MY FIRST SNK FANFIIIIIIIIIIIIC! AMG. *ahem* Anyways, I made this fic that also is a "messenger" kind of way with Vocaloid. But it got deleted because it's not in a paragraph form :( So I inserted some story bits here hehehe

Enjoy~


ArminArlert entered the chatroom

mikasa_ackerman entered the chatroom

moveslikejaeger entered the chatroom

ArminArlert: So you guys started using the Survey Corps' new invention too huh?

moveslikejaeger: yeah, squad leader Hanji told me to try it

mikasa_ackerman: It's pretty convenient.

ArminArlert: It really is, actually. With this, communication throughout the squads would be much more discreet. I bet Commander Erwin placed a lot from the budget for this.

moveslikejaeger: I don't know why you guys chose usernames as boring as your topic.

ArminArlert: Hey! It's not that boring. I just can't think of a name yet, that's all.

mikasa_ackerman: It may be boring, but I won't choose a username that sounds stupid.

moveslikejaeger: HEY. IT'S NOT STUPID. IT'S WITTY. Don't you freaking get it Mikasa? Moves. Like. Jaeger. I have some pretty slick moves too you know. You're not the only martial artist here!

mikasa_ackerman: Yes, Eren. I did get it. Your "moves", as in the way you combat.

moveslikejaeger: EXACTLY. MOVES. LIKE. JAEGER.

ArminArlert: You guys…

jean-boy entered the chatroom

connienumbah1 entered the chatroom

ArminArlert: Hey guys, so you're here as well

connienumbah1: hsd a hard figurin' it out but I managd

jean-boy: yeah, with Sasha giving you a 5-hour tutorial about it. All you had to do was freaking press some letters to form words.

connienumbah1: sjut yhe hel up, horseface as ig youre good at everthinhn

connienumabh1: dammyt its sp hsrd to press lettrs on tgis damn thing!

connienumbah1: DSMMIT

ArminArlert: Type slower, Connie. That would help.

connienumbah1: I AN!

mikasa_ackerman: You'll get better, Connie.

jean-boy: Yeah, Connie. When hell freezes over HAHAHAHA

connienumbah1: FCK YOU JEAM

moveslikejaeger: see that Mikasa? I am not the only one with a stupid username.

ArminArlert: So you do admit that it was stupid?

moveslikejaeger: …shut it Armin

mikasa_ackerman: I didn't really mean it in a bad way, Eren. I was just being honest. I'm sorry for offending you.

jean-boy: Yeah, Eren. Mikasa totally knows what she's on about. I mean seriously? Moves like Jaeger?

moveslikejaeger: oh shut up horseface. Who the hell adds their gender to their name.

jean-boy: MY MOM CALLS ME THAT, ASSHOLE. STOP BEING AN INSENSITIVE FUCKER.

ArminArlert: You need to chill, Jean. Eren didn't know.

ArminArlert: And Eren, you need to take a breather.

mikasa_ackerman: It's just a username, guys. Don't make such a big fuss about it. We have more important matters to think about.

jean-boy: Alright fine. I'll stop because Mikasa has a point.

moveslikejaeger: why the hell do you always agree with Mikasa? It's pissing me off, you know.

jean-boy: That's because she's talking sense, Jaeger. Unlike you who has nothing better to say besides wanting to die.

moveslikejaeger: THAT'S IT, HORSEFACE. YOU AND ME NOW IN THE FIELD

ArminArlert: Guys, I really think you need to calm down…

connienumbah1: ypu would'nt wsnt to alert corpral Levy

ArminArlert: It's spelled as 'Levi', Connie.

jean-boy: HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS KICKED

mikasa_ackerman: THAT'S ENOUGH YOU TWO. Eren, don't make me come between your fight. End it. Right. Now.

moveslikejaeger: BUT HE'S BEING SUCH AN ASS

mikasa_ackerman: I don't care. And Jean, don't insult Eren like that.

moveslikejaeger: Hah.

mikasa_ackerman: Eren.

moveslikejaeger: Whatevs. Fine.

jean-boy: sorry. He's still an asshole anyway.

ArminArlert: Thank God for you, Mikasa.

foodloverrr entered the chatroom

theangel entered the chatroom

ymir-sama entered the chatroom

makeitRein entered the chatroom

annieleonhart entered the chatroom

foodloverrr: HEY YOU GUYS

ymir-sama: you don't need to say everything you chat, potato girl.

foodloverrr: WHAT YOU CAN HEAR ME?

ymir-sama: we are pretty much in the same cabin idiot

foodloverrr: OH YEAH RIGHT LOL

foodloverrr: IM NOT TALKING ANYMORE :)))))

foodloverrr: AND HEY CONNIE! HOW ARE YOU WITH THIS CHAT THING? DID YOU FINALLY GET IT?

connienumbah1: yesj, I tgink I'm gtting there

foodloverrr: CLOSE ENOUGH BUD LOL

annieleonhart: And turn off your caps lock, Sasha. It seems like you're yelling all the time.

foodloverrr: WHOOPS SORRY HOW DO I TURN IT OFF?

