The following was inspired by a recent argument I had with my older brother concerning dinner plans, I was legit pissed.

Disclaimer: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, Bálor to me, everything else to their parent company

"You feel hungry hun?" Bálor would lean back in his desk chair as he looked down at yet another failed idea for a replacement weapon, this one centering around a chainsaw that somehow would double as a shotgun. The silver-haired wolf Faunus would grin as the sounds of Muse's Knights of Cydonia played softly out of the speakers of his monitor, while the golden-maned brawler Yang Xiao Long sat on his bed reading her way through his stack of trade paperback comic books.

"Yeah, I could go for a bite, just not in the dining hall." She would reply as she continued to cruise through the first trade of Red Hood and the Outlaws and bobbing her head calmly as the song repeated. "Sheesh B, I don't get this whole Red Hood thing: Is he a hero, a villain, some sort of mercenary?" The amber-eyed Faunus would crumple up the failed weapon plan and dispose of it without even looking back at the trash can. "Anti-hero mostly, though he will step in and help Batman when needed. And he's not a 'thing', he's human, flesh and blood just like you babe." He would glance over at the buxom Huntress and blush slightly, they had just recently gotten into a proper relationship following the bizarre first few months of his tenure at the Academy, where he had experienced everything from being forced to clean the courtyard as a punishment handed down by Glynda Goodwitch to being the target of an assassination by Weiss Schnee because the heiress was infatuated with her cookie loving partner Ruby Rose.

"Please, ain't nobody else as badass as me baby and you can't. teach. That!" Yang would grin proudly as she set the comic down and laid down in a relaxed position, blissfully unaware of the wrestling reference she had inadvertently just dropped on him. "By the way, weren't we trying to figure out what we're going to eat or something?" Bálor would sigh as he began working on yet another weapon idea that was no doubt bound for failure. "Yeah, but then you asked me about Red Hood and fell off the wagon. So what'cha craving?" The lilac eyed woman would furrow her brow in thought for a few moments before shrugging. "I dunno, ask me again in an hour, I wanna get through another one of these comics before we actually have to go somewhere." The wolf would shrug as he went back to work on his current replacement weapon plan as Yang started in on the second trade for Red Hood and the Outlaws for the next sixty minutes, or at least that would have been the case until his sketching pencil decided to break.

"Ughh, this is some straight up bullshit!" The amber-eyed young man would curse under his breath as he got up from his desk chair and moved to the closet and changed into a somewhat fancy dress shirt before pulling on his Bullet Club jacket and turning to the brawler who still had her nose buried in the comic. "So what do you feel like eating hun, because I'm about ready to hit the town."

"I dunno, whatever you feel like getting because I'm feeling pretty cozy right now." She would flip to the next page without even bothering to spare him a glance, even as the frustrated Faunus pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Seriously Yang, I'll even pay for the both of us just pick a place: Schnee Subs? The Hu Nan Panda? Palazzo's Pizza?" He would continue to rattle off a list of restaurants and fast food joints while only gaining the slightest shrug from his girlfriend as a reply, causing his frustration to mount and manifest as a growl. "Oh for the love of Dust! Will you just pick something woman?!" The sudden outburst would surprise Yang somewhat as she set aside the comic and gave him a curious look before sitting up on the edge of the bed. "You always do this, every time I offer to take everyone out for a meal you NEVER have an opinion: Ruby has the Fruit Factory, Blake has that stupid sushi restaurant where she constantly orders that tuna bowl, even Weiss will occasionally suggest a pancake joint just for shits and giggles." Bálor would groan and rub his temples before he continued to vent. "But you, you never give one friggin iota of where you wanna go or what you wanna do and it grinds my fucking gears EVERYTIME!" He would sigh as he finally said his peace, reaching for his SchneePod and his noise cancelling headphones before heading for the door. "Fuck it, I'm just gonna hit the dining hall and go scavenge the dinner leftovers."

Yang would sigh as she mulled over his words quietly, she had always volunteered to go with the flow and take each day on with the same gusto and self-confidence she had for everything she did, it was that very attitude that had probably attracted the wolf to her. "Ahh dammit, there's gotta be more to this mess. No one blows up over food choices this badly." The brawler would get up off his bed and grab her own jacket before running out after him, making her way down the stairs that eventually led out of the dorm and into the building that housed the dining hall. Eventually she would spot the silver-haired Faunus walking through the courtyard with a dour look on his face, his headphones blocking out her calls for attention. "B! B, c'mon! You can't stay mad at me for something like this!" She would eventually catch up to him, pulling his headphones off and looking at him with some concern along with some slight irritation at having to chase him. "You about ready to talk to me like an adult?" The wolf Faunus would sigh and look at her with an exasperated look on his face. "Look baby, it's not that I never have an opinion on this sort of thing. It's more like I have too many!" She would wrap her arms around his waist and grin before looking up at the starry sky over their heads. "Of course I'd kill to hit Hu Nan Panda, but I also want something from that pasta joint in Vale, heck I'd even go for a burger and a drink from a greasy food truck down the way. Not like the fact that it would go to my hips would be a bad thing." She would wink playfully before ruffling her man's silver hair and giving him a reassuring hug. "I promise, tomorrow afternoon we'll head into Vale and just go nuts: Hit the arcades, see a movie, grab a bite, just do all the wonderful things we can't usually do without being interrupted." Yang would smirk and look around for a split second before leaning in closer to him. "And if you're a really good boy, we'll try a few of those naughty things on your bucket list." The brawler would grin as her boyfriend's cheeks rouged in embarrassment before looking up at her as if to ask if she was serious.

"Remember, only if you're a good boy."

So yeah, this is one of many, MANY blurbs that may be updated sporadically, I have other stories written, even a poll where you can vote on which story I spend the month working on (No completion promised, and this story won't be on said poll) Voting ends next week!