Disclaimer: Saiyuki does not *choke * belong *choke * to me. ;_;

A/N: Hello, minna! This is my first Saiyuki fic and it will be based on one of my favorite movies, The Princess Bride! This will be romance/humor and for those who have watched it, you'll know why. ^_^ for those who have not, well, I recommend it! Yes yes, this is yaoi and for those who doesn't want it, though I highly doubt it, don't read! Any comment is accepted and I won't stop you from sending flames! Just be truthful about it, ok? ^^

This the pairings will be accdg to the movie:

Prince Humperdinck/Buttercup/Wesley, Inigo Montoya, Fezzik the giant, 3 kidnappers (which includes Inigo and Fezzik at first) Vizzini, the gatekeeper and the six-fingered man (I think he's the right hand of Humperdink -_-)

Homura/Goku/Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo, 3 kidnappers: made up of Hakkai, Gojyo and Nataku (?) 0_0 (sorry, can't find a small one), Zenon and Shien.

*******************OOC ALERT! OOC ALERT!! ^0^ **********************

Don't blame me if the characters are OOC! Especially Sanzo! And Goku. and Hakkai. and- oh nevermind! Just be reminded!! ~_~

PS.

For best results, watch the movie! *grins *

Original summary: When a sick boy (Fred Savage) receives a visit from his doting grandfather (Peter Falk) who intends to read to him from his favorite book, he's not exactly pleased to be extracted from his world of video games. However, his mood quickly changes as he, along with the viewer, is transported to a place out of time--to Florin, a kingdom in the ultimate imaginary land, complete with dashing heroes, cowardly princes, rhyming giants, shrieking eels, rodents of unusual size, fancy swordfights, and yes...even some kissing.

The lovely Buttercup (Robin Wright) learns that "As you wish" really means "I love you" when she falls for her charming farmhand, Westley (Cary Elwes). While trying to seek his fortune, however, Westley disappears at sea, an apparent victim of the Dread Pirate Roberts, who takes no prisoners. A few years later, Buttercup, engaged to the oily Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon), is kidnapped by an oddball trio of rogues-- brains, Vizzini (Wallace Shawn); brawn, Fezzik (André the Giant); and sword, Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin in a standout performance). As they sail away toward the Cliffs of Insanity, they notice the pursuit of a man in black...and the adventure begins. A clever fairy tale for all ages, THE PRINCESS BRIDE is arguably one of the funniest and most entertaining films of all time.

Saiyuki summary: Hahaha! Just replace the names with Saiyuki character ones. ^^ But don't worry, it will not be an exact replica. *sly grin * Oh, and I won't go through that sick boy and grandpa thingy. Just straight to the story. ^_~

This is only a note! Review if you want this to continue because you might not want it to then I won't! Date of posting will be unsure till then! Ja bye bye! ^_^

-M-i-