A/N: Hello everyone! I'm back again with another new story. This one might be a little… off-color, but I think you'll like it! It involves super-sexy Axel, so… there's that.

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Chapter One

"Fucktwit!" Roxas laid on his horn as some asshole pulled out in front of him. He'd already sat through this light cycle three times, and this idiot was going to make him miss the arrow again. He had never driven through the city before, which had him completely on edge as people fucked with him like he didn't even exist.

"Oh sure, cut me off… I don't have anywhere to be!" his road rage had the best of him, and the heavy metal he was playing was really amping up his attitude. "Fuck… I'm going to be late…" he growled, glancing at the time left until he reached his destination on the GPS.

As if it wasn't bad enough that the only job he could find out of college was a shitty internship, he was about to be incredibly late to his first day on the job. When they said the film studio was located in the city, he hadn't thought much of it, but his several years of only driving on country backroads could never have prepared him for this hell.

"Fuck!" he yelped as someone nearly merged into his front end, his fist pounding on the horn as he flipped them off. When the GPS finally squawked that his destination was on the right, he nearly cried out in happiness. "Thank the fucking Gods…"

And then he had to find a parking spot, and one that he could fit his huge pickup tuck into. That took him a good five minutes in and of itself. Anddd… then there was the lengthy trek from his parking spot to the front door. If he wasn't a good half hour late by now, he'd be surprised.

As he approached the front door, he couldn't help but notice a cherry red Ferrari parked in the closest spot. "Damn…" he marveled, wondering if he was going to be working with some famous actors on the set. The job description had been incredibly vague on the internet, basically only stating that a film director was in dire need of an assistant. When he applied, they called him the next day and hired him on the spot without so much as an interview. He pretty much had no idea what he was walking into.

He stepped through the first set of glass doors, but when he went to pull on the second, they were locked. He noticed an intercom on the wall and pressed the button, "Uhm… hello?"

With a loud hiss, the intercom kicked on, "Yes?"

"I'm here for, uhm… my first day of work? I'm supposed to be assisting Director Kane?"

There was a pause, "…You're late. Come in."

A loud buzzer sounded and he heard the doors unlock, pulling them open and walking into a well-lit lobby. He approached the front desk nervously, where a small blonde girl sat. "Sorry I'm late… I'm not used to driving in the city."

"…Right. Xigbar isn't going to be happy, but that's your problem. Here's your badge, it'll unlock all the doors. They're in studio 7 right now, probably filming. Try not to be too loud when you walk in."

He took the badge that she flung at him carelessly, glancing around for any hint as to where studio 7 might be. "Uhm…"

"Through that tall white door, go right and it's the fourth door on the left," she didn't even look up as she answered him.

"Got it, thanks…"

He was almost through the door when she suddenly called out to him, "Hey!"

"…Yeah?"

"You are over 18 years old, right?" she eyeballed him curiously, popping her gum.

He snorted, "I'm 22. Why?"

"Just had to make sure," she leaned back casually in her chair, returning her attention to her computer.

"…Kay…" he mumbled, disappearing through the door.

Luckily, the doors were clearly marked, and studio 7 wasn't hard to find. He held his badge up to the sensor and the door clicked open right away. However… what was on the other side was not at all what he expected.

His jaw dropped as his eyes settled on the set before him, where a tall man with flaming red hair was plowing a tiny black-haired girl on a couch. He couldn't tear his eyes away from it, it was like watching a train wreck. "Holy…" he trailed off as he took a step forward, walking directly into a craft services cart and sending a tray of sandwiches crashing to the ground.

And the entire studio, including the couple that was fucking, turned to stare at him in shocked silence.

"Who the hell are you?! What the hell are you doing in here ruining my shot?!" an incredibly angry, rather terrifying man came storming up to him.

"I…I'm… My name is Roxas… I'm the new intern?" he offered in a small squeak of a voice, flinching away from the man.

"Fuck… you were supposed to be here a half hour ago. What're you, stupid?"

Roxas swallowed heavily, "I… I got stuck in traffic. I've never driven in the city before…"

"Coffee. Two sugars, two creams. Now," the man narrowed his eyes on Roxas before walking back to the director's chair. He must be Xigbar Kane, though he didn't take the chance to introduce himself, or to tell Roxas what the hell was going on. Apparently he was supposed to figure that out himself.

