A request for Queen Hobbit22 though I find myself rather enjoyed this crossover pairing for Harry since has much potential at parts. It's rather fun writing a peeve Harry especially a bit more of a girl looking one. One of these times got to try a hand at a girl Harry…hn.

Disclaimer: Don't either at all. No money off this and just own plot.

I'm a Boy!

Summary: Harry never thought he would find the fact his looks is more on the girlish side be annoying until he meets a man who assumes he's a she. He plans to have a talk with Ryou about Bakura spreading rumors he's a girl after this.

Warnings: Au, Pre-slash, ooc, girlish looking Harry, language


"Hello beautiful," A baritone voice growls huskily, in Harry's ear.

Harry suppresses the urge for clenching his hands into fists to beat the shit out of this arrogant man he's currently been set on a date with. Sure his tan arms look strong and good to take a better look at other than those crimson color eyes. The blond, red, and black tri-color locks flashing in anti-gravity spiked hair do. 'Keep an open mind about Atem,' Harry chants in his mind.

"Did you do anything interesting until we meet, my sexy princess," Atem ask touching his cheek.

Eyes twitching, he asks through clench teeth, "Who told you about me?"

"Surprisingly enough that Tomb Robber Bakura mention about a woman he and Ryou knows about." Atem answers with a shrug.

'THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING ASSHOLE! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!' Harry howls in his mind planning of a way to get revenge on Bakura even though he find himself agreeing about the former spirit of the puzzle is an arrogant egoistic jack ass worse than one Seto Kaiba! And he meet that man before as well.

"Well Atem let's get one thing straight," Harry said lowering his eye lashes making him more adorable to the man who begin to start thinking this date may end into a night of pleasure.

"Okay."

"Atem….I'M A BOY!" Harry shouts glaring daggers at the man.

"But how? You are so beautiful," the man stammers eyes widen as Harry stands up from the table ignoring rest of the customer as he push down his pants and boxers reveling he is in fact a male.

"IS THIS PROOF ENOUGH JACKASS?" Harry snarls pulling up his boxers and kicking off his pants before punching Atem in the face giving the slightly taller man a shiner.

Atem blinks a few times choking out, "My apologies, Harry. Can we still go out on a second date?"

Harry looks at the man coolly remarking with such icy disdain earning more of the man's interest and somewhere in the distance one Severus Snape proud with his leaving exit, "We'll see Atem. Now to find one Bakura for an ass kicking!"

With that Harry leaves the restaurant with his pants in hand and the crowd applauses following him. Atem chuckles with a soft comment, "I do like my future lovers feisty.


Arashi: Reviews are appreciated