Well, guess who's alive?

I admit, this was already mostly done and just lying around on my computer, but I decided to show the people that I am actually still active. But since I started teaching full time I have lost quite a bit of my motivation – after writing so much for the job, doing the same to relax does not work quite that well most of the time.

Anyway, enjoy this little piece while I go back to the third chapter of One Punch Shirou. You can blame Fate Grand Order for that idea insisting on coming back.

Also, this might seem familiar to you if you ever watched Plastic Nee-san. Some names were changed to humiliate certain characters.

The New Fang

Ever since Blake had left him behind, Adam had been feeling as if nothing was real.

The colors seemed less vibrant, the food he ate tasted of nothing and any wounds he received from training caused no pain.

His comrades and fellow fighters of the White Fang had tried approaching him, asking him about his strange behavior.

However, no matter what they said or tried, they were unable to get an answer from the bull faunus. But seeing how Blake had not returned with him, they were able to draw some conclusions. Had his lover been killed in action, Adam would have been devastated, yes, but he would also have made clear that everyone knew about her sacrifice for their cause.

Since nothing like this had occurred, only one option remained: Blake had betrayed them. Some figured she had lost her nerves, being unable to stomach the fights that needed to be fought, while others claimed she merely had a falling out with Adam and that they were currently "not seeing each other."

And then there were those who thought that Blake had met someone else and had eloped with said new flame. The people who thought that also claimed that Blake had obviously started dating a human, because why else would Adam be THIS down?

Needless to say, the rumors continued to escalate and by the end of the week Blake had been proposed to on the train by a naked human who had fought off Adam in a swordfight. The details were a little sketchy concerning where a naked human would get a sword from, but when they started thinking about the implications, most people realized they didn't want to know what "sword" the human used to fight Adam off.

It would definitely explain their leader's condition.

After one week, the light returned to Adam's eyes, as did the fire to his actions. Upon waking up he had immediately called in a meeting to discuss their future plans. With strong steps Adam ascended the small stage they had built for him in their camp, and his mere presence made the others quiet down. Behind him was a wall made from white cloth that looked like it was covering something that was most likely related to the speech.

The members of the White Fang were excited and burning with silent passion. This was the man they had sworn to follow, the one who had promised to fight for them and made them want to fight for him!

"My comrades! My fellow faunus! I have news to give to you!" Adam began his speech, his voice strong and sure. "As you all have noticed, Blake did not return with me from my last mission. She did not die in battle, no - she left the White Fang because she could no longer accept what we have become."

Murmurs broke out among the crowd. While not everyone enjoyed killing others, they had all accepted that for changes to take place, sometimes you had to take matters into your own hands. This made Blake a traitor to their cause, and they were sure Adam would tell them what his plans for her were.

"I admit, at first I was heartbroken. How could Blake, who has been part of our group for so long, do something like this? How could she abandon us in our hour of need, now that things are finally progressing towards change? Was the love she had for us so weak?"

As Adam continued speaking, the crowd was hanging on to his every word, the bull faunus getting more and more impassioned as he kept talking.

"But then I realized something! All this time I had thought that fighting was the only way to win equality. And that is still true! But! We are fighting with the wrong weapons!"

Now the worry from the earlier days returned. Many wondered if Adam was really alright. And what the hell was he talking about? Wrong weapons? What, were they supposed to fight using hugs now?

The White Fang members' confused thoughts were interrupted when Adam spoke up again.

"My friends! The answer has been obvious from the very start! Tell me, if a faunus and a human breed, what is the result? You! Answer!"

Adam pointed at a random sheep faunus, who was badly startled upon being put in the spotlight. She still managed to stammer out an answer.

"Uh, they, they usually have a faunus child like the parent..."

"CORRECT!" Adam shouted, making the sheep faunus faint in shock.

"Do you understand, my brothers and sisters?! We never HAD to fight the humans! To overcome their oppression, all we have to do is mingle with them! As we continue mixing with them, eventually our superior faunus genes will overtake humanity and WE will become the majority, and humans will be the ones outnumbered by us!"

A stunned silence followed as people tried to comprehend what Adam considered the greatest plan ever.

"To achieve that goal, the White Fang can be no more! No, from today on we are -"

At this, Adam pulled on a nearby rope and allowed the white cloth behind him to fall down, revealing another wall of cloth with a logo printed on that no one had ever seen before. It looked like a crossed-out pair of underwear to be honest. And as if to confirm that suspicion, Adam's clothes flew off the stage as well.

"THE NAKED FANG! Join me, brothers and sisters! There is love to be spread!"

Needless to say, pandemonium followed as the White Fang shifted from organized terror to orgynized terror.

Blake and Yang were running. What had started out as a simple mission had become so much more.

How could they have expected a massive White Fang camp hiding out directly in the ruins of Mountain Glenn? They had to warn the people of Vale, find the rest of their team and -

"Oh Blake, don't run my love~~~"

Oh yeah, and that.

Blake and her partner turned around and came face to face with the man that Blake had left behind along with her old life. Her old partner (and as much as she was ashamed to admit now, boyfriend) Adam Taurus.

He looked the same as ever, wearing a dark trenchcoat and a big grin on his fa-

Blake's eyes widened and her jaw dropped.

"... Adam, are you smiling?! And, is that a happy smile? Not a psychotic 'I will carve you up' smile? ... Are you on drugs, Adam?"

Yang looked between the two faunus in confusion as Adam laughed joyously, like a child playing with his friends.

"Haha, of course not, Blake! I am just happy to see you! And I see you even found someone else after me, and a human at that! Splendid! You see, ever since the White Fang disbanded, I wanted to see you again to show you what your departure made me realize!"

Adam swept out his arms. "Fighting is not the answer! Love is!"

Silence followed.

"Psst, Blake, is this guy for real?" Yang whispered. Blake was not sure how to answer.

Adam ignored their whispering and continued his monologue.

"After you left us, I was wallowing in despair. But then I understood. How to win both equality and you back. I just had to spread the love between both humans and faunus!"

At this point, Blake and Yang were both wishing that Adam would just try to kill them it would be easier to figure out how to deal with him that way.

"… Blake? This guy is scaring me. Not like grimm, more like 'why is someone like that not in a rubber cell?'"

"… it seems me leaving him caused him to snap. I did not expect this to be honest, he always seemed more like the possessive ex-boyfriend type, you know?"

Having finished his speech, Adam turned towards the two girls with a flourish.

"Well then, Blake, to show you that I have changed, allow me to give you my love – free of charge!"

Adam brought his hands together as if for a prayer.

And then his clothes exploded, leaving him wearing nothing but a thong and showing the two girls more of him than they ever wanted to see.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Yang and Blake shouted in unison.

But Adam ignored them. "Now, embrace me!"

He crossed his arms behind his back, and the disturbing grin from before returned.

The leader of the Naked Fang then advanced towards the girls – with pelvic thrusts.

"YAHOOOOO!"

Many screams echoed through the caves of Mountain Glenn that day...

After a long and hard escape – in more than one way, Yang remembered with a shudder – the two girls finally managed to shake off their pursuer. And despite the terror the two had faced, Yang could not stop herself.

With a grin she turned to her partner.

"Wow, we really caught him with his pants down, didn't we Blake?"

The look Blake shot Yang made the blonde fear that she might have to run from another faunus in a moment.

"... there are no words to express how much I loathe you right at this moment, Yang Xiao-Long."

"YAHOOOO!"

"Oh god he's back, keep running!"