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"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves.

*story start*

*Hidden Leaf: Secret cave*

"They're beautiful." Kushina Uzumaki muttered as she held two children in her arms. The one in her right was a tanned skin child with strawberry blonde hair, that resembled her fathers wrapped in a golden blanket. While the one in her right was a pale skinned, noticeably smaller out of the two, and had smooth crimson that resembled hers and was wrapped in a dark blue blanket.

"You should back away from them Kiiroi Senkō(Yellow Flash)." A one eyed ninja in a tiger themed mask warned him as dozens of explosive seals appeared along the cave walls.

"You bastard. What did you do?!" the yellow flash yelled as he pried the strawberry blonde twin out of Kushina's grip, and aimed a kunai at her stomach.

"I'll give you a choice, catch her or die." the masked ninja yelled as he chucked the golden blanket wrapped child into the air, and disappeared with Kushina and the second child.

"Damn it! INU! Gather all available LEAF ANBU to find that bastard." the blond ninja ordered as a young adult with gravity defying silver hair leapt off towards the village.
"WHAAAAAAHHHHH!" The young blonde wailed as she stared up at the aggressive looking man holding her.

"Be quiet. I have bigger things to worry about." The adult barked at her as he focused on the glowing light on the horizon.

*Unknown location*

"W-who the hell are you?" Kushina asked as the masked figure chained her flat on a stone tablet, with the crimson haired child resting barely above her stomach. She was

"Call me Madara Uchiha, the monster that goes bump in the night. It won't matter to you soon. All I need is the Kyuubi." Madara declared as he placed his hand above her seal, and morphed his Sharingan into a triple triangle around his pupil, with curved blades rotating clockwise.

"AAAAHHHH! YOU FUCKING SHIT-HEAD! THIS IS NOTHING! TRY SQUEEZING TWO STUBBORN KIDS OUT OF YOUR BODY!" Kushina screamed as the violent, crimson coloured energy was ripped out of the seal on her navel, with parts of the energy collecting around Naruto.

"Come out and play... KYUUBI!" Madara yelled as the sporadic energy began to take shape of a massive fox. It's most discernible feature was the Nine tails viciously swaying behind it, and the three tomoe Sharingan on display on both pupils.
"F-f-fuck y-you!" Kushina sputtered as she clutched her son in her arms.

"You sure are an Uzumaki. Determined 'til the end. It won't matter now. Kyuubi, your mission is to destroy as much of Konoha as possible." Madara ordered as the fox ignited its tails with blue flames on each tip.

"Easy." The fox's deep voice resonated through the clearing as the fox charged towards the Village, leaving nine trails of blue fire behind the titanic figure.

"Enjoy your last moments alive Kushina. I hope your child does as well." Madara told her as he vanished in a vortex focused around his single eye.

"Naruto-kun, I'm sorry. I don't think ... I will be able to ... hold out for ... to long." Kushina started to wheeze out as a cloaked figure with Snow white hair, and a purple mask of a smiling, red horned, demon.

"Kushina Uzumaki, Naruto Uzumaki, you know why I'm here." A regal, yet dark voice echoed from underneath the floating spectres mask.

"Why Naruto-kun, he was just born?" the fading Uzumaki heiress asked as she held the pale skinned redhead close to her chest.

"Your child is sickly, and reeked of death. I could smell him from the otherworld." the demonic figure warned her as the child grabbed several stands of Kushina's hair.

"Please, it's a dying woman last request. Please! The Uzumaki have served under you for generations." Kushina pleaded as she held a necklace of a upside down triangle inside of a circle.

"I will help him out on a contract. I will make sure that Naruto lives, but he will act as my reaper on this land. You will remain by his side as a demon weapon, to help him gather the souls of the deceased." the ominous spectre figure laid out as they held out a dainty hand out for Kushina to accept.

"If Naruto-kun is alright... I accept." Kushina agreed as she shook the figures hand, and she yanked Kushina's soul from her body. The figure set Naruto on the ground, and used their deistic powers to transform her body into a black scythe with crimson ripples running along the blades edge.
"The contract has been set. Naruto's body will not succumb to his illness, and your soul is bound to this weapon. His new powers will fully awaken at age 5, and he will be expected to fulfil our deal." the reaper orientated figure declared as she infused Kushina's soul with the weapon, and bound the scythe with Naruto's soul.

'What happens next?' Kushina asked as her androgynous form reflected from inside the blade.

"Your child's sperm supplier is summoning me, so I'll be brief. Your weapon form will be able to be called upon by Naruto when he's able. Your consciousness will be shared with your sons. You will be a passenger along for a ride until he can call you forth." the suddenly female sounding figure informed her as the scythe vanished inside of the infants body.

"Now I must be off. An ANBU will be by in several minutes to find Naruto." The grim reaper declared as she flew towards the massive frog, that was struggling to hold a colossal vulpine.

'Don't worry Naruto-kun, I might not be able to hold you, but I will keep you safe.' Kushina muttered from her unknown residence inside her sons body as the Kyuubi began to shrink down, and disappear towards a single point.

*Timeskip 5 years later*

"Otou-sama, where is Nii-san?" a strawberry blonde in a golden yellow sundress asked the infamous yellow flash as she tried to call her 'cha-kara' forth.