ArminArlert: It says 'Caps Lock' on the button.

foodloverrr: OKAY. I'LL LOOK FOR IT. BRB

makeitRein: I just got the hang of it, actually. It's kinda fun.

theangel: I agree! Even though we're all apart, I can totally feel that we're together :D

makeitRein: Yeah. I feel so close with you too, Krista :)

ymir-sama: hey, back-off muscles

theangel: Oh don't be so mean Ymir! I feel so close with you too! With all of you guys!

makeitRein: You really are an angel Krista hahaha

ymir-sama: MY angel.

jean-boy: Everyone knows Ymir.

moveslikejaeger: By the way, where's Berthold?

makeitRein: Still thinking of a username.

moveslikejaeger: Wait seriously?

makeitRein: Believe it or not, yes.

colossalgiant entered the chatroom

jean-boy: That's… an accurate username.

colossalgiant: I didn't think of this username! Ymir! What the hell?

ymir-sama: What?

colossalgiant: Why in the world would you choose this as my username?

ymir-sama: Why are you accusing me?

makeitRein: You're the one who made his account, genius.

ymir-sama: That's because all of his suggestions were for wusses.

colossalgiant: BIG-B ISN'T A WUSSY USERNAME

makeitRein: YOU SERIOUSLY WANTED YOUR USERNAME TO BE BIG-B? I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW.

moveslikejaeger: No offense Bert, but Reiner's right. Even though his username sounds really corny too.

makeitRein: HEY

jean-boy: I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Jaeger on this one dude. Sorry.

ArminArlert: It kinda sounds like a nickname for a kid.

mikasa_ackerman: I also agree on Eren on this one. I'm sorry, Berthold.

foodloverrr: I'm back guys! Took me a while to find that freaking button lol. So what did I miss?

makeitRein: colossalgiant AKA Berthold's first choice of a username is Big-B

foodloverrr: WHAT A WUSSY USERNAME! LOL.

foodloverrr: DAMMIT WHERE'S THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AGAIN

annieleonhart: …sounds like a username for pussies.

colossalgiant: D:

ymir-sama: OOOOOOOOH BURNED BY LEONHART!

theangel: Oh come on you guys! Give Berthold some credit! Big-B sounds really cute :)

colossalgiant: Thanks Krista.

connienumbah1: Hey guys! Now I know how to type more clearly! I'm doing it as carefully as I can :D

makeitRein: And I thought that Big-B was the corniest username ever. What the hell did you name yourself, Connie.

foodloverrr: TOLD YOU BALDIE XD

jean-boy: I JUST NOTICED IT NOW HAHAHAHA WTH CONNIE

moveslikejaeger: And Mikasa thought that MY username was stupid HAHAHAHA

mikasa_ackerman: Connie, it's not too late to change it before it creates a mark on everyone else and become a permanent joke.

connienumbah1: SHUT THE HELL UP GUYS! HOW THE HELL DO YOU CHANGE THIS SHIT ANYWAY. SASHA HELP ME.

foodloverrr: Fine, fine XD I'll log-out for a while. BRB.

foodloverrr has logged out

connienumbah1 has logged out


Inside of Commander Erwin Smith's office, the Commander himself, Levi, Hanji and Mike sat around the table. They were currently having a meeting regarding their new invention and how it would help them in their expedition. The gadget was pretty small and it will be very useful for their expeditions. Though it is not suggested to be used as they travel, it would make communicating easier if they ever scout in groups while it is raining hard since flare signals are hard to see while raining. As Hanji fiddled with some sort of device, Levi glanced over at Erwin, his back leaning on the chair with his arms crossed and his façade showing the usual stoic expression.

"It seems the kids are making use of the invention." he muttered. Erwin nodded in agreement as his lips formed into a rye smile, his arms rested on the table. "It simply tells us that the prototype was a success."

Hanji wiped sweat off her forehead and leaned on her chair as she stretched. She leaned back towards the table with an ominous grin playing on her face, she faced the three men with a question.

"So! What username are you guys going to use?"


Let the randomness ensueeeeeeeeeee~~~~ Probably update in a week or two IDK. Depends on my schedule and my laziness :D