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Chapter Four:

Bonnie's POV

I sighed, as I decided to update my status.

Bonnie Bennett: "I'm taking the weekend off. I need a girls' night with Caroline. I don't care if Klaus decides to come to town and throw another tantrum. I don't care if it starts raining fire. I'm not helping you. I don't want to hear from you. I don't want to see you. Don't even ask, or I'm setting your ass on fire. – feeling in desperate need of a vacation"

I'm so tired of everything. I just need one night, where I don't have to worry about anything. Just one night. Is that really too much to ask? Apparently it is. I sighed.

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Oh, goddess… I don't think I even want to know what Elena had to say. It's probably something about how I offended her and I don't have the energy to hear her whine right now. I really don't.

Elena Gilbert: "You don't mean it, Bon. If we were in trouble, you'd help. Why am I not invited to the girls' night?"

I read over what she commented. Yep. That sounds about right. Why is always up to me to help them? Can't they just stop inviting trouble into their lives? I mean, seriously.

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I rolled my eyes and stretched my fingers, before setting them straight.

Bonnie Bennett: "No, I won't. I deserve some time to myself for once. You're a vampire. You can handle it, 'Lena. I want a drama-free weekend. You're too busy deciding which Salvatore you're into, so only Caroline is invited… maybe Matt. I still love you, though! Next week, I'm yours."

I really don't need to be guilt-tripped right now. That is literally the last thing I need. And that includes the apocalypse.

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I don't understand how Rebekah is even related to Klaus. She's so much better than he is. He is such a drama queen.

Rebekah Mikaelson: "If Matt comes, I'm coming, too."

I snickered, when I read her response. And you know what? I'm totally fine with Matt and Rebekah coming. That's fine with me.

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Poor Matt, he's probably defending his manhood. I didn't mean to call him one of the girls.

Matt Donovan: "Bonnie, you I love you, but I'm not a girl! You're gonna have to give tonight a new name if you expect me to be there. I'm a man – damn it!"

I laughed, when I read what he said. Poor Matt.

Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Rebekah Mikaelson and 1 other likes this. Klaus Mikaelson commented on your status.

Oh, dear, God. He's going to find some way to make this all about him. Mark my words. I don't even have to be friends with Klaus to know that.

Klaus Mikaelson: "I beg your pardon, witch, but I do not throw tantrums. I am the Original hybrid. I am not a child."

I'm not sure what's funnier… the fact that Klaus is so predictable, or that it's so easy to piss him off?

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Oh, this should be good. At least Caroline will have my back. I can count on that much.

Elena Gilbert: "Rebekah can go and I can't? Way to make a girl feel loved."

Yep. Typical Elena. I didn't really expect anything else, though, to be honest.

Caroline Forbes: "Klaus, have you met yourself? All you do is throw tantrums when you don't get your way. What do you call daggering your family?! #angerproblems #he'sindenial"

I snorted, when I read Caroline's response. This is gold – pure undiluted gold.

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At least we aren't the only ones who know it!

Bonnie Bennett: "Rebekah if you can leave the drama at the door and swear not to complain, I don't care if you come, for Matt's sake. Matt we can just say it's a night in. Lol. I never said you had a vagina."

I tried to correct my mistake of implying that Matt was one of the girls.

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I'm almost afraid to see what Rebekah said, because I have a feeling that it'll piss Elena off… not that it's hard to do.

Rebekah Mikaelson: "Thank you, Bonnie. That won't be a problem. Awe, is the doppelganger jealous?"

I stifled my laughter and waited for someone else to say something.

Klaus Mikaelson commented on your status.

Why won't Klaus just go away?

Klaus Mikaelson: "Fuck all of you. You're dead to me."

Awe, Klaus is throwing a temper tantrum, just like we all knew he would.

Elena Gilbert, Matt Donovan and Rebekah Mikaelson commented on your status.

All joking aside, I hope I didn't actually hurt Elena's feelings…

Elena Gilbert: "I'm a little jealous, but I get it Bonnie. No worries. We can have a REAL girls' night next week."

Awe, okay. I'm glad she gets it. At least someone actually does.

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Now, let's see what Matt said.

Matt Donovan: "As long we change the name, you can count me in, Bon!"

I laughed, when I read his reply. Of course, we'll change the name. Like he even had to ask.

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I doubt Rebekah will have any trouble fitting in. What did she have to say?

Rebekah Mikaelson: "Nik, have you forgotten that half of us are dead already? Lol. You're getting old brother. #someoneiscranky"

She'll definitely be a good addition to our relaxing night in.

Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Kol Mikaelson and 3 others like this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

Oh, my 'Lanta. What does Damon want? I honestly don't even want to see what he had to say.

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "Come on, Judgy. We all know that you're friends are your kryptonite. Even if you did manage to stay away, I would drag your ass out here to save us."

Damon just had to shove his nose in, where it wasn't wanted. Does he ever mind his own business?

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That man needs to get over himself. Pronto.

Bonnie Bennett: "You just have to ask yourself one thing, Damon. Are you ready to die?"

I smirked, happy with my response.

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Well, I have a friends' night in to get ready for. This should be fun.