Vampires, Werewolves, & Zombies!

Naruto Crossover with Kids Next Door, Blood Lad and Is that a Zombie?

Chapter 1)

"FAIL! You fail, Naruto! Why can't you get the simple concept of the clone jutsu?!" Iruka shouted at him.

"Ha, Freak!"

"Loser."

"Failure!"

"Demon."

"Just leave the classroom, Naruto. I don't have time for those who can't learn simple jutsu that everyone else can understand."

"Ha, loser!"

"Loser!"

"Loser!"

"Loser!"

Naruto with his head down, turns around and briskly walks towards the door and slams it shut when he reaches the other side. He then starts to run away from the classroom with a single tear falling from his left eye, but the only one that was able to see it was Hinata.

"Why?! What did I do to deserve this?" Naruto said running outside, he reached one of the oldest tree in the yard where he climbed up and checked for no one to see him, then burst into tears. After a couple of minutes, he calms down and just waits out on top of the tree.

"Hey!"

Naruto's head snapped up to the voice calling out to him, he looked side to side to search for the person that called his name, but he didn't see anyone. He looked down again and was about to fall asleep, until the person that called him whisted right in-front of him. He jumped up in the air in surprise and his head hit the branch above him and he was knocked out.

Just before he went unconscious he heard, "Sweetie, next time when you are trying to get someone's attention don't startle them by whistling right in-front of their face."

After that Naruto fully fell into subconsciousness. After awhile, he awoke in an unfamiliar room, because his vision was so blurry because all he could see so far were shadows of color of different people crowding around him. Then he heard as woman's voice calling for all the students to back away from him, because he was waking up.

His vision then cleared and saw a lot of girls and boys that were his age. Their expressions varied from worried to concerned to neutral to expressionless.

"Hey, are you okay?"

"It's you!"

She scratched the back of her head, "Yeah, its me. Sorry about before."

"It's okay, dattebayo."

"Dattebayo?"

He blushed red and said, "Sorry, it's a verbal tick that I had since I was little and I never really learned how to lose it. But, mostly it comes out when I'm not paying any attention."

"It's okay. I think it's kind of cute."

He blushed again.

"Hey sensei, do you think we can have him in this class?"

"Really?"

"It depends on what the Hokage says and if he wants to stay here?"

"Well, do you?"

"It would be nice, but I understand if you don't want me in your class."

"Why wouldn't I want you in my class?!"

"I'm not the smartest of students and kind of slow."

"Many don't start out smart, we all learn over time. But, where are you in terms of learning materials?"

"I'm not sure, I'll they give me is old worn-books with some of the pages torn out, Why?"

"Dude, you're not serious right."

Naruto turned his head and saw the person whose voice he heard before he passed out. "Were you with her when I pass out a couple of minutes ago?"

"Yes, she is a bit hyperactive, so I need to reel her in, from time to time. And since trees are basically her home you got unlucky. Most would fall, not jump so high in the air they'd hit their head on a branch."

He blushed in embarrassment.

"Aw, he's so cute!" Said one of the girls hugging him from behind.

The teacher whistled for the class' attention, everyone's head snapped to the source.

"Guys, can we still get back on track?"

"Sorry, sensei."

"Well, it seems the bastards upstairs don't know how to teach for shit."

"Sensei!"

"Sorry, but it seems that they still do, the single out and crush the deadlast routine."

"The dea-what?"

She sighed heavily."The deadlast routine. It's a routine that has been here ever since the K. Attack 12 years ago." Naruto twitched at that, but she didn't look like she noticed. "The deadlast routine, is where the teachers pick the rowdy or hopeless genin that seem like they won't stand a chance in the ninja world and pick on them. They rant and rave on them all the time and never give them a break. Apparently, sweetie you were chosen for this year."

"Who was chosen last year?"

"A chakra-less genin by the name of Rock Lee."

"I was one of them."

"You were a deadlast, sensei?"

"Yeah, I was. I was depressed during that school year and I let my grades slip so I became a deadlast."

"Remember, adults can be cruel Naruto, but children can make new ways to make a person miserable."

Naruto, then flashed back to his days in Iruka's classroom, all the putdowns, punches by Sakura and her fangirl army, insults and sneers from Sasuke and the rest of the class just being bystanders laughing at him or doing nothing about his torment. Naruto almost shed a tear at the painful memories that assaulted his brain behind his eyes.

"That year was the worst year of my life, but I trained to crush all of my oppressors by becoming a nin that they didn't want to screw with. I could have been a front line nin, but I decided I want to help the next generation and raised them to be nins that would respect each other and would never have to face the deadlast routine."

After a moment a moment of silence for everything to sink in, Naruto asked.

"What class is this?"

The bubbly girl, he met earlier answered. "You are in Sector V!" She exclaimed.

"Sector V?"

"Yeah, dude. This class is Sector V, I'm in Sector Z and she is in Sector W."

"How many sectors are there?"

"There are only three, but each class is specialized to fit each student. Do you want to meet with-"

*Brrrrrinng!*

"It seems the school day is over and it's time for everyone to go home."

"Hey, ah~. I never asked for your name."

"My name is Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki."

The energetic girl's eyes widened and Naruto thought she was going to scorn and insult him so he flinched, but she just wrapped him up in a hug and yelled. "I finally meet the guy who painted the Hokage mountain!"

"You know who I am?"

"Yep!"

"Come on, you have to hang out with us!"

"Uhh~."

"Please?!" She whined cutely with a puppy pout and big eyes.

"Okay." Naruto sighed.

"Yay!"

"Come on, come on~!" She said while dragging him out the door.

"Oh, sweetie! Wait! You said you wanted to be in this class, right?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, I'll discuss it with the Hokage tonight."

"Thank you!"

"No problem. Come on everyone. You are done for the day."

"Hai, sensei."

Then everyone scattered and left for home, pondering on the new kid who might be joining them in their conquest of becoming ninjas.

Ending it. Two new stories in the same week and no updates for my old stories? Shame on me, I know, I suck. Anyways, I needed this or else I wouldn't be to focus on my older stories. Don't worry, I'm updating and I update quickly, now that I don't have to do any essays for college classes. Moving forward, if put a new story up they will most possibly be one-shots that haunt my thoughts.

I'll update all my stories quickly and I want to try to spit out two chapters for every time I update.

~Laters, minna. Kourtney Uzu Yato.