Guess who is avoiding responsibilities!

Chapter 2: How Offensive can I get with a girl who bends lightening?

1 Week Later

So I had already spent a week in bed. I was bored as fuck. Like I could not read their language, and only Katara and Toph came to visit me. They were nice but I didn't really want to mention the truth about my origins so I kept quiet most of the time.

No one was there so I mumbled, "Fuck vegetarian lifestyles."

"Whoa…" I snapped up to see Sokka standing there with a bowl of soup.

"Um hi…?" I said.

"Yo, I'm Sokka! Katara's my sister." He said.

"I see. I thought there was resemblance between the two of you." I said. "Is that Aang's soup?"

"Yeah but do you really want it?" He asked looking down at it.

"If I say no will that make me an ungrateful asshole?" I asked with a grimace.

"Nah, if there is one thing most of us can agree with it's that vegetables do not do it for us," He said with a grin. "I got some meat downstairs that is cooked to perfection. You want some?"

"Yes, please!" I replied. "I don't think I can stand to eat Vegetable soup anymore! I fucking hate it!"

"You and me both!" He exclaimed walking away. "I'll be back with the proper meat ratio in a bit!"

I smiled happy that I finally could have some meat. I swear, I was surprised that I had lasted that long.

"Hello there." I heard a smug voice say.

I looked to my side and saw Azula standing there. Honestly it took so much for me not to freak out and fan girl over the others, and her being there was just really testing my inner fan girl.

"Hello…" I managed to say evenly.

"You know, my brother usually tends to find silly sea shells on the beach and bring them home. This is the first time he's brought home a person." She said playing with some of her long hair.

"Well it was a nice break from dealing with a crab." I said smiling sweetly at her.

She looked at me as if deciding whether to be impressed with my insult or amused at my attempt to hold my own against her.

"I must say, most people don't live past a few minutes when dealing with me," She began.
"But you're quite lucky I don't have the urge to kill you yet."

"I'm sure your brother won't be pleased with the mess and I am not fated to die at the moment, sadly," I said. "But I'm sure next Tuesday will fit both our schedules don't you think?"

She laughed and I felt proud, she was one of the scariest people ever and I got her to laugh.

"Well you certainly are entertaining," She said moving from the door to take a seat in a nearby chair. "You're also quite pretty. My idiot brother is a sucker for pretty eyes, you know."

I blushed and replied, "No I did not know. I doubt that information will do me much since I certainly don't intending to stay long."

"Oh really?" She didn't care and I was very glad for it. It would make it easier to bum it when I left.

"Yes." I replied keeping my answer short.

"That's good, it's bad enough when the Avatar and company come and mooch off us. What the people will say they hear that a young, unmarried woman is currently living on the purse of the Fire Lord, oh the scandal!" She said with a mocking voice.

"Probably that I'm the luckiest whore on the planet." I mumbled lying down.

"You said it, not me," She said. "I wonder what Zuzu will do if he hears the rumors. Oh it'll just break the poor baby."

"You'd love that." I muttered.

"I'll admit it. I would love to see him cave into that sort of scandal, but you seem like an unfortunate realist who probably understands these situations much better than the avatar who is so innocent to the world at his age." Azula said standing up.

"Pardon the lack of bow, unfortunately for us, my leg is of no use and if I put pressure on it I'll be here for longer than intended." I said smiling sweetly at her.

She returned the smile, and I could feel the death threat in it.

"Be sure to be quiet when you leave." She said walking off.

I nodded and waited until she was gone before grabbing my pillow and squealing into it. I was such a fucking sucker for the fire nation siblings.

Well this was fun. Leave me prompts for this horrible thing :D