferid Bathory - Hyakuya Mikaela:
If you don't like me, you can just say so.
-comments-
Hyakuya Mikaela: I don't like you.
DONEEEEEEE! THIS IS JUST A SMALL CHAPTER XD
SEE YOU GUYS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER X3
review? :D