A/N Age, height and weight will be listed at the beginning of every chapter. Yes Goku will be much taller is this when he is a kid. I think it was ridiculous to have him at almost 2½ ft tall at 12 years old. Characters will be OOC but this is fan fiction so its okay.

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball, Dragonball Z or any characters within. This is not being made for monetary gain.

Name age height

Goku 12 5'2"

Bulma 16 5'4"

"talking"

(thoughts)

How I met humanity

"I can't believe it's my wedding day! It feels like just yesterday I was just living on Mt. Paozu with Grandpa and now I'm getting married." exclaims an ebony haired man wearing a red and black fighter's gi. "Um, Goku shouldn't you be getting dressed? We only have an hour to get there." questions a short bald monk wearing a dark blue tuxedo. "Yeah, I'm about to. I was just remembering how this all began..." Goku replied. (It's been over eight years since that day back home. Eight fun years of adventures since I met her on my way back from catching dinner.)

And that day is where our story truly begins.

A young girl is seen driving her car down a mountain road. Her blue hair is braided with a red ribbon and she is wearing a pink dress with a small bag on her waist. This young girl is Bulma as stated by her dress. "I'm getting close. I just know it's around here." Bulma states. "Maybe if I keep heading west." Meanwhile a young boy has just caught him a fish for dinner. "Come on! Where is it? What's that ahead? Is that a fish?! No, that's someone carrying a fish! AHHHHHHHH!" Bulma slams on the brakes when she spots the young boy dragging the fish.

(I killed him. I know I did. I can't believe I just ran someone over!) Bulma looks to see who she hit. To her shock, the boy is just standing there with his hand holding the front of the car. "This is my fish, you monster! You're gonna have to fight me for it!" the boy shouts. Then the boy lifts the car and throws it. (No way! He just wrecked my car! I'll show that brat!) Bulma thinks as she pulls out a pistol and starts to climb out of the now sideways car.

(A weird fairy is coming out of the monster. Maybe the monster ate it.) the boy wonders as Bulma shouts "Take this!" Bulma shoots the boy in the head and watches him fall down. "OWW! That hurt but it won't be enough to stop! You're going down fairy!" the boy says as he gets up and pulls a red staff from a sheath on his back "WHAT?! That barely even fazed him!" Bulma yells in shock. (This is bad! Wait I have an idea! I just hope it works) "Stop! I surrender." she says as she drops the pistol and puts her hands up. "Come out of there!" the boy commands. "What do you want fairy?" the boy demands. "I'm not a fairy. I'm a human." Bulma says trying to calm the boy. "Huh? A human? Really?" the boy questions. "Yeah, my name is Bulma. What's yours?"

"My name is Goku. Don't move!" Goku tells her. He begins to poke her with his staff and notices something is wrong. "Are you sure you're human? You look soft and weak." "That's cause I'm a girl and girls are supposed to be delicate." Bulma explains to Goku. "You're a girl?! Really?" Goku asks excitedly. "Yeah. Haven't you seen a girl before?" she asks thinking (Now that I'm in front of him, he's actually kinda good looking.)

Bulma takes in Goku's full appearance. She notices that he's slightly shorter than her and that he's wearing what appears to be a martial artist gi. It was a blue outfit with red wristbands, a white sash around the waist, black martial artist slippers and what she believes is a brown fur belt over the sash. (It must be a trophy form something he hunted.) she thought as she looks at his physical appearance. He had spiky ebony hair that seemed to defy gravity. He was muscular for his age. (He's totally ripped!) she thought. He was carrying a red sheath on his back for the equally red pole in his hands.

"AHH! I'm so sorry if I hurt you!" Goku shouts, breaking her away from her thoughts and examination, as he put the pole back in its sheath. "Grandpa told me if I ever meet a girl then I'm supposed to be nice to her." he says. "Wait. What do you mean by if you ever meet a girl? Are you saying that I'm the first girl you ever met?" Bulma asks curiously. "Yeah. You're actually the first human I've met besides Grandpa." Goku explains in excitement. "Seriously? What a country bumpkin."

"I'm not a pumpkin!" Goku interrupts. "I said bumpkin not pumpkin. It means you don't go near the city." Bulma explains. "Oh... sorry for shouting. WAIT! You're from the city? Is that monster from the city too?" Goku asks in amazement. "Yes, I'm from West City. It's a pretty good ways from here. And that's not a monster, it's a car." Bulma says while smirking. "That's a car?! I've heard about these things. They seem really weak though. Anyways, since you're a girl, why don't you come back to my house and I'll give you some food?" Goku asks expectantly with a big grin on his face.

(Hmm, should I go with him or do I keep looking? I think I'll go. I could use something to eat and he might be able to tell me if he's seen it anywhere around here. He most likely knows the area better than I do. I'll agree as long as he promises he won't do anything strange to me.) Bulma decides in her head. "Sure as long as you promise not to try anything on me." "Great! I promise now c'mon. Let's go. It's this way." Goku says happily while wearing that same grin. (I didn't see her tail. Maybe she's just hiding it. I'll ask later, right now I'm really hungry.)

A/N: So yea this is my first attempt at a fanfic. I went with something I knew enough about to actively change it. If Goku and Bulma seem like they're not OOC yet then that's because this is just the prologue. I plan for this story to cover the majority of Dragonball and part of the timeskip between Dragonball Z. I'm hoping to make it a trilogy but we'll see how far it gets. I'll try to update at least every week but that's not guaranteed.

So how was it for a start? Good? Bad? Meh? Please R&R I'll try to have chapter 1 out soon. Till next time!

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