"I've told you this before Nami-san. Naruto is being trained by a specialized teacher because of how fragile his body is. Now focus on drawing out your chakra so we can ready you for the academy." Minato explained to his daughter as he refocused his attention on the book labeled 'Advanced sealing', while Nami noticed her brother seated underneath a nearby tree.

He was in a dark red t-shirt with a black cloak covering his face and upper body. Unlike her, he had dark red hair and pale skin. He tended to wear dark clothing and kept his skin covered from sunlight.

'I have to hurry. Maybe if I get this, I can play with Nii-san.' Nami thought confidently as she focused the warm feeling inside her chest, and pulled it out of her body. Blue flame like energy exploded from her body, and formed a cocoon around herself.

"Congratulations Nee-san, you've exceeded what's to be expected of you." Naruto congratulated her as he walked towards her under a black umbrella, to hug her.
"Arigato Nii-san! Do you want to train with me under Otou-sama?" Nami asked him as Naruto gave Minato a quick, unnoticeable glare, before giving her a fake smile.

"Can't right now Nami-Nee. Your much stronger than me, so I have to train in a specialized way." Naruto apologized, all the while never stepping put of the shade of the bat themed umbrella.

"Alright Nii-san, but your going to play with me when we're done training." Nami ordered him as he nodded.

That's fine. Now hurry up and finish your training for today. The sooner your done, the sooner we can play, but don't cheat. It's better to do it right now, than wrong and later." Naruto informed her as he walked back to his spot under the tree, and sat down. Waiting for his sister to finish her training.

"Nami-san, now that you have access to your chakra you will practice levitating twelve leaves 5 cm above your body. One on your forehead, three on each forearm, two on each leg, and one on your stomach. As soon as you can do that and keep them there for 10 minutes, your training will be finished for now." Minato ordered as he refused to look up from his book.

"O-ok, Otou-sama." Nami sadly agreed as she grabbed a dozen leaves from Naruto's tree.

"You can do it Nee-chan. I know you can." Naruto told her as she ran back to her spot to happily practice her training. While Nami focused on her training, and Minato read his sealing, Naruto practiced trying to call out the cold feeling that he felt in his right side. Slowly, the tip of a onyx and crimson curved blade began to extend out of his palm. The blade extended out 45cm from his palm, before a part of a silver pole became visible.

As he continued to extract the weapon, the handle of the weapon nearly towered over him. The scythe stood 110 cm, in comparison of his 100 cm stature. In the reflection of the blades head, he saw the semi-androgynous form a person. She had long crimson hair like him, and stunning violet eyes. He couldn't really tell much about her, but she would easily be an adult based on her appearance.

'Congratulations Naruto, you've gained access to your weapon.' the lady told him as looked over at his sister, and Minato. That man was focused on his book, and Nami was levitating three leaves for a few seconds before the fell and she had to retry. He carried the scythe further into the forrest to talk to the lady. After he walked for a good minute, he embedded the handle into the ground and stared at her.

"Who are you? Why are you in a scythe that was inside my body?" Naruto asked her as he opened the umbrella and sat down in front of her.

'Let me start at the beginning then. My name is Kushina Uzumaki, your deceased mother. When you were born with your sister, a mysterious man attacked me and nearly killed me. I wasn't the only person effected at that moment though. When you were born, your body was frail and smaller then average. The grim reaper appeared for us, but I made a deal with her. You would help her guild the dead into the afterlife, and she will let you live.' Kushina explained as Naruto ran his small hand across the blades edge.

"Is that why I could see those transparent people?" Naruto asked as she nodded.

"Correct. Those people were deceased people with unfinished business. While I don't expect you to start harvesting the souls of everyone you meet, but try and help any spectres that you can.' Kushina declared as he nodded.

"Ok. What should I call you miss?" Naruto asked her as he hoisted the scythe on his shoulder.

'You can call me Kaa-chan, or Kushina-san if you prefer.' Kushina explained slightly sad that 'Madara' ruined her chances on being a mother.

"Alright Kaa-chan, but what should I do about this scythe? I can't carry this around with me." Naruto asked said woman inside the weapon.

'This weapon is connected to your soul. You have to 'will it back' for a lack of better words. It's like calling chakra and then releasing it.' Kushina explained as Naruto tried to do as she explained. The weapon began to be absorbed by his body, and left him empty-handed.

"I should head back before Nami-san is finished." Naruto muttered to himself as he opened the umbrella, and moved back to his spot underneath his tree. Right when he was resting in the shade of the tree, he felt a burning feeling in his stomach and drifted into unconsciousness. Neither of the two other people noticed his disappearance, reappearance, or lack of consciousness.

*Unknown*

"This is strange..." Naruto muttered as he walked through a forrest that had massive trees, even for a child. Well he wandered through the forrest, he noticed a dark red light radiating from the top of one of the trees.

"So you decided to enter? I have to admit, your either brave, stupid or both." a powerful voice declared from all around the clearing.

"Who are you? Where am I?" Naruto 'calmly' asked them, while he was nearly collapsing under the overwhelming power that this area was giving off.

"Looks like its the second one. *sigh* I'll give you a clue. I'm sealed inside your sister, and I have the power to eradicate entire villages." The voice declared as a humanoid figure began to descend from the trees.

"The only being who has been known to do that... is..." Naruto trailed off as glowing orange coloured fur flashed in front of him.

So your not entirely stupid. I can make this work. Yes it is I the mighty..." The figure added a dramatic pause as a ring of fire circled around her landing spot. "The Kyuubi no Kitsune."

*End*