Axel Marshall wasn't sure if he'd been half asleep while he was fucking this girl or if he was just really bored, but an ear-splitting crash coming from the back of the room scared the fucking shit out of him. He immediately stopped and pulled out of her, sitting back on the couch and looking for the source of the noise. It was difficult to see with the stage lights blinding him, but his eyes finally settled on a short, awkward looking guy standing frozen near the doorway with Xigbar approaching him quickly.

"Ugh… seriously?" the actress under him scooted up into a sitting position and crossed her arms over her chest, "Trying to work here!" she sang, shooting a glare in the direction of the new kid.

"Oh shut up, Xion," Axel rolled his eyes at her, wondering how he kept getting roped into doing movies with her.

She huffed a little and stood up, stark naked, walking off set to grab a bottle of water. One of the crew members immediately wrapped her in a plush robe, doing the same to Axel as he stepped off set.

He wrapped the ties of the robe around him, grabbing a water bottle and cringing as Xion walked up to the director, "Xiggy… will we have to do that scene again? You know how he bores me…"

Axel tried to ignore them, instead searching around for the new guy. He found the kid struggling to figure out how to work the coffee machine in the corner and, rather suavely, made his way over to him. "Sorry kid… Xigbar can be a jerk to the interns."

The blond nearly jumped out of his skin, whipping around to face the tall actor, "Uhm… You… I… Hello…?"

"Are you asking me or telling me?" Axel joked, though he could tell it went right over the kid's head. "…Nevermind. Is this your first job in the industry?"

The intern just nodded, the coffee cup trembling in his shaking hands.

"…They didn't tell you about the porn, did they?"

At the mention of the word 'porn,' Roxas dropped the cup and nearly choked on thin air, "The… the what?"

"Kid… I'm a pornstar. That's what Xigbar does… he directs pornos," Axel told him, leaning casually against the wall. He had to admit… this kid was kind of cute. Most of the people in this industry were just kind of… mean and creepy, but he just seemed innocent and adorable.

"I… I had no idea…"

"What's your name, kid?"

The blond stammered a bit, "R..Roxas… And I'm n…not a kid…"

"Well I would hope not. What're you, 18? 19?"

This seemed to embarrass him, "I'm 22… Why does everyone think I'm so young?!"

"Well, you've kind of got a baby face," Axel pointed out, smirking a little. "Name's Axel, got it memorized?"

"And you're a… p..p… You're in these films a lot?"

He nodded, "Pretty much every one that Xigbar directs. That's the wonderful thing about being bisexual and hot. They put you in almost everything."

Roxas swallowed hard, "Y…yeah… I guess that would be a perk…"

"Anyways, don't let Xigbar scare you. He's harmless, as long as you stay on his good side. Just run his errands and try not to knock anything else over."

"R…right… Got it," the kid picked up the coffee cup and tossed it in the garbage, grabbing another one from the stack.

"Axel, get your ass back on set!"

The redhead groaned, "I guess that's my cue… I can't wait to be done with this scene…"

As he walked back to the set, he noticed something rather strange. Usually he needed a bit of… help… to get ready for a scene, but it seemed like his conversation with that intern had been enough to keep him plenty …happy.

"Damn, Axel… what got you so excited?" Xion smirked as he got back into position, "Somebody get me some lube! I'm drier than the damned Sahara over here!"

The hair on the back of his neck stood up as she shrieked, and he found his eyes drifting back to the blond as he brought Xigbar his coffee. There was something about that kid… and Axel couldn't remember the last time he was remotely interested in anyone. Relationships weren't exactly easy to maintain in his line of work.

"Axel? Helloooo?" Xion waved a hand in front of his face and he suddenly had the urge to smack the shit out of her.

"What?!" he bellowed, making her jump a bit, "I mean… what, are we ready?"

She gave him a confused look, "Uhm… yeah? Xiggy said 'action' like ten times."

"Right…" he mumbled, shoving his cock into her without a care.

"Axel, wipe that look off your face and pay attention to Xion!" Xigbar yelled from his director's chair.

He sighed and looked down at her, trying to seem more excited than he was… but he kept catching that little flash of blond out of the corner of his eye as Xigbar ordered the intern around. Having this kid around was going to be very… very difficult.

A/N: So there you have it. Axel is a sexy pornstar and Roxas is a terrified little intern. Who else is excited to see where this goes? ;P

Again, please feel free to leave a review! I love feedback and suggestions… Some of my best ideas have come from fans! …Lemme rephrase that. Some of the best ideas I've used with permission have come from my fellow fans. :P

There's going to be tons of drama packed into this sucker, so stay tuned for that! I'm hoping this one will rival The Beast in the Basement.

Love you guys!

Simply Rexene